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Lou

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  1. Jerry: This isn’t a good time.

    Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?

    Jerry: I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?

    Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.

    Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.

    Telemarketer: Umm, no.

    Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.

  2.  Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

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  3. Besides a whiskey, I think we will require a little respect. . . . If you care to turn around, you will see what we looked like when we was younger and the people around her wanted to make us senators. What we didn’t put up with back then was doddlin’ service, and as you can see, we still don’t put up with it.

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