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  1. 8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

    Have a complete stranger tell them what you want to have happened.

    QF-Fuckin-T

    I can tell my wife something 100 times and she ignores it. But if a co-worker later says the exact same thing she will come home and tell me all about this great advice she just got. 

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  2. On 2/1/2019 at 7:04 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:
    On 2/1/2019 at 7:02 AM, McCroskey said:
    Wife bought a huge bag of chicken nuggets from Costco. Resealable bag, and naturally, this is how she opens it. WTF??

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    That and Tyson is having a huge recall right now..

    Those are the exact nuggets recalled. White meat panko chicken nuggets. 

    https://slate.com/technology/2019/01/tyson-chicken-nuggets-recall-rubber-contamination.html

  3. On 12/17/2018 at 12:48 PM, Telegraph_it said:

    All so you can send cards to people you do not like that shows you can get the entire family to smile together for a couple of seconds. 

    I asked my wife if we could maybe narrow down the distribution list since some of those people we do not talk to at all anymore. She looked at me like I was insane. Once you are on the list you cannot be removed apparently. 

    Normally I'm annoyed at how lazy my wife is. Not today. 

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  4. 14 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

    4:50-

    Mrs. Hoffa- when are you leaving

    Me- Hopefully in the next half hour but I have 11 emails and 3 voicemails to return 

    Mrs. Hoffa- OK I will see you when you get home, sorry that you are so busy

    Me- sounds good, thanks

    5:13-

    phone rings-

    Me- Hello?

    Mrs. Hoffa- just wanted to tell you blah blah blah about my day at work

    Me- Nice

    Mrs. Hoffa- Ok well I am here to pick up the kids

    Me- Sounds good, see you when I get home

     

    Seriously why the fuck do they do this? That story couldn't wait until I got home and she knows I have shit to do like return emails, phone calls, and post on the wives and stupid shit they do thread.

     

    She's bored and wants you to entertain her while she's driving. 

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  5. 13 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

    Mrs. Hoffa and I are leaving work at the same time today. 

    I am already in my car garage door open getting ready to back out as Mrs. Hoffa is coming out of the house. I start backing up and hear a large crash, so I stop. 

    Mrs. Hoffa instead of pushing the button for her garage door she pushed mine, you know the one I was backing out of. The garage door didn't do any damage to the car and just hit the top before the sensor reversed it. however that isn't why I am posting, it was the conversation after-

     

    Me- How the hell did that happen?

    Her- My finger slipped and hit your opener and not mine

    Me- Lucky it doesn't look like there is any damage

    Her- How did you not see the door was coming down when you were backing out????

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    I've instituted a rule for this situation. No one is allowed to open or close any garage door while one of us is pulling in or out. 

     

    Otherwise it seemed like only a matter of time until I posted the first part of your story myself. 

  6. My first father's day. Grilled a lot of meat. Drank a lot of beer. Mother in law was sick so she couldn't make it.

    Every once in a while the stars align. 

     

    Also, my 8 month old daughter has been saying dada for the past couple weeks. 

     

    Can't ask for more than that. 

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