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  1. Sending my wife (Michigan grad) and son to the game tonight.   Prices seemed to have bottomed out around Saturday and have risen since.   I bought the tickets today and felt every ounce of pain of us missing out on this game.   

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  2. 7 hours ago, CHIEF said:

    I was sick of school after my sophomore year of college, so I hit up the local navy recruiter. Scored 100 on the ASVAB, and shit blew up. Got offered a $30k signing bonus to go to nuke school. My old man talked me off the ledge. He told me "you realize that you will be stuffed into the reactor room of a ship or sub for the next twenty years, don't you?" Stupid me was wondering how he could be so sure. He followed up with, "what runs on nuclear power other than those two items?" Wasn't the only time his logical thinking bailed me out.

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    Eh... good story but bullshit..  as someone stated earlier 99 is the highest score possible.. i should know.  Did meps in San Antonio after my first year as a ME student at UT.  I had no more money for school and signed up for the USMCR for money to pay for school...  retook the ASVAB as it had been more than 2 years since I had last took it and had to "requalify"    anyways took the test and thought nothing of it. We got our test scores and we're standing in line to meet with the 1st Sgr to see if we qualified to join the Corps.  I was standing in line with some fellow recruits and they were talking about their scores.    I think 20 might have been the minimum at the time... not entirely sure.... it was low... anyways the guys were going over their scores and were celebrating mid 20 scores.  The guy in front of me got something in the mid 50s and they were amazed how fucking smart cornbread was.  You fucking genius holmes!   They looked at me and asked what did you get.   I looked down at my score and was like 56...  God damn! dude you fuckin smart....  didnt think much of it after that....  then i got to the front of the line, 1st sgt takes the piece of paper out of my hands... looks at score... looks at me... looks at score....NINETY-FUCKING-NINE!.. looks back at me and screams the LINE FOR THE AIR FORCE IS OVER THERE!...  Which is kind of ironic because about 3 years later I was commissioned by the USAF...  i know... csb.

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  3. 8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is currently the active head coach, his in-home visit to McKinley may count as ATM's official head coach in-home for that recruit. I mean, surely not, right? But, if so, hahahahahahahahahaaha!!

    Dear sweet baby Jesus, please make this true.   

  4. 1 minute ago, Lone Star Horn said:

    I think very few coaches want the first game at their new team to be a loss in a bowl.

    They tend to want to be able to put their system in place, through spring practice. 

    Makes sense unless your whole team is portaling and you want to show them that you are better than the previous coach to try and retain a few of them....   Would be a good way to gain some momentum going into spring also.   But yeah, its a cluster fuck and I wouldn't want that shit stain of a team on my resume, so I can't blame elko.  

  5. 24 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:


    Our best parody writers should each take all the possible Aggy head coach candidates and go ahead and write up the Looch hype article when the actual coach is announced and see how close they can get to the real deal.

    Well, howdy there, young buckaroos! The Texas A&M Aggies are in a bit of a pickle with Coach Jimbo Fisher out of the saddle. Now, I reckon it's time to let our imaginations run wild and consider some of the likely candidates to take over the Aggies' reins. Hold on tight, 'cause we're about to venture into the land of our soon to be reality! First up, we got the legendary Coach Nick Saban from the Alabama Crimson Tide. Now, don't get me wrong, folks. Coach Saban is a true champion and has built a dynasty down in 'Bama. But persuadin' him to leave his kingdom and come to College Station would be like shooting fish in a barrel. It's not that far-fetched of an idea, but oh, wouldn't it be somethin' to see Saban leadin' the Aggies to glory? Next, we got the one and only Coach Bill Belichick from the New England Patriots. Now, I know what y'all are thinkin', he's a pro football coach, not a college coach! But just imagine the buzz if Coach Belichick decided to bring his tactical genius to the college gridiron. It's about as likely as findin' a needle in a haystack, but hey, crazier things have happened! Now, how 'bout Coach Dabo Swinney from the Clemson Tigers? He's been a force to be reckoned with in the college football world, bringin' home national championships and buildin' a powerhouse program.  Wouldn't it be a sight to see Coach Swinney leadin' the Aggies to victory? Lastly, we can't forget about the legendary Coach Urban Meyer. Now, I know he's currently takin' a break from coachin', but imagine if he decided to come out of retirement and take on the challenge of leadin' the Aggies. It's like catchin' a lightning bolt in a bottle. Now, y'all gotta remember, these are just the first round of candidates. The chances of these coaches comin' to Texas A&M are almost certain with our state of the art facilites, NIL and hall of champions.  So, saddle up and get ready for the ride, 'cause the next coach might just surprise us all! Until then, let your imaginations roam free, and keep cheerin' for them Aggies! Giddy up and gig 'em, y'all!

    I let chat gpt take a shot at it...  
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