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Posts posted by Kwix
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30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:
Gonna have to rename Reveille "Bevi."
So who's going to photoshop a 13-1 brand on reveille?
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8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:
Have a complete stranger tell them what you want to have happened.
QF-Fuckin-T
I can tell my wife something 100 times and she ignores it. But if a co-worker later says the exact same thing she will come home and tell me all about this great advice she just got.
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Walking through Costco today and the wife wants to buy some lavendar to plant in our flowerbed.
Me: I don't like the smell of lavendar.
Wife: It doesn't smell like lavender!
Me: /gipghy Jackie Chan wtf
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Recreational sex with sheep? Is medical beastiality a thing?
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On 2/1/2019 at 7:04 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:On 2/1/2019 at 7:02 AM, McCroskey said:
That and Tyson is having a huge recall right now..
Those are the exact nuggets recalled. White meat panko chicken nuggets.
https://slate.com/technology/2019/01/tyson-chicken-nuggets-recall-rubber-contamination.html
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We both ordered ribeye tonight, she ordered the 12 oz, I ordered the 16 oz.
Wife: I can't believe you ordered the 16 oz. That's so much meat, it's like 2 whole pounds!
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On 12/17/2018 at 12:48 PM, Telegraph_it said:
All so you can send cards to people you do not like that shows you can get the entire family to smile together for a couple of seconds.
I asked my wife if we could maybe narrow down the distribution list since some of those people we do not talk to at all anymore. She looked at me like I was insane. Once you are on the list you cannot be removed apparently.
Normally I'm annoyed at how lazy my wife is. Not today.
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14 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:
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Mrs. Hoffa- when are you leaving
Me- Hopefully in the next half hour but I have 11 emails and 3 voicemails to return
Mrs. Hoffa- OK I will see you when you get home, sorry that you are so busy
Me- sounds good, thanks
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Me- Hello?
Mrs. Hoffa- just wanted to tell you blah blah blah about my day at work
Me- Nice
Mrs. Hoffa- Ok well I am here to pick up the kids
Me- Sounds good, see you when I get home
Seriously why the fuck do they do this? That story couldn't wait until I got home and she knows I have shit to do like return emails, phone calls, and post on the wives and stupid shit they do thread.
She's bored and wants you to entertain her while she's driving.
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So lsu failed to convert 2nd and 1 both times?
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Not my wife, but my sister in law got married last weekend. They were scheduled to fly to Hong Kong for their honeymoon on Tuesday morning. <background - SIL is always late to every single thing> So they are running late to the airport, and her husband drops her off to go to the gate while he returns the rental car. Turns out he couldn't get to the gate in time, so what does she do? She gets on the plane and flies to Hong Kong without her new husband.
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This question belongs in the trivial things that make you Surly thread
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13 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:
Mrs. Hoffa and I are leaving work at the same time today.
I am already in my car garage door open getting ready to back out as Mrs. Hoffa is coming out of the house. I start backing up and hear a large crash, so I stop.
Mrs. Hoffa instead of pushing the button for her garage door she pushed mine, you know the one I was backing out of. The garage door didn't do any damage to the car and just hit the top before the sensor reversed it. however that isn't why I am posting, it was the conversation after-
Me- How the hell did that happen?
Her- My finger slipped and hit your opener and not mine
Me- Lucky it doesn't look like there is any damage
Her- How did you not see the door was coming down when you were backing out????
I've instituted a rule for this situation. No one is allowed to open or close any garage door while one of us is pulling in or out.
Otherwise it seemed like only a matter of time until I posted the first part of your story myself.
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55 minutes ago, Machinator said:
I've been banging the Bamba to Boston bongo for a while. No idea how feasible that is.
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My first father's day. Grilled a lot of meat. Drank a lot of beer. Mother in law was sick so she couldn't make it.
Every once in a while the stars align.
Also, my 8 month old daughter has been saying dada for the past couple weeks.
Can't ask for more than that.
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Costco Novaform Serafina
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Realignment talk not going away
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What are the rules for the Big12 adding new members at this point. Do Texas and OU get still get to vote. Does either get an outright veto?