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  1. 6 hours ago, Eggo said:

    Check out my man Rising holding his fork like a savage. 

    Get away from them, Tim. Get away. 

     

    What was the main course? Vanilla ice cream? 

  2. 1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

    How many saves did Ospina make today? One? He was never even tested really. Rose rolling the ball by was the best chance that I recall.

     

    edit: England had two shots on goal in 120 minutes.

    They won so....

  3. 21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

                                 UT        Aggy

    2012                      7               7

    2013                      7               5

    2014                      5               4

    2015                      4               5

    2016                      4               5

    2017                      6               4

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  4. On 5/14/2018 at 3:29 PM, chupacabradelrio said:

    is this real?  they have our punter they have drafted this year and no other Horn on the team.  If you check their roster there are a lot of ****** on that team. Hope we don't start taking a lot of crap for this if marketing made this up.  No mention of a quote like this from him on google search.

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  5. 42 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    Jfc, those posts cant be real

    crazy to think of the possibilities of all the parallel universes out there and aggy is still aggy in every single one of them. 

  6. On 4/23/2018 at 10:34 AM, PatSolitanojr said:

    I can't believe Herman has kept Herman on his staff this long. If he doesn't get rid of him before the fall we are in for one hell of a season. 

    Herman keeping Herman on the staff is exactly the thing that Herman would do. 

  7. 7 hours ago, texifornia said:

    The $75m guaranteed is just a neat fun bonus, you see

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    Just like he was Bobby Bowden reincarnated at Florida State or am I missing something? There honestly needs to be a separate definition of delusion for aggy. 

  8. 1 hour ago, Lobo said:

    Had a great spring wedding with a woman who after 12 years of marriage and one kid is all of 120 pounds and 5'9"  She's also joined me in football season tickets for the last 18 years.

    I think somehow I'll make it.  My point was that women know the schedule, they know people's preferences for how they spend their autumnal weekends.  They do this shit during football games so they can feel extra special, like they got one over on people.  These women usually turn out extra fat later in life.  But you do you Brutha... 

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  9. 10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

    The women do it as an ego test.  They want to see how many people's lives they can affect with this date request.  Nobody wants to get married on a balmy September afternoon.  She chooses it so she can see if she can manipulate the lives of hundreds of people.   She's more than likely headed for a life of county clerical work and pre-diabetes, so why not let her have a day all to herself with no TV's?  Texas needs to keep its healthy supply of chunky gals with shitty personalities.  Why not start it off on an honest note?  Are we gonna suddenly pretend most of these women are bitchy globs of shit anyway?  

    Do you need a hug. Because it sounds like you need a fucking hug. 

     

    Or a divorce. 

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