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  1. 5 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

    I have multiple posters that DM me every cycle asking if satya is an aggy troll. That's the position he's reached on this board. 

    I’ve no doubt we’ve got plenty of aggy trolls on here. There’s no way some of these pussies came from the loins of The University of Texas.

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  2. 2 minutes ago, Carl! said:

    if you're talking about university of texas coeds that would be a hard pass have u seen the on campus tail outside of sorority/athletes the average has to be about a 3  the 6 percent admission rule has decimated beautiful thots @ ut

    Translation, please?

  3. 9 minutes ago, cafe society said:

    A question for those Surls who seem to have behind-the-scenes info/insight:  wrt the Foster rb from Wichita Falls, is our lack of interest due to on-the-field issues, i.e., he isn't a good fit for Herman's offense, or off-the-field issues?  Is he too small?  Lifelong Horned Frog fan?  Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

    No inside information, here. I’ve wondered the same thing. I’ve watched this kid from Hirschi several times in the last few years and I think he’s a game changer...at least at that level. He came on about the same time their new coaching staff did and they turned a perennial basement dweller into overachieving playoff crashers. I haven’t watched his highlights, but in person I saw him carve up some pretty stout run d’s with quickness and breakaway speed. Maybe it was the level of competition, but he sure looks good live.

  4. Glass, RB from Katy.

    Just reading that, the mind assumes fragility. I bet most of the folks here that “do not want” haven’t even watched him, due to the name and location. But, and that’s a big but, I like big butts and I cannot lie.

    (Glass), (RB from Katy) is a double negative, so it’s a positive. 

    I asked ogre what he thinks about Warren and he said he (ogre) likes to see homeless people naked. 

    I couldn’t deal with the anxiety of not knowing how the class would play out, so I called the psychic hotline. I asked her a few questions to verify her authenticity, to which she answered Velociraptor, Good Housekeeping and John Stamos. The last answer threw me a bit, since she’s a she, so I asked her one more. “Sex Panther”, she replied.  At that point, I knew she was good...(it’s made from bits of real panther). This is a transcription of that conversation:

    Sylvia: Does the letter “A” mean anything to you?       

    I hung up immediately, because it costs like $3/minute and my mom gets pissed at that kind of stuff.

    What could it all mean? Cain? Sanders? MaCoy? Watkins, Waddle and Wilson (Garrett)?

    Before I go, does anyone know why George Michael was never gonna dance again?

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  5. Just now, closetojumping said:

    Lotus Horn is dumbest, least informed pseudo-guru in all of Longhorn netdom. He's been comically wrong with everything he's ever written, yet the rubes on 247 lap it up as though it's gospel. 

    Texas has a higher opinion of itself in this recruiting cycle than it should. Carrington, Herman, you name it. They think they're getting everyone, and they're wrong. 

    I think you’re every bit the bullshit artist that Lotushorn is. 

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