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Stinkpalm

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  1. 2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

    Since it's aggy related... An random aggy Instagram man-whore claims to have had an affair with Nick Saban's married daughter, Kristen. Said he's being blackmailed by some random person who has questionable sourced pics of them hugging each other, while he's wearing a t-shirt with Saban wearing a crown. WTH and who cares?  

     

    Today I learned that twenty-something years ago, Dan Mullen banged Miss Terry

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  2. 6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    This might be the most accurate top 10 list ever created. 

     

    I saw this a couple days ago and before watching it thought “if this list is truly anywhere close to respectable, aggy has got to be pretty high on it.” Had some doubt since he appeared to be an Ohio guy, but big belly laughs when aggy was named at number one. Nailed the entire list.

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  3. 16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.

    He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas. 

    It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table. 

    These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird. 

    I’ll have to check and see if my idiot brother was in Boston this week. It sure sounds like him, but I suppose that also sounds like most first generation aggy. If he was drunk and kept repeating himself though… high likelihood it was my idiot brother. 

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  4. 8 hours ago, slorch said:

    Half of Surly is wondering what a turnaround is….  How long ago was this?  Both towns have a Hampton Inn and HIExpress. Pampa has a newer La Quinta.  Borger has a Bennigans. 😀

    I just assumed it had something to with a combination of sex, drugs, and alcohol 

    41 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

    The Hampton and HIE express had no vacancies so we had to do Pampa.  We ate at that Bennigans 4 out of the 5 nights we were there.  The McDonald's was the first place I saw that had a self service kiosk.  It had to have been at least 7 years ago.  

     

    It was the most expensive Hampton I have ever stayed in.  It was 300 bucks a night.  

    Humblebrag?

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  5. 30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

    Also, does the dad even follow college football?  This kid could fake commit *anywhere* right now, hell he could "commit" to the fucking Philadelphia Eagles, and they choose... aggy?

    Nah, they’ve been paying attention. They chose the one place that is actually desperate enough to accept his commitment. Hell, The Elk is probably looking into getting him reclassified as a 2024 recruit as we speak.

  6. 5 hours ago, General Specific said:

    Flash back to the good ole days
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    You’re welcome.

    I fathered millions of knuckle-children due to similar images in the sears catalogue back in the day. That is, until I found the old man’s playboy stash, when the number grew into the billions

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  7. 1 hour ago, satyanash said:

    Other way around.

    https://brobible.com/sports/article/texas-am-donation-check-jimbo-fisher-final-game/

    The athletic department certainly isn’t hurting for money. In fact, just before firing Fisher, AD Ross Bjork presented a $160 million donation check to the 12th Man.

    College football followers immediately commented on the timing of that presentation.

    “The timing of this check presentation was a boss move.”

    “That’s the literal money for a coaching payout and hire I’m so dead.”

    “My boys and I were watching the whole time thinking ‘There’s Jimbo’s buyout.'”

    “Bjork, the king of in game presentations.”

    “When they showed this check during one of the media timeouts, I knew it was Jimbover.”

    I realize check writing isn’t as prolific as it once was… but you may still want to learn how checks work. Mostly the “To” and “From” lines. Just in case there comes a day that you think you’re “receiving” a check for 1 million dollars

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  8. 5 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

    and SSGNs don't travel alone.  So there's probably a few linebackers in the form of SSNs watching her back.  And why do we call our ships "her"  because it's gay as fuck to ride dudes.

    Well, yeah, but you don’t “ride” submarines. You get all up… in… th….

    you know what? Your point still stands

  9. I’m told he missed the bus. Sark kicked him off the team, even though he said it’s something that he’ll never, ever, ever do again. The reason it took so long for news of the incident to spread is due to Kris wearing a backwards jersey and jeans, which caused confusion from the team on whether he was entering or leaving Sarks office

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