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Moocowtex

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  1. 10 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

    There was some comedy club in Dallas back in the day that had a house band.  My uncles used to go all the time (late 70’s early to mid 80’s).  They did a re-write on it that goes as follows…

    you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

    2 pregnant daughters and a son that’s gone queer

    1’s smokin dope, 1’s snortin coke..

    and you’re out there selling your rear. 
     

    you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.  
     

    we never sing it the written way when we pull out the guitars at family get togethers.  

    Bowley and Wilson’s? Some of their other quality tunes were “SMU Sorority Bitch” and “Stanky Finger”.

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  2. 21 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

    I wonder if science will ever unlock the mystery of why Vic Mackey’s social media friends, of all people, are more prone to health issues. It’s a real puzzler!

    I dunno. Cutthroat Chip seemed ageless.

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  3. 9 hours ago, Lat22 said:

    I took my first dose of Suprep around 5pm and the Space Shuttle didn’t start lifting off until about 9:45pm. 

    Impressive. I made it 23 minutes.

  4. Saw this little guy hauling ass by the sidewalk on International Blvd in Orlando. As close as I could get before he took off. I think it’s a Southern Black Racer.
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  5. I currently live in the smallish town where this went down.  Word on the street is the guy who quit in November had been caught stealing. He had been a somewhat long time employee, so the owner said he wouldn't fire him, but he was going to dock some of his pay every pay period until it was paid back. Two weeks later, the guy quits. Owner doesn't want to pay him the last check (since he's still owed money from the theft). State gets involved. Pennies dumped on driveway. Quitter guy dumps oil in the change pile, then starts calling all the news stations. Apparently a lawsuit will be headed towards the quitter in short order. Big excitement for this ridiculous little town.

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  6. 1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    Ha, I can't recall his name but, yeah, he's an idiot.  I'm sure he's cruising around the Maldives or something, right now. 

    Cutthroat Chip? He was awesome. A badass gangster who would post pics of himself reading a book to show how smart he was.

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  7. Damn. This sucks hard. Trying to play along with Rush when I was a Ute just made me want to chop up my drums and light them on fire since I was never gonna get close to what the Professor could do. RIP Neil.

  8. 13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

    Wow what a huge bust! Lmao. These clowns really posed for this? Looks like they picked up any college student's dorm room. What is that, enough money to buy a video game?

    "Officers with the Tenaha Police Department arrested three people on felony drug charges Monday after they executed a search warrant on a home and found marijuana, prescription pills, drug paraphernalia, packaging materials, guns, and cash."

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    Nice!  Looks like they netted about $70 cash money. We’re all a little safer.

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