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    Trump Pence Keep America Great |

     
    Todd,

    Where have you been?

    We’ve emailed you every day with no response. Despite our best efforts, President Trump thinks he’s lost you as a supporter. He needs to know the truth, which is why we only have one more question for you...

    DO YOU STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP?
     
    YES
     
    NO
     

    Given the fact that you’ve yet to officially take a stand for President Trump, we worry that your support lies elsewhere. We wanted to give you another chance to show President Trump that you’re still with him, and we know he’s eagerly waiting for your response.

    We’re going to send him your response IMMEDIATELY so he can finally know where you stand.

    So, Todd, do you stand with your President?
     
    YES, OF COURSE
     
     
    NO
     


    Thank you,

    Team Trump 2020

     

    Who says the president has no empathy?  He's worried about Todd and eagerly awaiting a response (and then a donation).   

  2. The decision is who are the true Patriots.  Are you Lydia or Amy or Todd?

     

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    Trump Pence Keep America Great
     
     
    LEAD WITCH HUNT PROSECUTOR FUNDRAISING FOR BIDEN


    Todd,

    You read that right. Andrew Weissmann, the lead prosecutor in the Russian Collusion Delusion, is out fundraising for Sleepy Joe.

    This is COLLUSION at the highest level from the DEEP STATE! They’ve been trying to rig the system for years ...They hate true Patriots like you, Todd.

    They’re trying to intimidate the American People and rip this country from your hands. I can’t stand by and let them get away with this, and as a true American Patriot, neither should YOU.

    If they couldn’t take us down with their 3-YEAR WITCH HUNT, then they’re NOT going to take us down now. Together, let’s show them that despite their best efforts, our movement is STRONGER than ever before.

     
    IT’S JOE BIDEN AND THE DEEP STATE VS TODD

    We have to remind them that this is your country, not theirs. That’s why I’ve requested a list of every Patriot who donates to this email in the next hour be sent to my office.
     
    America's Defenders

    Andrew Weissmann is a horrible and vicious prosecutor and he’s proven he’ll NEVER stop coming after us.

    I want to know who stood with me when I needed them most. I’ve asked my team to send me a list of EVERY Patriot who steps up in the NEXT HOUR. I hope I see your name, Todd.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to fight back against the corrupt system and get on the list of donors my team sends to my office.

     
    Thank you,

    President Trump Signature Headshot
    Donald J. Trump
    President of the United States

     

  3. You assholes will be so jealous of Todd (me).  

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    Trump Pence Keep America Great


    Todd,

    The 2020 Election marks a historic time in our Country. In addition to re-electing President Trump, it also marks the 40th anniversary of our Nation’s 40th President, Ronald Reagan.

    Like President Trump, President Reagan was a staunch defender of the Republican Party’s core values such as limited government, a competitive economy, individual freedom, and a strong national defense.

    To honor and celebrate their shared America First values, President Trump is offering YOU a chance to get your very own limited-edition Commemorative Trump-Reagan Coin Set.

    But, the President only authorized the production of 5,000 sets of these iconic coins, which is why we’re ONLY offering them to our top supporters, like YOU.

    This offer is NOT available to the general public, so please, do NOT share this email with anyone.


    Just contribute $45 or more by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to get your very own Commemorative Trump-Reagan Coin Set. >>  
     
    CONTRIBUTE $65
     
    CONTRIBUTE $55
     
    CONTRIBUTE $45
     
    CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

    President Trump really wants YOU to have a set of these iconic coins, Todd.

    As one of the President’s TOP supporters, you have an exclusive opportunity to own a piece of history by ordering your very own Commemorative Trump-Reagan Coin Set.

    We have an extremely limited supply, so be sure to get yours NOW before it’s too late.

    Please contribute $45 IMMEDIATELY and we’ll send you our Commemorative Trump-Reagan Coin Set.

    Thanks,

    Team Trump 2020

     

    Heads: trickle down economics.  Tails: tax cut for the middle class.

  4. Again, I'm not Todd.  But the president is sending multiple emails to me now.  Let's see what shit he's throwing out there.

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    Trump Pence Keep America Great
     
    JOE BIDEN IS GUILTY


    Oh how the tables have turned, Todd.

    Joe Biden used the federal government to ILLEGALLY SPY on my 2016 campaign and to further the Russian Collusion Delusion. Can you believe it?

    First, I was accused of colluding with the Russians.
    Next, the Democrats wasted your time and money with a 3-YEAR WITCH HUNT.
    Then, they IMPEACHED ME for being a perfect President.
    After that, I was ACQUITTED (I did nothing wrong).
    And now, there is evidence showing that Sleepy Joe is the GUILTY one.

    The Liberals have ALWAYS been trying to take me down, and more importantly, they’ve been trying to take YOU down, Todd.

    We are halfway through the month and now that Sleepy Joe is a certified CROOK, I want to make a statement SO BIG that even while he’s hiding in his basement, he won’t be able to ignore us.

     
    FOR THE NEXT HOUR: ALL CONTRIBUTIONS WILL BE 500%-MATCHED!

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to help make a HUGE statement and your gift will automatically be 500%-MATCHED. >>
     

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    500%-MATCH: NOT USED
    DEADLINE: 1 HOUR


    CONTRIBUTE $20 = $120

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT RIGHT NOW and your gift will be 500%-MATCHED.
     
    Thank you,

    President Trump Signature Headshot
    Donald J. Trump
    President of the United States

     

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    Trump Pence Keep America Great


    Todd,

    You have been selected!

    You’ve been identified as one of President Trump’s TOP supporters, and we wanted to reach out to let you know about your EXCLUSIVE offer.

    We’re halfway through May and we’re pacing a little behind our upcoming End-of-Month Goal. We can’t afford to fall behind, so President Trump has decided to do SOMETHING BIG to make sure we CRUSH our goal.

     
    For a limited time, President Trump has authorized a 5X-MATCH on your next contribution.

    That’s right, Todd. When you make your next contribution, it will make 5X THE IMPACT!
     
    But, this offer is only available for the NEXT HOUR, so you need to act fast.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR your gift will be 5X-MATCHED. >>
     

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    DEADLINE: 1 HOUR
    5X-MATCH: NOT USED


    CONTRIBUTE $20 = $120
    It’s going to take EVERY Patriot stepping up if we’re going to CRUSH Sleepy Joe in November, and President Trump is counting on you.

    He knows that you’ve always been one of his strongest supporters from the very beginning, which is why he wanted to give you a unique chance to make 5X the impact.

    We’re giving the President an updated list of donors soon. Will he see Todd on it?

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to get your name on the list and your gift will automatically be 5X-MATCHED.

     
    Thank you,

    Team Trump 2020

     

  5. Got a few emails that were addressed to my pops:

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    Trump Pence Keep America Great
     
    JOE BIDEN IS GUILTY


    Oh how the tables have turned, Todd.

    Joe Biden used the federal government to ILLEGALLY SPY on my 2016 campaign and to further the Russian Collusion Delusion. Can you believe it?

    First, I was accused of colluding with the Russians.
    Next, the Democrats wasted your time and money with a 3-YEAR WITCH HUNT.
    Then, they IMPEACHED ME for being a perfect President.
    After that, I was ACQUITTED (I did nothing wrong).
    And now, there is evidence showing that Sleepy Joe is the GUILTY one.

    The Liberals have ALWAYS been trying to take me down, and more importantly, they’ve been trying to take YOU down, Todd.

    We are halfway through the month and now that Sleepy Joe is a certified CROOK, I want to make a statement SO BIG that even while he’s hiding in his basement, he won’t be able to ignore us.

     
    FOR THE NEXT HOUR: ALL CONTRIBUTIONS WILL BE 500%-MATCHED!

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to help make a HUGE statement and your gift will automatically be 500%-MATCHED. >>
     

     


    500%-MATCH: NOT USED
    DEADLINE: 1 HOUR


    CONTRIBUTE $20 = $120

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT RIGHT NOW and your gift will be 500%-MATCHED.
     
    Thank you,

    President Trump Signature Headshot
    Donald J. Trump
    President of the United States


     
      CONTRIBUTE $5 = $30

     

     






















     
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    Trump Pence Keep America Great |
     
    CONGRATULATIONS - You have been formally selected to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll in recognition of your unwavering support and commitment to President Donald J. Trump.
     

    Todd,

    President Trump has always been able to rely on you as a dedicated supporter, which is why we are proud to offer you the exclusive opportunity to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll.

    As a member of the Honor Roll, President Trump will be relying on YOU to advise him throughout the coming months on the proper course of action when countering the Left’s LIES and deceptions. When he needs guidance, HE’LL TURN TO YOU, Todd.

    Joining President Trump’s Honor Roll is absolutely paramount if we’re going to secure another FOUR MORE YEARS and keep our Nation out of the hands of BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALISTS, and that’s why we are calling on YOU to step up and accept the offer TODAY.

    The Honor Roll is a select group and we can only guarantee your spot for the NEXT 3 HOURS before we release it.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 3 HOURS to join the Trump Presidential Honor Roll. >>

     


    DEADLINE: NEXT 3 HOURS


    HONOR ROLL STATUS: MISSING


    CONTRIBUTE $20
     
    CONTRIBUTE $15
     
    CONTRIBUTE $10
     
    CONTRIBUTE $5
     
    CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT
     

    President Trump really needs you on his team as a member of his Honor Roll. When the Left comes for us, we want to be able to show them the list of Patriots who are proud to fight for THEIR PRESIDENT!

    We’ll be finalizing the updated roster soon, and we want to make sure YOUR NAME is on there for everyone to see.

     
     

    Thank you,

    Team Trump 2020
     

     
      CONTRIBUTE $5

     

     

  6. 7 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

    They did something Fox likes?  Their discretion and impartiality is impeccable and beyond approach.

    They did something Fox doesn't like?  How is this miserable partisan hack allowed to even keep their job??!

     

     

    reproach.

  7. On 4/25/2020 at 8:50 PM, RomaVicta said:

    Trump must be getting desperate again. He's emailing me after largely shunning me for months.

    Today's content:

    Sean, RomaVicta, GMR,

    Let’s make something known: your President will never stop FIGHTING to put America First with every decision that he makes.

    Last two questions on the poll

    I don't want one of them BIG GUVMINT SOCIALISTS ruining an America that Trump has made great again. An American breathtakingly respected on the World Stage again!

    The random capitalization suggests that The Donald at least reviewed this missive if not composed it from the beginning.

     

    I got this same email sent to me but addressed to my dad.  And it included the zip code of 79936 in highliter yellow, even though neither of us lived there. 

    Bullet points: 2 of the world's top terrorist leaders have been killed.  The Wall is being FINISHED.  Conservative judges appointed.  And America being respected on World Stage again.  Apparently, my dad is part of a grassroots movement that goes to my email and I should donate money.   https://action.donaldjtrump.com/april-2020-approval-poll-v2 

  8. 6 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

    Part of me doesn't know how y'all still watch the dumpster fireside chats. I can only handle so much outrage. But the other part wants to rubber neck at the latest train wreck. 

    It's like Howard Stern:

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    Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
    Kenny: How could this be?
    Researcher: Answer most commonly given: "I want to see what he'll say next."
    Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
    Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
    Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
    Researcher: Most common answer: "I want to see what he'll say next."

     

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  9. 15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

    Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.

    Jesus was misquoted.

    The greatest love is that one lay down their life for a total stranger.  That is what our frontline healthcare professionals are doing every day. 

    I mentioned to a co-worker the other day that this is like entering a leper colony that has been brought to us.  But at least with the colony, we knew what each person was up against.  The anxiety and stress this has caused is comparable to PTSD and that is warranted.  

  10. So why not do infrastructure week now?  DOT people can do construction on roads that have far fewer occupants and can get shit done without causing as many headaches for drivers.  Is pragmatism out of people's minds?  This keeps crews working and I'm sure there is worse pork in the bills.  

  11. So I'm guessing people have figured out the warm months don't mean shit by now.  The hemispheres both have cases.  The testing is erratic and Pence is in charge.  Trump is blaming the media, the dems, and Mexico.  I'm sure there is something I missed so:

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