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El Compadre

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  1. 45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    One of my favorite traditions of each CFB season is when they publish the ignorant, adoring, visiting fan letter. They did it this past season for App State ahead of the game. I was saddened that it couldn't include getting lost near the stadium, but it included the confession that, secretly, their favorite part of the 2021 CFB season was when ATM kicked a field goal late against someone. Never mind that App State did the same to defeat an undefeated Coastal Carolina in the same season. God. So good.

    Anyway, your post hit me with the idea that we should do this once in the SEC before or after each home match-up, but also by comparing everything favorably to ATM. They'll lose their shit. I'm going to start reserving "LSU#1Fan" and "GamecockWanderer" and the like asap.

    You had them at "CockWanderer"

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  2. 5 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

    Getting stabbed and being witness to a homicide would have me trying to retire early too.

    Teaching is no joke. I've caught kids snorting coke off the restroom sink, sparking j's in same restroom (my classroom is right across from said restroom)vapes all over the place, and social media... Fuck. And that's just middle school. These idiots would be like how do you know it's weed? Bitch please, jester east motherfucker!

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  3. 30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    My daughter is living her own absurd real life fairy tale. She’s retired from having to work ever again. As a result, she’s no longer available for tutoring. Her story would actually rival or beat Oher’s, frankly. 

     That's fucking awesome. We give each other shit on here constantly, but all or most of us have kids. A dad's biggest wish is for their kids to have a better life than they had. Congrats to you and your daughter.

    Also good on you for giving her only name brand cereal growing up.

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  4. 5 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

    This belongs in the poor decision-making Hall of Fame. It’s bigger than just choosing A&M over Stanford in a normal context. He’s throwing away a 100% FREE, fully-subsidized Stanford education plus a stipend/NIL 😵

    For real. His parents need to have a serious sit down conversation with him this evening and try to stop him from making a monumental mistake. There's no way they think turning down a free Stanford education is better for their son in the long run. He's going to look back one day and wonder at what his life could have been.

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