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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. 1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    This version of it has been.

    How about this version (and what I would absolutely do if I was Espada- no fucking around with Brown, France or Spaghetti again until you have to) of a staff- I can't imagine it will be bad: 

    JV Thursday

    Friday off

    Saturday- Blanco,

    Sunday Framber,

    Monday off

    Tuesday Javier.  

    Wednesday- JV

    Thur- Blanco

    Friday- Framber

    Saturday- France/Brown/Spaghetti/Bielak- whichever you think will suck least

    Sunday- Javier

     

    That's 10 calendar days where you should only expect 1 shitty start.  Make that happen- fire Abreu into the face of the sun- send Singleton along with him- rotate C/1B between Caratini, Dubon and Diaz, move Bregman down to the 6 hole or something like that and lets see if that lineup/team can fuck.

    Altuve/Pena/Alvarez/Tucker/Diaz/Bregman/Chas/Caratini/Dubon.  Make that the lineup for a solid week to go with that rotation and I bet we win more than 1/3 of our games. Boom- problem solved Espada.

    I'm sure that's not what they will do.  

     


     

    I wrote down everything you said, lineup wise,this morning almost for word. I’d bat Bregman 7th just to either piss him off or embarrass him into giving a fuck. Bring up Salazar as 3rd catcher and play Caratini the majority at 1B until we find one. Send Singleton and Kessinger packing. I didn’t consider the pitching rotation because suck gonna suck, and I like your premise, but I don’t think Javier is available. Excellent thoughts though.

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  2. 33 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

     

    Just walk over to the third base dugout my guy. $1.75 mill. Exactly the kind of guy who should be on our bench. Former All Star. Career .270 hitter. But let’s let Singleton and Kessinger enjoy the buffets.

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  3. I’m tapping out. Been drinking since before noon. I shouldn’t have posted lol But…Arch is the real deal. Astros are not. Until they get serious about roster management. This is bullshit. Peace out everybody. I used to drink. And I still do too. But now people have edibles😊

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  4. Lol…it’s like nobody can foresee the future or even think that time isn’t a vacuum and every player is always at their best. Pressley has been trending down for a while. We all know it. Expecting players out with major injuries that have been out over a year to come back at All Star level is a fools errand. Wait and see. Our GM is shit. Prepare for the worst. We’ve done nothing. When the apocalypse comes Dana and his family will be outside handing out hot chocolate. Improve the bench asshole. Winker was a left handed outfielder, former All Star available for 1.5 million on a minor league deal. What? We sign every wire wire trash pitcher. We can’t take a chance on that? Trade Bregman. Trade Framber. Get younger. Get cheaper. Build around Yordan, Tucker, Altuve and Diaz. The window does not need to close. Stop thinking the past is the future. We suck. Meyers sucks. We’ve had the same shitty outfield rotation for years. Our GM must be good at polishing cars. He hasn’t done shit to improve the team. 

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  5. I’m so sick of watching Abreu look like a feeble old man and Singleton stand around with that sour ass look on his face. I want them both gone. There were hardly even any smiles after the game. It’s just a dead dugout. Doesn’t look fun. 

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