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Redneck Mutha

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  1. How did we only beat these dolts by 10?
  2. Well not with that attitude.
  3. Longest offensive play since Applewhite to McGarity?
  4. I guess it COULD happen. But I doubt they would hang around long.
  5. And a non-aggy construction company to correctly measure an Olympic-sized swimming pool.
  6. For perspective, Texas has 3 road wins over ranked opponents in the last 111 days (Michigan, Vandy, aggy).
  7. Exactly. Let him stroll through the end zone, only pausing to take a dump across ARIZONA STATE. Turdition.
  8. And that number for Jimbo didn't include 25% of the total buyout (about $19M) they had to pay him within 60 days of his termination.
  9. Made the jimmyjazz horseradish sauce, turned out really well, thanks for sharing! The meat was very satisfying, that's what she said.
  10. Jimbo gets $7.1M/yr through 2031. The Elk gets $7M/yr through 2029. About $14M/yr for the next 5 years. Is 8 wins a good return on that? For perspective, Sark gets $10.3M this year, and I think his incentives so far are an extra $150k for SECCG, $250k for making 1st round, $500k for making quarterfinals. $11.2M total it appears so far? More cash for any coach of the year awards.
  11. It's one island, Michael. What could it cost, 10 trillion dollars?
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  13. Yes but the ones that do get indicted, I still have to vote for them because Joe Biden made me pay an extra nickel an egg.
  14. Then they'll fit right in.
  15. Stupid sips, winning playoff games instead of focusing on the portal!
  16. I saw Jim Brown get ankle tackled once, so this is definitely true.
  17. With all due respeck to our surly arizona st peeps, fuck arizona st. Fuck them directly in the butt hole. No lube at all.
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