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Jersey Man10

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  1. for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....
    get hotel room
    put down plastic sheet on the bed
    cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe
    do it again
    use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body
    front and back
    twice
    insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out
    start increasing in speed but don't go for broke
    edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip
    $9.95

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  2. I know your guide (the kid in the hat under the telescope). He used to live in Austin. Know him through photography…kind of a listless guy until he got a job at the observatory. Glad to see he is doing ok. /csb

    He was a cool dude. Said he lived in Fort Davis so would commute everyday to the observatory. 0e76b4328b6537aa8dcba1a14d752596.jpg
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  3. Seems to me that the common thread here is you just need game.   That and you need to be confident, well-kempt, and have a look to attract a type.   The problem of course is that not everyone has these qualities and there no amount of "get some game" advice will help them.  What if their hobby is playing Assassin's Creed or working on cars or reading financial journals?  This 'get in shape, get a haircut, and go to yoga to meet women' doesn't work.  The fat guy in spin class isn't meeting anyone.   The spectrum guys who lack game should do what exactly?  Cause they are always going to be awkward or not pick up on social cues.   
     
     
     
     

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  4. Lol at all the losers here still whining about the SEZ. "Oh, it's empty." It won't be as empty when we win. Then you guys can buy the tickets there for 500 apiece on stubhub when the rich guys can actually sell them. But I'm guessing most of you probably aren't paying for that. Until then you'll have to deal with some guys getting drinks being late for kickoff when it's 110 degrees outside. But the weird thing to me is, from my seats, it doesn't seem that empty it all, the seats are all full of hot ass young women and the occasional celebrity or former UT athlete. Weird. 
    As for the whining about the capital view corridor, who gives a flying fuck. Once the rule was tossed out that nothing could be higher than the Capital and the Frost Bank building was built, it's all been shit running downhill anyway. Whining about 1 fucking view corridor, who gives a fucking shit. Give me a massive TV in the NEZ. 

    I was under the impression the LED lights are the floodlights like Georgia has that can blanket the whole stadium in Burnt Orange. If it's just some ribbon lights, I'm going to be extremely disappointed.

    Every time I fucking come to the football board I regret it. 

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