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Upgrayedd

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  1. Settlement should include some sort of public statement that she lied and should be used in every campaign ad from now until the end of time
  2. My over-40 gf knows exactly what it is and has no understanding on how it works.
  3. I probably shouldn’t have used Steamboat Willy for mine
  4. Forces the females to be more selective as well. That’s why they will not go for any tom’s dick that’s hairy.
  5. $4.5MM? Isn’t that 10x what the Dodgers are paying Ohtani this year?
  6. For reasons that are unimportant here, I’ve loaned her my Mac PowerBook. She has very little experience with Mac OS. I haven’t used it in awhile with the Magic Mouse, but gave her that as well. Came home today to a barrage of “so frustrated” and “mouse doesn’t right click” and a dozen other grievances. “Ok, after dinner I’ll show you how it works” Go to use it after dinner and, for whatever reason, the mouse doesn’t connect via Bluetooth. “Hey, when you said the mouse wouldn’t right click, was it working at all?” ”No” Sigh
  7. No fucking way. Really? Well I’ll be damned.
  8. Dude would be finishing his 2nd term and planning a 3rd if he acted the least bit presidential during that time.
  9. Download time remaining is a bigger lie.
  10. Fapping to the Phillips Curve
  11. Tourist Trap is the best part.
  12. Didn’t Putin already kinda do this?
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