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Capt

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  1. The WV mountaineers have a long standing tradition of taking their sister to the game and if WV wins they get to fuck Sissy without a condom and if WV loses they get to fuck Sissy without a condom. Ask Whitman, it is the main reason he has season tickets and travels to all away games.

  2. I bet if he was eating a delicious sausage, egg and cheese taquito while dipping it in picante sauce from Whataburger we would all be on Burrito Boy's side. I would most definitely chow down a taquito or breakfast on a bun ranchero on public transit. I am quite positive it would be well received, even if it was breaking the rules. This would be a drastically different conversation if that were the case. 916dda54720e3b159635a2d2b953a51a.jpg

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  3. An aggy is broken down on the side of the road, after a few minutes a trucker stops to help him out. The trucker looks at the aggys truck and can't quite figure out what is wrong. The trucker say "jump in to my truck I will give you a ride to the next town."

    Once in the truck a chimp appears from out of the sleeping quarters. The aggy tells the Trucker "cool chimp" the Trucker says "hey there aggy wanna see something cool?"

    "Sure says the aggy"

    The trucker reaches his hand back and knocks the shit out of the chimp. The chimp pulls down the truckers pants and gives him head till he cums and says " ain't that cool, aggy?"

    The aggy says "hells yes that's cool"

    The trucker replies "you wanna try?"

    The aggy says "I sure do but you don't have to hit me as hard"1e78bc2551008f12145b0ccc6fb26095.gif

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