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Richard Kimball

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  1. On 12/19/2025 at 4:54 PM, immamac said:

    How much do you think the lawsuit is going to be for? How much reputational damage do you think it's worth to fire her and/or keep her around knowing she's unfireable?

    Yeah that seems fair. It's a number no sane person would turn down. 

    If Michigan can get away from this out only $2 million, they're making out like a bandit. It's a fair number, but there's a possibility she plays "Press Your Luck" and goes for the big bucks. 

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    Also, Moore has opened the university up to lawsuits from any female who got fired or who was denied employment since he was hired. That NDA you mentioned would keep her from assisting others who filed suit. 

  2. On 12/11/2025 at 10:12 AM, Park Gothic said:

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    More like the skeeziest, amiright?

    Fine by me. I want us to go in there, win, get good reps for next year's contributors, no injuries, and bounce. So much fucking drama this post season. I want us to just waltz our way down the high road. 

    First rule of poontang is you have no idea what the final price is going to be until you're too far along to get out of paying.

    Also, on the bolded part, are you talking about the girl or the Citrus Bowl? 

  3. 3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    quick survey of texags and they are very very quiet

    maybe it's the holiday week

    a few threads of hate but this is the lowest traffic i can ever recall

    this may have broken them

    Not to do a stolen valor thing, but I really think it was the Texas game that broke them, and I mean long term broke them. They've always bragged on how loud their stadium is, and let's face it, as Texas fans we can a little lackadaisical at times. Even when I was a student, when Royal was coaching, I have NEVER seen the Horns have a game atmosphere like that one. Those fuckers got gob smacked and walked out with their tails between their legs. Inevitability GONE! Invincibility GONE! You could sense it in their smack talk after the game. It just didn't have the usual aggy delusion. 

  4. I asked Grok when was the last time the Cowboys beat the Broncos, and how many current Cowboys players were alive when that happened. Here's the response:

    Regarding how many current Cowboys players had been born by that date, reports indicate that 45 of the current Dallas Cowboys players were not alive when the Cowboys last beat the Broncos in 1995, and four more were born in 1995. Assuming a typical NFL roster size of 53 players, this suggests that 45 players were born after September 10, 1995, and up to 8 players (53 - 45) could have been born on or before that date, including the four born in 1995. However, without exact birth dates for the players born in 1995, it’s unclear if all were born before September 10. Therefore, at most 8 current Cowboys players had been born by the time of the last victory, with the possibility of fewer depending on specific 1995 birth dates.

  5. 2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

    UIL it’s a six day protocol with the sixth day being clearance to play if the player passes all the other protocols .  Assuming the NCAA follows the same,  we will know by Friday if Arch is a go.   What I did notice is he stayed on the field for some of the post game and wasn’t sent directly to the locker room after his on the field evaluation albeit they escorted him to the locker room pretty swiftly  while others celebrated    

     

    • Day 1: Symptom-limited activity: 24 hours of no symptoms, followed by light aerobic exercise.
    • Day 2: Light aerobic exercise: Light activity, like walking or stationary cycling, at less than 70% effort.
    • Day 3: Moderate aerobic exercise: Moderate exercise, such as running or agility drills.
    • Day 4: Sport-specific non-contact exercise: Drills that are specific to the sport but without contact.
    • Day 5: Full contact practice: Full participation in regular training activities and contact drills, provided the athlete is symptom-free.
    • Day 6: Return to play: Full return to game play without restrictions, following the successful completion of all previous stages. 

    I think the Dolphins used that protocol on Tua Tagovailoa.

  6. 29 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

    Penn State likely going for Matt Rhule

     

    17 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

    Is somebody gonna telll them that Rhule is 0-17 vs top 25?

    When Rhule was coaching at Baylor, he talked about Penn State a lot, and I thought his ambitions were (1)NFL and (2)Penn State. He's jumped jobs a lot, and was just getting Baylor together when he jumped to the Carolina Panthers. His biggest strengths are his organization, and he wins the games he should win. I have never been enamored of his handling of the quarterback room. I don't know if his ceiling is like Franklin's, or if he's just left programs about the time they were reaching the point that they could compete against top 25 teams. Both Baylor and Nebraska were basket cases when he got there. Baylor's Sugar Bowl win was mostly with Rhule players, and he is big on recruiting measurables. He moves players between position groups a lot. I know the NFL kicked him out, but NFL coaching and college are different beasts. I know Temple, Baylor and Nebraska were all happy with him. Good hire for Penn State? I don't know. If he'll stay there long enough to finish a program build, we can find out if he can beat top 25 teams. 

  7. 6 hours ago, markstanco said:


    He’s 5-1. Why would they fire him? Is this being mentioned somewhere?

    Barry Switzer laid out the requirements for an Oklahoma coach a few years ago. I forget the exact status, but basically:

    If you don't beat Texas, Nebraska, or win the Big 8, you're fired.

    If you do one of the three, you'd better be home by 8 PM and in church on Sunday morning.

    If you do all three, you can live with your girlfriend. 

    If you win a national championship, you can live with your boyfriend. 

    As many games as Mack Brown won, he caught a lot of hate for his record against Oklahoma. Pretty sure the same thing is happening to what's his name on the OU side, and hell, we'd fire three coaches a year if some of the fans got their way. But yeah, for OU, beating Texas is one of those required benchmarks. 

  8. 4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

    This reminds me of the WTF moment back in the mid-90's when the OU - Corn rivalry wasn't protected.

    Good thinkin' Big 12 B16 (see the 6 kinda looks like a G. Take that, B1G!)

     

    4 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

    I think those two schools were a bit more complicit in it.  With UT becoming a conference game, I think OU was just fine not having Nebraska every year.

    Now of course they said that was a reason things went south, but that's exactly like Nebraska leaving for equal revenue after they voted against it forever.

    Troof. Stoops didn't want the rivalry to continue, cause Nebraska was good back then, and he didn't want to be guaranteed to play Texas and Nebraska every year when no one else did. Considering ALL his recruiting was in Texas, there was no way he was going to give up the Texas game. That was Nebraska's original butt hurt, and they never got over it. Oklahoma was Nebraska's big rivalry, but Texas was Oklahoma's big rival. 

  9. Not sorry if already posted. Not digging back.

    Went to the doctor. He told me, "You have to quit masturbating."

    "Why do I have to quit masturbating?"

    "I'm not going to examine you until you quit masturbating."

  10. On 3/29/2025 at 5:43 PM, Chooky said:

    Beto O'Rourke won 48% of the votes in his senate campaign and the doctor and nurses pointed and booed your mom's vagina when you came out of it. 

    The only political point everyone on this board agrees with is that Craig James sucks. There were a lot of twists and turns in the Beto story, but since I'm right and all you other fuckers are wrong, and I come here to get away from politics, this could go cloak room fast. I'm not the pope of this dump, but let's not spiral. 

  11. On 9/27/2024 at 6:42 AM, Doc Daneeka said:

    I read somewhere, but am insufficiently motivated to look for it, that Earl feels bad for Robertson for the ubiquity of that video. He said that Robertson was a good LB and it’s a shame that his name is basically associated with that one play, now. 

    Can't speak to that, but I did get to meet both Earl and Robertson. Went to UT when Earl did, stayed in Jester, we said hi a few times in the halls, talked maybe a couple of times. I'm short, 5'6". He wasn't that much taller than me, but I swear his thighs were bigger than his waist, and he could damned near cover a coke machine if he stood in front of it. Met Robertson when we both went to a Bill Glass Prison Ministry visit. Got to talk with him some, there. Dude was huge. I probably came up to his armpit. Said he did prison ministry cause when he got in trouble after football nobody wanted to know him, and Hollywood Henderson was the only guy who visited, and it gave him strength to finish his time and make changes. Didn't ask about the Earl hit. He'd packed on some pounds, but I didn't want to poke that bear. About thirty years ago, my crew put out a chimney fire at Earl's house. No biggie, no damage, but he sent the station a case of Earl Campbell sausage. 

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    Edited by Richard Kimball

    9 hours ago, nnm said:

    As with any coach, if he wins, it doesn’t matter what he wears (see Belichik and his cutoff sweatshirts). If his team is a loser or mediocre, he incurs the wrath of the masses (pun intended). 

    Weird thing on Belichick and the hoodies/sweats. The NFL was pissed cause they required coaches to wear NFL branded merchandise on the sidelines, and Belichick wasn't in compliance. He's always been an oppositional bastard, so he got the cheapest sweatshirt, cut the sleeves off, and started wearing it. It almost immediately became a best seller. IIRC, NFL apparel made a few commercials with guys working out in sweatshirts with the sleeves cut off, wiping the chalk dust off their hands on their chests, and throwing it down on a bench as a cushion for a bench press. 

     

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