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Irish Wrist Watch

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  1. Maybe we should be asking what criteria Jerry uses for his pics. If you recall, Jones told a reporter that he'd seen Troy Aikman in the shower and that he looked pretty good there too... So might there be another criteria - some kind of secret bragging rights that these owners share with each other? Something that makes it acceptable to take a bath on draft day, so to speak? Are there hidden cameras? Maybe these guys were superstars off the field, if you know what I mean? Maybe there's a tie-in with the referees? Although if it's the refs, their over-penalization would indicate that our Cowboys haven't been carrying their share of the load after hours. Or maybe the refs are jealous seeing as they became refs to compensate for their inability to please women? Just sayin'...
  2. Remember, the NCAA wants Texas and a red hot Arch Manning in the playoffs. Gotta give 'em what they want.
  3. Someone with photoshop design a gravestone for Jerry Jones: Date of Birth (whatever that is) -> Date of Death (leave open) Nothing at the bottom about beloved father, husb etc. None of that shit. All it says is: "Hired Jimmy Johnson"
  4. That dood it! Go Horns. Get rested, get healthy, get ready!
  5. So what, the vaunted Dallas offense has eaked out ten fucking points to a team that just lost five in a row
  6. In fact, Dak himself is and has been a waste of time and money
  7. That was a wasted fucking throw
  8. Well that's what happens when you fuck aroudn for three quarters
  9. Forward motion
  10. I'm tellin' ya, this offense is amazing!
  11. Williams! You motherfucker!
  12. He's like that guy from Dune.
  13. Clott went for the TD because he knew we were going to steamroll the Cards tonight.
  14. Remember though, the Offense did score three points in the Third Qtr. That was infinitely better than the first half, mathematically speaking.
  15. Terrible call. Ball was in the air too long, cross field. They only needed four. They oughta fire Clottershotten right after the game.
  16. Hey, at 32 Alexander the Great had conquered the civilized world. Stevie Wonder could DC against the Pussyboys
  17. You'll eventually need to go to a house where nobody knows your name. You won't be allowed to make phone calls.
  18. If Dak can hold it a little longer he might get some reward points
  19. Come on, Drew. Thirty seconds after this game ends Dak is going to be thinking about a nice steak, a bottle of bubbly, and some hot snatch (presumably). He's just wasn't "into" that first half. It was bringing him down, man. Now that we're losing, maybe he'll try a little harder.
  20. The Dallas Pussyboys.
  21. Who says they have loose vaginas. More info is needed
  22. So Mr. Intensity, Dak (The Rock) Prescott, steps up and through sheer human will, pushes the mighty Dallas offense (the likes of which the NFL hasn't seen for at least twenty years) to what would have been a record tying 68-yard FG that would have given that offense an amazing 3-point half. The NFL Hall of Fame bigwigs have entered an emergency meeting to consider early entry into their ranks for the amazing Rock of Dallas. Will Jerry rename the stadium in Dak's honor? Perhaps erecting a Big Texish figure beckoning all to buy their hundred-dollar tickets for unforgettable star-laden excitement.
  23. The blockers got in lamb's way
  24. We started out the game with a couple of nice running plays... then threw a pass and it was like we were addicted to passing - the easy yards
  25. Nice coverage. How many millions a year is that sack of shit getting paid?
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