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Gooby

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  1. Enrique, what the fuck is an "expandable pawn"?
  2. I have a tendency to (over)use "Two weeks? That don't do me no good!"
  3. I am not a guitarist by any stretch, but I think I recognize a good solo when I hear it. The band may have few redeeming qualities otherwise, but I think the solo in the album version of "My Sharona" by The Knack is pretty fucking good. At the 2:41 mark...
  4. Jesus Christ...do you follow my step-sister too?
  5. I got my second dose (Moderna) on Saturday afternoon. Woke up Sunday feeling fine but as the day went on, I started feeling kind of run down, which was to be expected, I guess, since we were working in the yard Sunday afternoon. About 9PM Sunday night, I had the body aches and about a 100 degree fever, so I popped two Tylenol and slept like a champ. Woke up this morning feeling fine.
  6. "Did he ever talk about spraying a Capitol Police Officer with bear spray and storming the Capitol?" "Oh sure. It was all he ever talked about."
  7. Maybe...and stick with me here...the best way to protect ourselves is TO WEAR A FUCKING MASK.
  8. Why didn't those people walking their tailgates up that hill just DRIVE THEIR FUCKING TRUCKS UP THERE?
  9. Brenda Baker : Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister? Mike Baker : What? Are you kidding? Where should I start?
  10. Norah could get it.
  11. “Did he ever talk about blowing himself up in downtown Nashville on Christmas morning?” ”Oh sure. It was all he ever talked about.”
  12. Gooby

    SOAD Returns!

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  13. Also from Bull Durham "C'mon Annie. I know you're in there. I can hear that crazy Mexican singer."
  14. Yeah, all you dumbasses quitting Facebook to fuck them over don't forget to take down your Instagram account too. Same owners and all....
  15. As it should be. Disabling sorting machines and quashing overtime rules...and being fucking stupid enough to tell everyone that that's what you're doing...plainly looks like you're trying to sandbag the election. They KNEW they'd have a crush of business, and DeJoy basically made them do it with one hand tied behind their backs. I'm not sure what the charge would be for fucking with the election like this, but DeJoy, who instigated all the changes, should go to jail for it. Fuck that guy.
  16. As the campaign wraps up and Americans head to the polls, the President is driving home the important issues of the day:
  17. I remember when I was a kid, my parents used to specifically order a Mustard Whopper. So apparently that was once a thing.
  18. Fuck no, but I'll save 50% on anything whenever it's offered
  19. I hope that the ban on Christmas won't preclude us from putting up our tree. I'll freely admit I'm a sap for the Christmas season and ventured out with the wife this weekend to Hobby Lobby, where I proceeded to buy $15 worth of new ornaments. And if you know anything about the pricing structure at Hobby Lobby, you know that's a fuck ton of ornaments.
  20. All those veterans of The War on Christmas have to be wondering what the hell it was all about....
  21. My dad's been fighting cancer for the last 5 years, and he's doing OK. Still, fewer days ahead than behind him. My step-mom loves him and is taking wonderful care of him. They live on a dead-end street on the Guadalupe, just outside of New Braunfels, and I enjoy going up there and tending to the things that they need...mowing, cleaning the gutters, etc. However, the political climate and the way that she's treated her own flesh and blood worries me. How much more can I say before I end up just like her? I don't worry for my dad. I worry about where I might end up in the family pecking order if she has any kind of say-so.
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