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The Gimp

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  1. 3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

    Now tell it again with a ~2ft copperhead in the kitchen corner, scorpion on the kitchen ceiling, and 3 cats raising hell.

    That was not a good morning. 

    Gtfoh. My wife would have listed the house for sale before I could get home.

  2. 1 hour ago, NoName said:

    As we know, takes a long time to dig yourself out of the whole a shit hire leaves you in.

    Add in a poor QB situation, a poor offense, a defensive minded HC who has never been a HC before, their un natural hiring of as many dudes with ties to OU as possible, their hiring of shitty coaches even when they had a huge check book and their overall program talent level vs others in the SEC and I'm kind of shocked Joe C hasn't sent Venables packing yet.

    This isn't a one year turnaround, even if they somehow had with 40m to change coaches and another 10m for NIL.

    It's going to be a tough few years in Norman.

    And we’ll be here for it!

  3. 10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

    What makes Kyle and the Aggies stand out is the regimentation. In addition to the precisely executed and rehearsed cheers from the '30s, they look uniform in crowd shots. They look angry, and their shouting seems directed at some wayward dog that shit in their collective yard. Wrap all that up in drab maroon, and you've got a very loud but seemingly joyless band of fanatics.

    As I wrote somewhere else, where other enthusiastic college crowds look festive, diverse in expression, and like they're having that especially intense fanhood fun, the Aggies look like they're following orders.

    The whole grim crew becomes jihadic when ebil, toxic tu comes to town to scatter their herds and eat their children.

    And eat their children we shall. Not grimly, but with joy and festivity.

    You forgot to mention the dildoes.

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