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  1. 2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

    Claiming fake titles from almost a century ago vs actually winning legit titles on the field is not even close to the same thing. Aggy has zero in common with the Dallas franchise in terms of winning.

    Aggy is more like the Detroit Lions, a franchise that has zero real success in this modern era of football.
     

    Agreed. At least the Cowboys' titles are legit, because they won those Super Bowls. aggy has a legit claim for their 1939 championship, but that's all. The rest is typical aggy self-adulation and self-delusion. aggy must use MK Ultra brainwashing techniques at fish camp. College Station is more like a Scientology base than a university. They even have their own Sea Org at Galveston.

  2. 2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

    Negotiating by trashing the guy through the media, let's see how that works out for them.

    The Dallas Cowboys are just a punchline at this point. So glad I stopped giving a fuck about them. I still watch the games, but I expect them to choke when they hit the playoffs, and they keep delivering. I have no hope left for this shit show.

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  3. 8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

    Unpopular opinion, ut should have stayed in the big 12 and ran the conference. The last thing ut athletics needs is more money ….

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  4. 3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    The Dallas Cowboys are essentially a theme park?

    Why not? That fits Jerry's carnival barker persona. He should build a new Aquarena Springs at Frisco, turn the DCC cheerleaders into mermaids, and bring back Ralph the swimming pig. "Wooo Pig Sooie" Jerry would be in hog heaven.

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  5. 38 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    You've forgotten 1939, sir.

    And what a glorious year it was. Aggy beat the 'sips, won their only title, and singlehandedly defeated Hitler before Bonfire. To celebrate, they burned an outhouse with swastikas painted on it and masturbated into jars of rancid sauerkraut. Whoop!

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  6. 2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


    Well, he should have gotten it in NYC originally anyway. Then we wouldn’t be talking about Reggie bush and his dumb ass.

    Vince definitely should have won the Heisman Trophy. Same with Colt and Cedric Benson. What's up with HT voters?

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  7. 21 hours ago, 'stache said:

    Mahomes would not have made any real difference to this organization. It stinks to its very core, starting at the top, and the coaches he hires. Jason Fucking Garrett probably would have tried to change Mahomes' entire playing style and ruined his career. Or Jerry would insist he play cornerback or something. I 100% believe that to be true.

    Dallas would have squandered Mahomes' talent and hindered his development as a player. The Cowboys are a totally dysfunctional organization, and Jerry is at the root of the rot. Like BO&W said, the Cowboys choose brand over substance. Jerry would like to win a Super Bowl, but only if he can take all the credit for it. He still gets paid either way. We're doomed as long as the Jones clan owns the team.

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  8. On 2/17/2024 at 11:37 AM, Duane Moore said:

    Let’s get our taxonomy of the various peoples indigenous to SEC Country straight.
     

    Hillbillies are known as such because they live in the hills, mountains, and hollers of Appalachia or the Ozarks. These are primarily the fans of Tennessee and Kentucky, as well as some portions of the Arkansas and Missouri nations.

    Rednecks got their name from working in the fields of the coastal plains or Deep South, where the backs of their necks would become sunburned. These are your South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama/Auburn, and Mississippi school fans. 
     

    Crackers are mostly located in Florida, and are a vanishing breed with all the in-migration to the state since the advent of air conditioning, but still can be seen in Gainesville on game days in their jort-wearing  glory. 
     

    LSU fans are traditionally known as “coon-asses,” or more recently “corn-dogs” due to their pervasive odor. 

    At least UT's arrival will demonstrate that not all Texans are like aggy. They give our beloved state a bad reputation with their peckerwood autism, institutional cultism, and social retardation.

  9. 3 hours ago, markstanco said:


    My grandma said nigra. Yes it was actually considered polite half a century ago.

    Mine said nigra too. She was extremely redneck, but I don't think it was meant as a pejorative. It was just a cracker way of saying negro. But yeah, that shit definitely wouldn't fly nowadays.

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