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10 hours ago, texifornia said:
He’s a must-get for the all-name team as well.
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42 minutes ago, closetojumping said:I’m sitting at the bar in a hotel in Boston last night, minding my business with a drink and waiting for my wife to come down. Drunk guy sidles up in the chair next to me and orders a Sam Adams. Turns to me and introduces himself, so I do the same. He eventually introduced himself 3 times in a brief 5 minute conversation.
He starts asking me questions about where I’m from, etc. Random bar conversations are not my thing but okay. I eventually say that I live in Texas, both Houston and Austin at different points, and he immediately says “you didn’t go to that school did ya?” I ask what he means. “The one in Austin.” I say, yeah, I went to Texas.
It’s at that point that he pulls his top coat back to reveal that he’s wearing an ATM pullover. Then proceeds to tell me he’s from a family of longhorns and he’s the black sheep. I simply say “well, hey, not everyone can get in” in a joking manner. Guy then says “all of you guys are assholes”, grabs his unoriginal beer and stalks off to a table.
These guys are insecure and humorless anywhere on the planet, and they’re always tripping over themselves to show it. It’s really weird.
I try to find a kinder and gentler way to smooth over that exact situation.
Instead of focusing on our differences, I try to focus on our shared dreams and aspirations. I tell them:
Longhorns and Aggies have something in common… we all wanted to go to UT.
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3 hours ago, DixonHur said:
He's certainly proud of his stuff. The hat is $58 and the t-shirt is $68.
Does he sell any Bibles in that price range?
Asking for a friend
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17 hours ago, Burt said:
Looks like they added a new coach to the staff.
https://www.facebook.com/jessie.burrowswalsh/posts/pfbid02sEqfw9Su64ZfQBAR8x4zhwBWVyuXrYRpESq9FwgY5DwANj5mWyGuTZX9HZpMDJqMlSave the team photos and save this prediction:
Meat Pimp will wed some poor girl we labeled with an ‘x’.
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Why so much bile vented on Taafe, Haines, and Gideon? Is it because they are all white? That’s some pathetic bitching.
These guys made good plays and bad, just like everyone else. They were the starters for a reason - the alternatives sucked. It’s the JAGs below them on the depth chart that should be the focus of your scorn.
Wait one.
I forgot this was Surly.
Carry on.
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18 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:
You remember a few years ago something showed up on the internet where some ignorant TAMU fan had scratched graffiti into the Colosseum or some other venerated site? Like they expect people who visit from around the world to recognize their symbol and say "yes, it is now complete, Texas A & M has been here."
I was at Colosseum with my friend whose wife is aggie. She was wearing a butt ugly aTm sweatshirt. I pointed to her shirt, then pointed to that fucking graffiti and just shook my head.
What a fine way to trash the rep of your own school, right?
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42 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:
Tell me about it, lol
Best damn decision I ever didn’t make!
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1 minute ago, Focht Up said:
Someone needs to repost this after we destroy them in November
Or make into mugs to hand out after the game.
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2 hours ago, Bevo said:
That kid is 26 and acting in Hallmark movies.
4 star and only 210 lbs?
seems like more beef needed
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30 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:Seems like he’s in therapy.
I think he meant to say
”Until Vince gets his trophy”
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4 minutes ago, tejas60 said:
Lone Star beer in my cereal is keepin' me alive!
Not to get too far off topic, but back in college (UT ‘84) we always thought that Lone Star tasted a bit like Cheerios.
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15 hours ago, deft said:
Austin’s own Icon (3d house printer people) is working with nasa to get a laser to the moon this decade that could melt and shape regolith and create walls and structures. Let’s hope aggy doesn’t get involved.
Maybe the laser would work better if it fired earthworm turds?
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31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
Oh boy!
Aggies discover use of fertilzer to enhance plant growth! Breakthrough stuff. Game changer. Really cooking with gas, now!
"Up to" 3/4 moondust mixture with earthworm shit and fungi. Lessee, that's at least 1/4 total weight of soil is earthworm shit and fungi. Hmmm. I'm sure NASA will want to devote precious payload weight to those items. They'll probably dedicate an entire spacecraft to the effort. Below, two assholenauts pose in front of the new space scow.
Aggies say that next time it rains on the moon, astronauts can harvest the earthworms that come to the surface and harvest fungus by deveoping athlete's foot on the feet of all astronauts. Further study is needed to determine if crotch rot fungi can used for farming as well.
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4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:
My favorite part of this quote is how he confused average with median.
I was under the impression there wouldn’t be any math…
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25 minutes ago, blacklab said:because it was fucking off topic
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18 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
This makes the Kenny Baker hire more palatable. Hook ‘em
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30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Around the waistline?
Around his block head from the looks of it.
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I’ve been following this fucking thread for this?
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Kenny who?
Kenny why?
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2 hours ago, Leanderman said:
Just wait till the Ogre discovers Hippy Hollow.
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How about they just fill Kyle Field with logs and make world’s largest dumpster fire?
advantage aggy