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  1. 3 hours ago, texifornia said:

    This AI stuff is weird as hell. It's like celebrating with anime boobs but less honest.

    Not gonna lie… I never would have seen the messed up letters on the shirts to realize it was ai had you not pointed out that it was ai. Probably won’t stop me from fathering some knuckle-children to that image.

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    22 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

    Serious question though, how can anyone our age smoke a whole joint and not be completely shot for the rest of the day? One solid drag and I'm good for many hours. 

    Weed is too strong these days.

    And what's up with the stupid electronic vapes? What happened to zigzags?

    Get off my lawn.

    Shiiit… I felt that way about any of the Mexican ditch weed I was able to  get my hands on way back in high school. A couple bong rips or a shared joint and I was a gelatinous potato the rest of the night. Never understood how friends could play sports or lift weights after smoking. Can’t imagine what modern day weed/edibles would do to me 

  3. 9 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    I got a very nefarious email saying they would release the content of the porn I was viewing if I didn’t pay their ransom.   I sent them a video of me yanking it.  
     

    I’ve seen that video. You weren’t fooling anyone by tattooing a six inch ruler on your 3.5 inch penis

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  4. 5 hours ago, phdhorn said:

    Yes, I should have known (SIAP blah blah). All I can say is if it's posted here before this (haven't checked) it did come from the source I said - probably got out there anyway (the internet (like Surlians) these days it's all over the place (Norm McDonald).

    Anyway, I got it through texts of friends who know the homeowner. If it's a member here, sorry if you got any serious damage, hope all is well. 

    You’ve been here more than long enough to know that anything that happens anywhere (but especially central Texas) is always roughly one degree of separation from surly… and on a totally unrelated note… that you don’t accept an invite from Nicole to hit up some bars on Rainey St.

  5. 8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

    IF that happened, and we all know it didn't, it pales in comparison on the weird scale to:

    Jazz jars

    Squeezing 

    Humping 

    Yell leaders 

    Yell practice 

    Fish camp

    Dead dog scoreboard 

    Dog out ranks all humans in cosplay fake army

     

    I'm sure I'm leaving out plenty 

    Jazz Jars would be a top notch band name for a jazz band made up of self-aware 2%ers

  6. 45 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    Pretty sure those have been discontinued. 

    Aggy Pat is just following the Lucci/Looch44 method… manipulate the numbers and twist the narrative so that aggy is better than evil tu in their rankings until overwhelming facts and stats make it impossible to do so, and then just discontinue said rankings without notice or explanation. 

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  7. 51 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

    Gonna need the backstory on Pirate Rosie Odonnell here...

    Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious

  8. 8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

    So I'll pipe in here. I take a lot of issues with both sides of the table. When I get time I'm happy to elaborate, but in short I avoid submitting anything here as my politics don't fall in line with either sides platform entirely. As such, as a silent non-affliate I fear being shouted down for not being on one side or the other.

    That's a shitty feeling. 

    That thinking independently about issues outside party lines, having critiques and issues with both is now hated on by both sides.

    It really does suck. I had opinions during and prior to election watching these threads and stood silent as I was pretty sure I'd just be shit on. 

    I am of the opinion that largely, most US citizens are still good people. I'm of the opinion that the 2 party system truly sucks. I'm of the opinion that my ideas which falls to various sides on various topics is now the outcast. 

    I hate that. For a little background my father immigrated from Italy where he grew up during WWII. Yeah.. seriously. I have a Jewish step father, a Mexican immigrant step mother and a mom who was pro-women and civil rights in the 60s. One married to an Italian immigrant. One who grew up dirt poor. Who's own father shit on her for not being racist. 

    I don't think this country is broken, I think our political system is broken. 

    I'd love to be able to engage in conversations, not team red or blue matching order shouting matches.

    But... even in typing this.. I'm sadly confident I'm going to be shit on here. 

    Which really does suck, because I'm of the opinion that addressing the Corporate Oligarchy and other issues the US has faces requires all of us to come together, as one people, and stop shitting on folks from the other team. Don't let The Prince be the book we play in.. let IT be the book we mock but don't burn. 

    I'm willing to try, because I'm willing to die trying. 

    My post would literally say the exact same thing. All of it. Even the Italian immigrant dad, Jewish step-dad, Mexican step-mom stuff.
     

    But seriously, I’d love for a legitimate 3rd party to jump into the mix and break up the “us vs them” mindset the nation has now, and force both sides to rein it in and work together a little more. But that’s not going to happen. 

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  9. 7 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

    Coincidentally this week on txags.....

    Rings | TexAgs

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    Jeez. 

    Cool. Now do the rocks on women’s fingers/necks and watches on men’s wrists just in the luxury suites at Texas games, and then add the value that they don’t have to look like fucking dorks wearing class rings to surpass the aggy number

  10. On 10/19/2024 at 5:06 PM, CleverNickname said:

    I think I'm officially Doug Deep 

    …. I'm 13' deep

    . Hopefully putting some new wood in the next month

    ….so I can make sure the holes line up.

     

    You should write excavation erotica… after you finish the goddamned hole already

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