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Upgrayedd

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  1. 3 hours ago, Sandman said:

    My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

    I say “please”

  2. 1 hour ago, Superhero said:

    5, 3, 2, 4, 6, 1

    The 80s girls look AI generated

    The 2025 are... worth punching in the mouth.

     

    At home, we'll call someone a koala, so say they're smooth brained if they do something absolutely stupid (yes we're kinda mean to each other that way).

    Pretty sure this has been posted before, but still funny.

     

    So, Australians.  Got it.

  3. 9 hours ago, Native Horn said:

    Hey pal, the 35 and the 1 are no picnic either!

    Experienced that once.  Not a picnic.

    6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

    Any transplant Californian who calls I-35 the 35 should be shipped back immediately.

    No take backs.  Sorry.

    5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

    Television Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

    Yup

    3 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

    We in Washington state stand in solidarity with you on this one, Texas.

    And everyone north of San Luis Obispo apparently 

  4. 1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

    The 78 is my most hated drive, followed by the 5. The 78 is already over taxed and they are building fast 

    And where the two come together?  Paradise.

  5. 5 hours ago, Superhero said:

    We rented a pontoon boat over the weekend. My sister brought out her sunblock.

    Exhibit A: The boat is pointing north, the wind is blowing north to south.

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    My sister (red dot) was about to spray sunblock. I asked her to go to the back of the boat (green cross) where it wouldn't get on anyone else. She said of course and moved to the back of the boat.

     

    Exhibit B: We turned West. The wind is still blowing north to south. Scenario IF my sister had stayed where she was.

    We pointed the boat west. Had she stayed where she was, the people on the port side of the boat would have gotten a face full of sunblock.

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    Exhibit C Boat pointing west. Wind still blowing north to south. Sister actually moved to the back of the boat.

    But since my sister had moved to the stern of the boat, she didn't spray anyone but herself.

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    Wife: I guess your sister didn't need to move since the wind is blowing from the front of the boat to the back.

     

    Yes, she actually thought the wind would change directions depending on which way the boat was pointed.

     

     

    TLDR

    Got pics of Wind?  She sounds fun.

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  6. 51 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

     

    Good rec dudes. Thanks. 🤘🏻

    We finished up with police in helicopter circling and announcing repeatedly “Hispanic male, 30’s, white t-shirt, black jeans, call 9-1-1.” Time to go kids! There were 8 units setting up a perimeter as we left.  That was something. Made it in time for some great photos at Sunset Cliffs.

    Enjoying a cold beer, watching the moon beams dance across the bay listening to Harvest Moon at the moment. Man, I could get used to this SoCal weather. It’s ridiculous. 
     

    Well crud.  Sorry I missed this since I live in Point Loma.  Glad you had a good time.  

    Congrats on understanding what the helo was saying.  I could never understand.  Sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher.  Shelter Island?  My ring alert went off around 7 and I ignored.

  7. 14 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

    Lincoln Mountain at Mammoth apparently has a massive eruptive potential too.  But yes, the Yellowstone caldera could be another nuclear winter.

     

    12 hours ago, Johnny Chimpo said:

    Chair 22, best powder day runs ever. 

    Maybe they will put in a detachable after the cleanup 

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