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Posts posted by BurntOrangeSatire, LLC
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After reviewing 2.4% of this thread I can say... uh.. yeah I can say we can close this chapter.
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19 hours ago, Not a Sock said:
if you want to play fuck-fuck games we will
What exactly have we been playing then?
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I do like how in this particular thread we're coming at this topic from new and fresh angles.
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1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:
WTF happened to this thread?
peak offseason'd
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1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:
How many saves did Ospina make today? One? He was never even tested really. Rose rolling the ball by was the best chance that I recall.
edit: England had two shots on goal in 120 minutes.
They won so....
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On 6/22/2018 at 7:56 AM, Jack Wilson said:
There needs to be a minimum age to post on this board--or at least a minimum maturity.
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4 hours ago, TexasMan said:
Looch in regards to recruiting pipelines: 139:45
- "I hope Kyler is really good this year, because if A&M goes 1-1 and Texas goes 0-2, it's over for Tom Herman."
(how many fucking times has he said "it's over" for Texas ever recruiting well ever again?)
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/b7VuMc0nrBw/0103059-mlat.mp3
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So aggy has reinstated an annual rivalry with a former Big12 opponent after all.
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Uh. Fuck Jeff Fishdicks.
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7 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:
PSA: 2011 game on LHN at 9:30.
I can replay that game play by play by memory 15 beers deep
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21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
UT Aggy
2012 7 7
2013 7 5
2014 5 4
2015 4 5
2016 4 5
2017 6 4
33 30
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25 minutes ago, randygilman said:
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I really need to stop reading those texags screen shots. It's not worth the dip in brain cells
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On 5/14/2018 at 3:29 PM, chupacabradelrio said:
is this real? they have our punter they have drafted this year and no other Horn on the team. If you check their roster there are a lot of ****** on that team. Hope we don't start taking a lot of crap for this if marketing made this up. No mention of a quote like this from him on google search.
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5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:
Brainiacs have confirmed Angilau will arrive for summer workouts and he's delayed his mission trip.
What was the mission?
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42 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:
Jfc, those posts cant be real
crazy to think of the possibilities of all the parallel universes out there and aggy is still aggy in every single one of them.
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On 4/23/2018 at 10:34 AM, PatSolitanojr said:
I can't believe Herman has kept Herman on his staff this long. If he doesn't get rid of him before the fall we are in for one hell of a season.
Herman keeping Herman on the staff is exactly the thing that Herman would do.
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42 minutes ago, Chooky said:
No, we had a problem and we tried to everything we could. He's gone. You know what I mean. He's gone and we couldn't do nothin' about it.
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Did Chooky make the journey??
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7 hours ago, texifornia said:
The $75m guaranteed is just a neat fun bonus, you see
Just like he was Bobby Bowden reincarnated at Florida State or am I missing something? There honestly needs to be a separate definition of delusion for aggy.
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1 hour ago, Lobo said:
Had a great spring wedding with a woman who after 12 years of marriage and one kid is all of 120 pounds and 5'9" She's also joined me in football season tickets for the last 18 years.
I think somehow I'll make it. My point was that women know the schedule, they know people's preferences for how they spend their autumnal weekends. They do this shit during football games so they can feel extra special, like they got one over on people. These women usually turn out extra fat later in life. But you do you Brutha...
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10 minutes ago, Lobo said:
The women do it as an ego test. They want to see how many people's lives they can affect with this date request. Nobody wants to get married on a balmy September afternoon. She chooses it so she can see if she can manipulate the lives of hundreds of people. She's more than likely headed for a life of county clerical work and pre-diabetes, so why not let her have a day all to herself with no TV's? Texas needs to keep its healthy supply of chunky gals with shitty personalities. Why not start it off on an honest note? Are we gonna suddenly pretend most of these women are bitchy globs of shit anyway?
Do you need a hug. Because it sounds like you need a fucking hug.
Or a divorce.
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Posted · Edited by BurntOrangeSatire, LLC
Get away from them, Tim. Get away.
What was the main course? Vanilla ice cream?