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Hank Kingsley

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  1. The list of future graves I need to piss on grew exponentially tonight. Fucking traitors.
  2. "Dear Americans, I HEARD YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. You want to see some "BOO-OOBS". I've instructed my new best friend NANCY MACE to unleash her fantastic naturals (for her age!!) but only after PALESTINE SCHUMER ends the SHUTDOWN!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
  3. Big fucking win after that Spurs game. LFG.
  4. "CONGRATS to MIke Johnson! After narrowly losing the bid for our Thailand beach vacation, he stepped up BIGLY to win the Catholic Priest fantasy camp in El Salvador auction! Many people are saying his "Trump Dance" when they announced "SOLD!" was almost as good as mine! Have fun, Mike, but we'll need you back in DC soon!!"
  5. Nothing screams Christian values or godliness more than a rich Republican going on a Thailand beach vacation. I'm sure everything would be above board.
  6. Was all on board for AI to cure cancer or help society, but this is so much better.
  7. "The guy sucks and is super successful, I don't know why people hate him" is quite the take.
  8. Assuming there's another election, one of the campaign promises from the Dem candidate should be to restore the White House interior and repurposing the ballroom.. Literally come up with a specific budget and tell people it's a Day 1 promise.
  9. He didn't say this. Troll account.
  10. Fuck the NFL too. A dog shit product held together by fantasy football and gambling.
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