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  1. On 1/25/2024 at 3:20 PM, BornAndRaised said:

    Per Allen Miller of The Eagle:

    Texas A&M has formed a 7-dwarf committee to conduct a national AD search. The committee includes A&M baseball coach Jim Schlossnagle and WBB coach Joni Taylor. A&M officials say the hope is to identify a new AD within 4-6 weeks:

    https://theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-forms-7-member-committee-to-conduct-national-ad-search/article_1db0172a-bbae-11ee-8b79-afdfa9345c0d.html

    Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey (Loochi), Bashful, Sleepy, and Sneezy 

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  2. 43 minutes ago, Blotto said:

    I'm gonna laugh if Jimbo is pulling two paychecks before aggy can stop getting dumped. 

     

    He's an angry elf. He is going to take the staff they are so desperate to keep.

    Ring side seats to the next aggy shit show!

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  3. 2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

    So, for all of us keeping score at home…

    1. Aggy fired their coach because Texas was winning too much.

    2. Aggy had no plan for when they fired their coach because they are emotional nincompoops.

    3. Aggy then bragged about how they had more money than everyone else.

    4. Aggy hemmed and hawed about how they can pull sitting coaches at schools competing for the playoffs only to be soundly rebuffed.

    5. Aggy admits they have to cut budget for football due to many foolish financial decisions.

    6. ???

    7. Aggy hires ERob.

    8. ???

    9. Profit?

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    "emotional nincompoops"

    Perfect.  That's all you had to say. 

  4. 6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

    Lulz, in what context? To beg for arch in the transfer portal? 

    4:00 Min  mark. Getting their input on who the next coach should be.

    "Archie Manning is a dear friend. Peyton. Eli. What do they think?"

  5. 5 hours ago, immamac said:

    Worth a listen. Ross Dork said they are using the new SEC deal to pay Jizzbo.

    Ironic.

    1. Fire your coach because your rival is winning and joining your Conference.

    2. Only have the ability to fire your overpriced coach because your rival is joining the Conference and there is a new SEC TV Deal because of it.

    He also said he will consult with the Mannings...Archie, Peyton. And Eli. I don't think that is going to go over well with the cult.

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  6. 10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

    I listened to the interview. It was from McElroy and Cubelic’s morning show in Birmingham. 
     

     

    It was pretty mild and friendly. McElroy didn’t burn him as the screenshot would infer. Looch did admit to aggy being similar to Auburn with less success. 
     

    Some other thoughts: 

    - Exhibit 1,000,000 that Looch’s TexAgs schtick is an act. I think if you had a couple beers with Burton or Gerry they’d confirm it 


    - Of course he says nice things about Texas when he knows the cult isn’t listening. Texas is a blue blood. Texas is a bigger brand. Texas has an easier path to a national title. Texas has built up more national goodwill because of their past successes. Sark is doing well. aggy felt pressure to make a move because Texas is doing well.

    - He thinks they’ll hire an up and comer similar to Florida hiring Napier. (Please God let this happen). He believes aggy is tapped out financially, but he left the door open. “If one of the big money guys likes Lanning and is willing to write a check for $20 million it could happen.”
     

    - He played the Jimbo what if game for about 5 minutes. I really wish hosts would call him out on this stupid talking to himself bullshit. I assume Greg went and grabbed a coffee during this segment. 
     

    - Overwhelmingly complimentary of Jimbo. “Got aggy closer than they’ve ever been since the SWC days.”

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    Excellent find. Worth a listen. Very telling interview.

    A sane Chin Pubes is boring. He returns to the norm soon...insane in the maroon membrane. 

  7. 2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

    What is great is that two terrible calls are the only reason they did not get blown out by Bama and Ole Miss,

    The holding call against Ole Miss was a joke.  Nothing there.  Took a TD off the board that would have made it 21-0.  A couple plays later A&M blocks a FG and returns it for a TD.

    Then the blindside block by Bama on their blocked FG that negated a TD that would have put Bama up by 14.

    They don't ever think about those. Or the fact that against Miami they only scored by two short fields due to Miami special teams miscues and then in garbage time when Miami was down 5 starters on defense.

    The cult does not engage in,  encourage or support critical thinking. It is their biggest turdition. Just listen to chin pubes for 5 minutes. It's always someone else's fault..you know..big bad SIP.

    We beat the shit out of each other over FUPA, Vodka Tom, 7 Win Steve, etc. Shit, one of you degenerates is going to blow me up for incorrect grammer and spelling. Thank God.

    Aggy never even considered the negative implications of giving a coach $100 Million guaranteed. Guaranfuckingteed.

    Don't care. Got Jimbo. 

    Squeeze harder aggy.

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  8. 35 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

    In no way saying on this level but weird shit happens in week 3 and 4.  Survive, advance, improve

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    Hope this makes you degenerates feel better. I was at this game last year for parents weekend.  GA fucked around for 3 quarters and dropped the hammer in the 4th. Late in the 3rd I thought they might lose. Nope. They went off.

    I knew we were gonna have Bama hangover, but damn. It happens to the best of them.

    Hook'em 

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  9. 2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    Maybe Fisher hires Mel Tucker as an analyst and he helps Durkin actually put a defense together and they roll through their schedule. If there's one thing we can count on - it's that Fisher will hire the most unsavory guys he can find to build out his staff. Mel Tugger seems like he'd be a good fit as a dumbass with low moral fiber but a background in coaching at P5 programs.

    If aggy is smart (they are not) they have already asked someone from the meat judging team to accuse Jizzbo of sexual assault.

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  10. 14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

    I want this one for us fans. 13 years of shit we have watched. I want this one for us! We need it. Quite frankly we deserve it. We’ve earned it. We’ve bought the gear, yelled our hearts out and been rewarded year over year with a box of shit. I want this win for us 

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    What she said...

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  11. 8 hours ago, NoName said:

    let's be fair. here is a photo at the end of the 3rd quarter of that game:

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    and here is one at halftime:

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    i think this is what it looked like in the 1st Q, which is also funny for the "home of the 12th man*"

    *unless it's cold, against a bad team, an early kickoff, there is a long losing streak, they will not be bowl eligible, the team isn't very good or any other number of reasons

    don't forget this includes an announced attendance of 90,177 for the UMass game with photos above.

    aggy is the guy that jerks off for an hour and then tells everyone he rawdogged the prom queen. 

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