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2 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:
we need some face swapping with this gif.
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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:
According to fat fuck ham eating bitch the NIL pitch from LSU's side over the past weekend was Livvy Dunn and Angel Reese. Not a football player.
1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:At the same time?
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:Only 1 is attractive.
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10 hours ago, NoName said:
why do you not have BOW on ignore? by placing him on ignore you miss exactly nothing of value.
His avatar is worth not putting him on ignore.
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29 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:
Geez do we really have six more days of this crap until Simmons picks?
Duh … 1000 pages and whatnot.
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26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Fuck it, I'll stay optimistic. We getting Collin!
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3 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:
First scrimmage. Sark dials up a swing pass. Catalon sees it coming. JWhitt executes a great block, as expected, but Catalon’s pure violence blows him up. Every tendon in JWhitt’s body snaps. Catalon can feel his shoulder tearing but knows to finish the play. Boom, big hit on Brooks. Catalon’s other shoulder tears and Brooks spontaneously develops seven hernias in his thigh. Worthy and Neyor are closest to the action as the two play side receivers. They come over to help. Neyor trips, tearing his ACL. X extends his hand to help Brooks up. It breaks on contact. Amidst the carnage, a loud shrieking erupts. Players and coaches turn towards the noise. Is that a monkey running towards the field?
Yes, it is in fact a monkey, but what does it have in its hands? Suddenly, Brent Venables springs out of a trash can exclaiming “come back with my bag of dicks”. A shadow creeps across the field as Bert Auburn shanks a 42 yard field goal attempt straight into the welcoming nuts of the blow-u coach. As the entire team turns their attention to the massive object on the horizon that is blocking the sun, Kelvin Banks whispers do I smell ham?
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2 hours ago, Zeus said:
Obviously but the game can't be called that because it's entirely from the prospective of the Texas fan. Wouldn't exactly sound right to the national audience.
Since for whatever dumb reason we can't call it a Red River Shootout they need to just eliminate the Red River part and change the name entirely.
Battle for the Golden Hat
Fuck Jerry Jones Game
Burnt Orange Red Game
Longhorn vs. a fucking mobile home Game
Texas Oklahoma Game
I suck at this but you get the idea
How about The Greatest Rivalry Game in college Football … brought to you by the tears of Texaggy.com
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12 minutes ago, texifornia said:
… live look of the new sexy offense in Hooterville.
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33 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:
or we're rolling and don't need to take a break
there’s always time for a break.
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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Are you Mack Brown/Bobby Kennedy?
Even if Livingstone put on 30 lbs he'd only be 205-210 lbs lolOnly if he can keep that 3.65 40 yard sprint time.
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They aren’t pissed … just self aware.
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The Ags have the ball first to start the game.
Ja’mar Toombs with the handoff, he goes to the right … reverses field … breaks a tackle… spins and breaks another tackle … reverses field again … HIGHSTEPS another tackler … stiffarm and is finally brought down. What a run, ags! Wow! Whoop!It’s 2nd down and 8.
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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:
True. But beyond typos, we have some true idiots as well. For instance, I have no idea what in the fuck sententious means.
I believe that sententious is an old wooden ship from the civil war days.
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27 minutes ago, Hermanator said:
Princeton with the nerdiest post game speech/celebration ever. Made Mack Brown look like Suge Knight.
On the other hand a breath of fresh air.
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That didn’t work out too well for aggy when they scrimmaged Appalachian State last season. It was interesting though. Maybe they schedule a rematch this Spring.
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Week 1 2023 - Rice @ Texas
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See through bag policy. I’m just picturing the reaction.