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Posts posted by Stinkpalm
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Whoosh and whoosh.
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6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:
This might be the most accurate top 10 list ever created.
I saw this a couple days ago and before watching it thought “if this list is truly anywhere close to respectable, aggy has got to be pretty high on it.” Had some doubt since he appeared to be an Ohio guy, but big belly laughs when aggy was named at number one. Nailed the entire list.
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16 hours ago, closetojumping said:
I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.
He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas.
It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table.
These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird.
I’ll have to check and see if my idiot brother was in Boston this week. It sure sounds like him, but I suppose that also sounds like most first generation aggy. If he was drunk and kept repeating himself though… high likelihood it was my idiot brother.
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“We made it further in the tourney!”
”Huh?”
”Overtime, Birch!!”
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8 hours ago, slorch said:
Half of Surly is wondering what a turnaround is…. How long ago was this? Both towns have a Hampton Inn and HIExpress. Pampa has a newer La Quinta. Borger has a Bennigans. 😀
I just assumed it had something to with a combination of sex, drugs, and alcohol
41 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:The Hampton and HIE express had no vacancies so we had to do Pampa. We ate at that Bennigans 4 out of the 5 nights we were there. The McDonald's was the first place I saw that had a self service kiosk. It had to have been at least 7 years ago.
It was the most expensive Hampton I have ever stayed in. It was 300 bucks a night.
Humblebrag?
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31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Indoctrination? At A&M? Unpossible!!
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Aggy Karen: she just had 12 hot dogs.
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3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Such fucking pussies who run away from daddy at every chance they get. Now they'll be behind Michigan, Ohio State, Michigan State, Wisconsin, and probably even Minnesota. Oh, and Iowa.
And Oregon… and Washington…
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10 hours ago, Napoleon said:
If you’re an pre-pubescent boy…
Here are some toy dinosaurs:
🦖
Merry Christmas 🎄
A crummy Bisontits figurine?? Son of a bitch!
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1 hour ago, Napoleon said:
This old article says that he shit down his season after 4 games to focus on school so that he could graduate in December.
Well…. Shitting down a season to play school shows some pretty strong commitment… I suppose
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29 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:
Maybe some play on The Elk, Melkmen, etc
aggy ‘25- Melktoast
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30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:
Also, does the dad even follow college football? This kid could fake commit *anywhere* right now, hell he could "commit" to the fucking Philadelphia Eagles, and they choose... aggy?
Nah, they’ve been paying attention. They chose the one place that is actually desperate enough to accept his commitment. Hell, The Elk is probably looking into getting him reclassified as a 2024 recruit as we speak.
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6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:
El Paso and San Antonio are rather similar, just depends on whether you like your handjobs administered on the side of a mountain or while lazily floating down a tiny river in a tourist boat as people drink overpriced margaritas nearby.
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6 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:
After having watched the Untold episode on Manti Te'o, I now know the trophy went to the only guy of the 3 that had ever pulled any wool.
Fify. It was right there, man!
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22 minutes ago, Pancho said:
What the fuck is this shit??! An undershirt beneath his pullover? Jimbo would be spinning in his size 7 loafers if he could see this.
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That figure doesn’t appear to include Elko’s Duke buyout nor buyouts of outgoing and incoming staff, so… more
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1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:
I remember my physics final at RLM. I was in the building when the exam took place. I wasn’t in the classroom, but sort of classroom adjacent. I still got a 0 for some reason.
Hell, that’s better than I did… and I actually took the final exam!
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1 hour ago, satyanash said:
Other way around.
https://brobible.com/sports/article/texas-am-donation-check-jimbo-fisher-final-game/
The athletic department certainly isn’t hurting for money. In fact, just before firing Fisher, AD Ross Bjork presented a $160 million donation check to the 12th Man.
College football followers immediately commented on the timing of that presentation.
“The timing of this check presentation was a boss move.”
“That’s the literal money for a coaching payout and hire I’m so dead.”
“My boys and I were watching the whole time thinking ‘There’s Jimbo’s buyout.'”
“Bjork, the king of in game presentations.”
“When they showed this check during one of the media timeouts, I knew it was Jimbover.”
I realize check writing isn’t as prolific as it once was… but you may still want to learn how checks work. Mostly the “To” and “From” lines. Just in case there comes a day that you think you’re “receiving” a check for 1 million dollars
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5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
What if he wears his uniform, but wears dress shoes instead of cleats? Or a fedora instead of a helmet?
Possibly, if it’s a Stanzo brand fedora. They’re nice!
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5 hours ago, FartingMonk said:
and SSGNs don't travel alone. So there's probably a few linebackers in the form of SSNs watching her back. And why do we call our ships "her" because it's gay as fuck to ride dudes.
Well, yeah, but you don’t “ride” submarines. You get all up… in… th….
you know what? Your point still stands
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22 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:A poster on IT who seems to have legit contacts within the Aggy program is saying Max is done for the season. Did he get dinged up during their game?
Dinged up? There are Max Johnson shaped craters littering every field aggy has played on since weigman got injured. I swear every passing down, in the bits of their games that I’ve seen, Johnson has been pile driven into the dirt within 2 seconds of the snap. I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was mom and dad deciding to pull the ripcord before their son is permanently confined to a wheelchair due to one too many snaps behind that porous line.
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I’m told he missed the bus. Sark kicked him off the team, even though he said it’s something that he’ll never, ever, ever do again. The reason it took so long for news of the incident to spread is due to Kris wearing a backwards jersey and jeans, which caused confusion from the team on whether he was entering or leaving Sarks office
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Today I learned that twenty-something years ago, Dan Mullen banged Miss Terry