Classic Rock
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We generally go to my sister in law's house for Thanksgiving. When everyone attends, we have 20 people there. Its a good time, fry a couple of turkeys, watch football.
2 years ago, my parents joined us. They had never joined us before, but we were going to the game the next day and wanted to get the visits in one shot. It was a big deal to get them to drive to Austin for this. As my parents and my family arrive at my sister in law's house, sister in law says to my wife "T was throwing up a few hours ago, but he is better now and will stay up stairs while everyone is here. I disinfected everything too."
My family and my parents were all sick by Saturday afternoon. Bottom line, 18 of the 22 people in attendance got the stomach flu at some point during the next four days.
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In "Driving Miss Daisy", Hoke pulls the car over and tells Miss Daisy "I have to go make water".
But, what if he had to take a dump, does he tell her "I have to go make chocolate" ?
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You'll get nothing, and like it!
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On 9/20/2019 at 10:57 PM, NorthLoop said:
When you're flying SW, look for the big fat guy or the 6'7 guy flying alone near the front of the line. Get behind that guy in line (trust me it doesn't matter what your boarding group number is, the gate chick doesn't care). When that guy grabs an aisle seat, grab the window seat with him. If there is one single empty seat on that plane by the time it boards, it will be the one between you two.
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Me: "So we are set, England and Scotland in the Summer of 2021?"
Mrs: "Yes, that should give me enough time to learn to speak British"
Me: "What?"
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Bye weeks? Bronko Nagurski didn’t get no bye weeks...
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Bye week after UTEP, then 9 straight games!
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Say, How many lumps do you want?
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Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right.
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George Strait in Vegas on 8/24
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https://nypost.com/2018/05/02/jurors-sick-of-hearing-about-prison-guards-huge-stinky-penis/
And this year’s follow up on the case
Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
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A cool toilet seat for when I take a crap at work.