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TreatyOak

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  1. Why does everyone hate Texas A&M?

    15,182 Views | 112 Replies | Last: 6 min ago by JohnClark929

    Angry Jonathan Zaludek

    12:05p, 12/24/25

    AG

    Worldclass research university, excellent military history, amazing rags to riches story from innate humble agricultural beginnings to a billion dollar plus brand today. Much of college football is rigged and manipulated, unfortunately. That being said, it seems like Texas A&M being shown some favor would be good business for a lot of entities.

    And I'm including the best response:

    MagnumLoad

    12:50p, 12/24/25

    There is an obvious officiating bias against A&M football. The PC crowd will deny that.

  2. When you consider that Aggy played all season with their eighth-string QB behind Starkel, King, Calzada, Johnson, Henderson, Weigman, and Stowers, they actually had an outstanding season.

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  3. On 12/26/2025 at 9:19 AM, MIkeHoncho said:

    I'd love to see Sark and team treat this as the most fun game a team can play in.   Big audience on NYE, against a blue blood (in-name), and the last true football before next spring.   Use as many trick / gadget plays as possible.   Let players draw up some plays.  Let Niblett play some QB.  Put Simmons at RB for a few plays if he wants to.  Let Hero return a few kicks.   If he can work in some elements of "we started playing the game because it is just fun" alongside making sure no one gets hurt, that could be fun to watch. 

    Just out of curiosity, how would Texas "make sure no one gets hurt?"

  4. 36 minutes ago, Player said:


    Which will undoubtedly include numerous posts from simpletons shitting out (again) AI generated slop across multiple threads in a shameless effort to troll for rep, right?

    Fair point, and it's strange, 'cause checking your rep, for some reason, people seem to greatly prefer my horrible posts to your brilliant, amazing and captivating efforts. Weird, right?

  5. 17 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

    Great. You're terribly wrong. The point of football is to play and watch football. If you don't like watching us play, why bother being a fan? Y'all are fucking stupid. 

    I'm a fan, but I'm a bigger fan of Surlyhorns, and I'm looking forward to lots of funny posts about this embarrassing football game. 

  6. 47 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

    I hate the football board. 

    Maybe don't read it?

    53 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    Also, why single out Arch as you bawl all over yourselves and rub your twats? Just make the spineless argument you really want to make and tell us all that Texas should have bitched out of this game completely. 

    That is exactly what I think. Having the school represented by a large number of backup players that would normally never see playing time in a meaningless, somewhat embarrassing game against another school that will be playing scrubs actually damages the Texas brand.

    It's akin to Jerry Jones' horrific idea a few years ago when he proposed fielding a team of unknown players dress as the Cowboys to play exhibition games in the spring in Cowboys Stadium to generate income. Thank God that idea never took off. 

    Throw in the fact that key players like Arch could suffer a devastating injury in this turd of an exhibition game makes no sense.

    At least with PK gone, Sark won't have to babysit the defense, so we can finally see what he can do on offense. 😡

    I'm calling the Moldovan hotline.

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  7. On 12/21/2025 at 11:08 AM, Tex-19 said:

    Well said. It's a risky move but I don't mind it anymore. PK has been great, no doubt, and I actually don't think the D has been a problem against good opponents (think about both tOSU games, OU, A&M, most of UGA, etc). That said, last year was the outlier in pass defense. It's been an issue more often than not under PK.

    The intangibles you hit on are big. The team seemed to lack the same intensity this year that they had the previous two. Muschamp should bring back some of that fire.

    The biggest thing I like about this, IF true, is that Sark claims it will allow him to focus more on the offense. I've been saying for a long time that if he wants to be the OC, he needs to take other shit off his plate. In his presser, he said twice that Muschamp will be "HC of the defense" allowing Sark to spend more time on the offense. We'll see if that actually happens, and I have some skepticism, but it could be huge for the offense. 

    Imo his biggest problem as OC is that he is probably spending 30% of his time on offense vs. the 100% an actual OC would spend. With that in mind, OF COURSE he isn't going to be as good at it. It would be the case for anyone. When the defense is on the field, an OC is looking at stills of what the defense is doing, talking to the QB, and thinking about the next playcalls. With Sark, he's coaching the defense and not doing any of that stuff. That makes the OC job a whole lot harder. This won't get him to 100% time but the more the better. 

    Sark’s press conference was a masterclass in bullshit. Blaming the defensive coach for his offensive failures is some next-level stupid. 

  8. 8 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

    Nah, that's standard coachspeak - "we had had the opportunity to hire a great DC and I decided it was time for a change in direction, bla bla". The backhanded shit was not needed and is classless.  I bet he wishes he could take that back, even if true. 

    I agree with this.

    People are arguing about how poorly the defense was performing and they are right. My argument is not about replacing PK.

    My point is that Sark's lack of accountability and more importantly, any semblance of grace to someone who came here with him and helped turn around the program is appalling and embarrassing. I won't remember Sark for the wins and losses but I will always remember Sark for this. 

    “I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” Maya Angelou

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