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CosmoDog

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  1. 1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

    It’s like if Wallace Shawn’s dad was the editor of Guns & Ammo

    Wallace Shawn reference … bonus points.

    I met him a while back in Austin when the Vortex performed his banned play. Interesting to say the least.

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  2. 6 hours ago, Blotto said:

    Cousin Shane is the early clubhouse leader to take Finebaum's title away as  SEC pundit who most resembles a penis. 

     

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    I don’t know about your penis, but mine doesn’t have ears.

  3. Why so much bile vented on Taafe, Haines, and Gideon? Is it because they are all white? That’s some pathetic bitching.

    These guys made good plays and bad, just like everyone else. They were the starters for a reason - the alternatives sucked. It’s the JAGs below them on the depth chart that should be the focus of your scorn.

    Wait one.

    I forgot this was Surly.

    Carry on.

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  4. 18 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

    You remember a few years ago something showed up on the internet where some ignorant TAMU fan had scratched graffiti into the Colosseum or some other venerated site?    Like they expect people who visit from around the world to recognize their symbol and say "yes, it is now complete, Texas A & M has been here."

    I was at Colosseum with my friend whose wife is aggie. She was wearing a butt ugly aTm sweatshirt. I pointed to her shirt, then pointed to that fucking graffiti and just shook my head.

    What a fine way to trash the rep of your own school, right?

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  5. 31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    Oh boy!

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    Aggies discover use of fertilzer to enhance plant growth! Breakthrough stuff. Game changer. Really cooking with gas, now!

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    "Up to" 3/4 moondust mixture with earthworm shit and fungi. Lessee, that's at least 1/4 total weight of soil is earthworm shit and fungi. Hmmm. I'm sure NASA will want to devote precious payload weight to those items.  They'll probably dedicate an entire spacecraft to the effort. Below, two assholenauts pose in front of the new space scow.

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    Aggies say that next time it rains on the moon, astronauts can harvest the earthworms that come to the surface and harvest fungus by deveoping athlete's foot on the feet of all astronauts. Further study is needed to determine if crotch rot fungi can used for farming as well.


    I’m no longer surprised by any form of buffoonery in this world.

     

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