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Posts posted by The Gimp
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9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
That's the one. You can see the Hot Tomatoes in the window.
Is that Willie behind Quaid?
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2 hours ago, Deej said:
Wheelhouse
Goddamn Surly. We love our degenerates. And I Am one too.
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4 hours ago, randomhorn said:
What if your Bono lasts longer than four hours?
Call more women.
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Spell? Read.
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3 hours ago, nnm said:
Coaster fired up! Clickety clack, mofos!Max Chadwick?
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14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
She's verrry rude.
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3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:
Now tell it again with a ~2ft copperhead in the kitchen corner, scorpion on the kitchen ceiling, and 3 cats raising hell.
That was not a good morning.
Gtfoh. My wife would have listed the house for sale before I could get home.
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Roller coaster head in’ up!
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What are the idiots waving their arms and chanting?
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16 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:
Is there anything the sec is not good at ?
basketball. Baseball. Football.
Playing school?
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Schloss got them to the finals. Maybe we should for them to have one of him.
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This whole thread is missing Big Dick Energy. We are doomed.
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50 minutes ago, Vertigo said:
“Uh sir.. can you tell me a little more about how a balding 50 year old man got a scholarship to play defensive back at the university of Texas?”
To be a coach on the field?
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Did the gang bang get cancelled?
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9 hours ago, Pods said:
Sounds like Sydir Mitchell played Helobious.
Anyone who won't cheat for a handjob don't want one bad enough.
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1 hour ago, NoName said:
As we know, takes a long time to dig yourself out of the whole a shit hire leaves you in.
Add in a poor QB situation, a poor offense, a defensive minded HC who has never been a HC before, their un natural hiring of as many dudes with ties to OU as possible, their hiring of shitty coaches even when they had a huge check book and their overall program talent level vs others in the SEC and I'm kind of shocked Joe C hasn't sent Venables packing yet.
This isn't a one year turnaround, even if they somehow had with 40m to change coaches and another 10m for NIL.
It's going to be a tough few years in Norman.
And we’ll be here for it!
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2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:
Have we graduated from 3/4 ton pickups?
Sure, the walk-ons get them now.
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4 hours ago, MontereyMX said:
what’s a dildoe?
The way Jim Beam spells them.
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10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:
What makes Kyle and the Aggies stand out is the regimentation. In addition to the precisely executed and rehearsed cheers from the '30s, they look uniform in crowd shots. They look angry, and their shouting seems directed at some wayward dog that shit in their collective yard. Wrap all that up in drab maroon, and you've got a very loud but seemingly joyless band of fanatics.
As I wrote somewhere else, where other enthusiastic college crowds look festive, diverse in expression, and like they're having that especially intense fanhood fun, the Aggies look like they're following orders.
The whole grim crew becomes jihadic when ebil, toxic tu comes to town to scatter their herds and eat their children.
And eat their children we shall. Not grimly, but with joy and festivity.
You forgot to mention the dildoes.
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5 hours ago, Js1 said:
CDC should bring along Schloss to walk around the sideline
Or make him an honorary captain!
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5 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:
He could've had a legion of 50 year old men in the Houston suburbs calling him "Streety" that are willing to die for him. He could've had it all. What an idiot.
I believe they would have settled on "The General" to honor his civil war heritage.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Clickety clack.