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  1. On 2/4/2024 at 2:14 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

    This is a tough district for us, but it’s insane that four teams get in out of a five team district.  Poor Hanna. 

    Brownsville Hanna
    Brownsville Veterans
    Harlingen High
    Los Fresnos
    San Benito

    Hanna just got a transfer QB who might end up being the best in the district. 

  2. Just now, Helobious said:

    I just saw that, happened in practice. Wonder if it was on one of those stupid toss plays where he turns into a blocker. Looks like he’s done for the year too.
     

    Is my curse thing actually real

    Practice injury but I wouldn’t doubt that it has to do with the QB lead block. Raymondville and PI do the same thing with their QBs. 

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  3. 15 hours ago, Helobious said:

    Ask and you shall receive @956 Worldwide

    New stuff: I’ll hopefully be doing a mid season & end of regular season update. After the season is entirely over I’ll name my valley team of the year & give out what I’ve dubbed the “Chingón Trophy”, basically an RGV Heisman. I’ll donate $100 to my personal savings account in that player’s name. 

     

    Chingón Trophy Preseason Watchlist:

     

    Ale Aparicio - QB, PSJA North (SR): Every so often a valley football star reaches local folk hero status, and that’s where Aparicio is now. 4 year starter that just has an “it” factor and charisma that goes beyond stats. People come out to see him. Has a preferred walk-on offer from UTRGV so far.

     

    Fabian Garcia - RB, San Benito (SR): 2,000 yard rusher that shitfucked the SA Taft defense in the playoffs last year to lead the hounds to a 2nd round win. He’s a mighty mouse that just puts 100% into every play. Just give him the ball and get the fuck out the way.

     

    Sterling Tomlin - LB, Harlingen (JR): next up in the line of great LBs we’ve had over the years, perhaps the best athlete out of all of them. Shined as a sophomore on varsity last season and was named all-district defensive newcomer of the year.

     

    Robert Pineda - QB, Los Fresnos (SO): first team all-district as a freshman last year. I can only describe him as a Mexican Michael Vick, hopefully no dogfighting. I think he’s got a shot to be the best player to ever come through there. 

     

    Braxton Speights - RB/LB, McAllen Memorial (FR)- The last of the Speights boys reaches high school. Allegedly not as good a football player as his brothers were, but maybe he’ll surprise and join the two of them in the top 20 of Texas high school career rushing leaders.

     

    Honorable mentions:

    Jaime Lopez - QB, PSJA (SR)

    Aiden Flores - WR, Harlingen (SO)

    Jaxson Shupe - WR, Edinburg Vela (SR)

    Leroy Palacios - DB/WR, PSJA North (SR)

    Joe Derek Vecchio - OL, PSJA North (SR)

    Tyler Ruiz - QB/WR, Edinburg North (SO)

     

    Helobious Power Rankings

     

    1. PSJA North - Here’s your bold prediction… Ale Aparicio and The Alphabets will make the 5A state title game. You look me in the eye and tell me a team returning 20 of 22 starters from a 13-1 regional finalist squad has no shot. They’re legitimately big in the trenches, not just valley big. They’re an extreme run heavy team yet they were two wins shy of a 7on7 state title over the summer, going 4-2 at the state tourney. They can sling it if they need to and if they open up the playbook watch out. If you need any more reason to cheer for them they take the field with a flag that just says “PPR” on it. Puro Pinche Raiders, bitch.

    2. Edinburg Vela - it’s gutcheck time for the Sabercats. A solid 6 or 7 year run where they were the unquestioned class of the RGV, and they were thoroughly unseated by the alphabets last year. Rotated 3 QBs, each one worse than the last. They’ll need that figured out to improve this year. On top of that it sounds like Edinburg North is becoming the trendy school for young edinburg athletes. Has the sun set on the Vela empire? 

    3. Harlingen - had one of our best years ever last year, 12-1 with a playoff win over an SA school. But most of those guys are gone now. We’ll see how the 4 new OL starters gel with returning QB Randy Morales. Defense will be led by DL Garza and LB Tomlin. Multiple people (2) have told me soph WR Flores will be our best WR since Randy Bermea.

    4. San Benito - solid core returning, including bellcow Fabian Garcia. Battle of the Arroyo will decide the 32-6A champion.

    5. Los Fresnos - A lot of teams could’ve gone here. PSJA, Weslaco, Edinburg North… but those teams don’t have Robert Pineda and the Falcons do. That’s how good I think he is.

    Ale is out, if I’m not mistaken its a shoulder injury. 

  4. The Brownsville airpot is almost done with its new terminal but a small airport regardless. I grew up in SA and lived/worked in Austin from 08-2012 and wont leave Brownsville anymore. Wife is a PA (UTRGV grad) down here and life is smooth sailing. 20 mins from our house to the island. 

  5. 3 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

    Damn. For a fellow valley cunado I’d hook you up with my extra two. But I need two myself. 

    No hay pedo carnal. I had a deal for 4 yesterday but the dude flaked last minute. We left Brownsville at 5am, here in SA visiting my mom (desayuno con la hefita) then heading up to campus in a few.

    Looks like I’m gonna have to get some action with a scalper. 

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