Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Richard Kimball

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Richard Kimball

  1. 1 hour ago, utee94 said:

    Nah, it wasn't that song or... whatever that was.

    We all know that Texas broke the SEC. Even a year before we joined, just the knowledge that Texas was coming, completely undid the entire conference.

    As a Horn, I've never given a frog's fat ass about conferences. I understand the reason for going to the SEC,

    It-is-not-personal-Sonny.-It-is-strictly

    and I will admit it's been fun to torture aggy, (the drone show with the Longhorn breaking through the aggy logo was magic) but fuck the SEC. They can talk about that run all they want, but the SEC got preferential treatment, and Bama, especially, got their schedule set up where they never had to play two heavy hitters in a row, and they ALWAYS got the benefit of the doubt. I know there's a lot of people who didn't want to go to twelve teams, but the expanded playoff prevents it from being the SEC invitational.

    Starting at 1:30, this brings tears to my eyes.

    So, to bring this totally pointless post to an end, fuck all them teams except Texas!!!!

  2. On 12/19/2025 at 4:54 PM, immamac said:

    How much do you think the lawsuit is going to be for? How much reputational damage do you think it's worth to fire her and/or keep her around knowing she's unfireable?

    Yeah that seems fair. It's a number no sane person would turn down. 

    If Michigan can get away from this out only $2 million, they're making out like a bandit. It's a fair number, but there's a possibility she plays "Press Your Luck" and goes for the big bucks. 

    press-your-luck-cheering.gif

    Also, Moore has opened the university up to lawsuits from any female who got fired or who was denied employment since he was hired. That NDA you mentioned would keep her from assisting others who filed suit. 

  3. On 12/11/2025 at 10:12 AM, Park Gothic said:

    animal-house-bluto.gif

    More like the skeeziest, amiright?

    Fine by me. I want us to go in there, win, get good reps for next year's contributors, no injuries, and bounce. So much fucking drama this post season. I want us to just waltz our way down the high road. 

    First rule of poontang is you have no idea what the final price is going to be until you're too far along to get out of paying.

    Also, on the bolded part, are you talking about the girl or the Citrus Bowl? 

  4. 3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

    quick survey of texags and they are very very quiet

    maybe it's the holiday week

    a few threads of hate but this is the lowest traffic i can ever recall

    this may have broken them

    Not to do a stolen valor thing, but I really think it was the Texas game that broke them, and I mean long term broke them. They've always bragged on how loud their stadium is, and let's face it, as Texas fans we can a little lackadaisical at times. Even when I was a student, when Royal was coaching, I have NEVER seen the Horns have a game atmosphere like that one. Those fuckers got gob smacked and walked out with their tails between their legs. Inevitability GONE! Invincibility GONE! You could sense it in their smack talk after the game. It just didn't have the usual aggy delusion. 

  5. I asked Grok when was the last time the Cowboys beat the Broncos, and how many current Cowboys players were alive when that happened. Here's the response:

    Regarding how many current Cowboys players had been born by that date, reports indicate that 45 of the current Dallas Cowboys players were not alive when the Cowboys last beat the Broncos in 1995, and four more were born in 1995. Assuming a typical NFL roster size of 53 players, this suggests that 45 players were born after September 10, 1995, and up to 8 players (53 - 45) could have been born on or before that date, including the four born in 1995. However, without exact birth dates for the players born in 1995, it’s unclear if all were born before September 10. Therefore, at most 8 current Cowboys players had been born by the time of the last victory, with the possibility of fewer depending on specific 1995 birth dates.

  6. 2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

    UIL it’s a six day protocol with the sixth day being clearance to play if the player passes all the other protocols .  Assuming the NCAA follows the same,  we will know by Friday if Arch is a go.   What I did notice is he stayed on the field for some of the post game and wasn’t sent directly to the locker room after his on the field evaluation albeit they escorted him to the locker room pretty swiftly  while others celebrated    

     

    • Day 1: Symptom-limited activity: 24 hours of no symptoms, followed by light aerobic exercise.
    • Day 2: Light aerobic exercise: Light activity, like walking or stationary cycling, at less than 70% effort.
    • Day 3: Moderate aerobic exercise: Moderate exercise, such as running or agility drills.
    • Day 4: Sport-specific non-contact exercise: Drills that are specific to the sport but without contact.
    • Day 5: Full contact practice: Full participation in regular training activities and contact drills, provided the athlete is symptom-free.
    • Day 6: Return to play: Full return to game play without restrictions, following the successful completion of all previous stages. 

    I think the Dolphins used that protocol on Tua Tagovailoa.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.