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Sheep Have Wool

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  1. On 1/17/2025 at 4:56 PM, msucolt45 said:

    Arch has the size, speed, arm, and running ability that Sark spends sleepless nights drawing up X and O’s for the future schemes. IMO - Sark can’t wait for Spring Ball to implement 50-75% of the plan. The rest will come on the Fall camp.

    We do need to portal 2-3 IOLs to help solidify the plan prior to Fall camp.

    Hook’em!!!

     

    22 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


    I’d rather watch their version of MNF than the regular feed/show on ESPN. They bring so much more “insight” to the play calling and pre/post play comments than your average color commentator. Plus they usually have 3Qtr guests that add to the funny activities.

    Hook’em!!!

     

    12 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


    Awesome - thanks and CAN’T WAIT!!!!

    Hook’em!!!

     

    2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

    Thank you Chris for your insight - priceless!
    I do appreciate what you did on the 40 by the way, just saying.

    Hook’em!!!

    Is this...is this a bit? Or are you auditioning for a role on TexAgs?

     

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  2. 53 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    I’ve been reading a lot of G. Elliott Morris on Twitter, guy knows his data. Says Selzer is no better or worse than any other poll and that it’s still just noise at the end of the day. So I think a lot of people in this thread need to really tamper their expections just because Harris finally got one good poll result. He still has Trump as a favorite (not a guarantee) to win 

    I sometimes wonder what would happen if Helo invoked the George Constanza opposite rule with his life.

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  3. 8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    To be fair, I don't think "the guy spouting facts about sheep" is defending the appropriateness of that statement within that particular political context. Instead, I think he was making a broader and more general statement about supporting the notion that comedic speech shouldn't be limited.  Of course, that's my assumption, but maybe he does believe it's totally cool to blast out your hatred of accents, spices, and color to your beige world.

    Look, I'm just here to educate the masses about sheep. You need wool? They've got it.

    Also, @bolverk got it - apologies if that was unclear. Comedic speech shouldn't be limited.  It doesn't always need to be tasteful. It should definitely be funny. Hinchcliffe's comment wasn't clever insult comedy, nor was it thoughtful subversive humor. Read the "joke." It's lazy and terrible and not funny. It was the sort of joke my 10 year old nephew would make if my nephew was a right-wing hatemonger at a Nazi rally.

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  4. 8 minutes ago, softlynow said:

    If I was the richest person in the world I would never go to a political rally. What’s the point of Scrooge McDuck money if you’re just gonna post on SM all day and go be bored surrounded by insane levels of idiocy and mediocrity?

    Buy a sports franchise like a normal rich asshole. 

    The same way that you become the richest person in the world: it's never enough. He's pretty clearly another insecure person trying to make themselves feel whole.

    Also, I suspect you're greatly overestimating Elon's smarts - he's got a lot of intellectual peers there. Did you miss Habba's walk up song?

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  5. 3 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

    Hinchcliffe’s shtick belongs in the shock comedian subgenre where he seems to be quite successful.  A presidential rally is going to get him some backlash by those (a majority) that don’t hang at The Mothership on the reg.  His tweet back at Walz is about as snowflake as it gets.  

    "There’s a lot going on. I don’t know if you know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

    As far as I'm concerned, when it comes to comedy, there is no line - as long as it's funny. Weird apropos of nothing punching down like this is lazy as fuck. He might as well have just put up a slide deck of some of Pronghorn's memes.

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  6. 1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

    You have a tweet from a guy that you know wants you to hate entire groups of people.  How much thinking do you do before spreading it onward?  Do you think, ‘Wow, me latching onto this message instantly says something about me’? All sorts of questions like that go through my mind when I see this stuff.  Do you think ‘Is it weird that it’s important to me to get other people to hate this group?’ 

    Imagine you've got a very, very small penis. You've been mocked for it in the locker room. Women laughed. Suddenly, someone offered you the opportunity to direct people's attention to something other than your microdick. You don't care if it's true, you just desperately want the focus to be elsewhere. You're looking to cover up your inadequacies and insecurities, not engage in critical thinking.

    It's the story of MAGA in general and @Stros121 specifically. 

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  7. 3 hours ago, Superhero said:

     

    You know I thought this was a joke until I we had a temp receptionist who was vegan.

    Every friendly conversation on Monday started with me "yada yada, how was your weekend?". Followed by "It was great, we went up to LA to try this vegan restaurant".

    At that point, I would say "great" and go get my coffee and not talk to her until the following week.

    You just quoted yourself to tell this story. Sounds pretty vegan.

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  8. On 6/23/2024 at 12:51 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    I just saw a commercial for a service that Walmart has that will deliver your groceries and come into your house and put them away, even if you’re not home.  This is the first that I have ever heard of this and find it a little unbelievable that anyone would do this.

    I also just saw that commercial, but people have been doing this for quite a while with pet sitting/walking services. 

  9. 1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

    But it would really open up a can of worms if every convo between a POTUS and AG was subject to investigation for criminal intent, without regard to the fact that no crime actually occurred.

    Twice, I appreciate you as a poster, have learned quite a bit from you, respect your profession, and am impressed with your ability to be patient as you are with the "NUKE THE JUDICIARY FROM ORBIT" crowd.

    My guy, this is absolute immunity in a wig.

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    Let's maybe not even partially legitimize throwing away what had been a fairly decent run for the sake of a few hypothetical edge cases that haven't ever happened.

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