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  1. Judge was basically inviting that Dotard attack on his family by not including himself in the gag order. 

    I guess he didn't want to seem like a puss by including himself. Hopefully he now goes Will Smith on Dotard at the next hearing. 

  2. 45 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

    Gee, I wonder if there'll be an SEC disclosure of the primary investors in said filing.  

    We know one of them is the big TikTok investor who coincidentally visited Trump recently right before Trump did a 180 on banning that app. Nothing to see here. 

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  3. 16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    Sure.  I mean, isn't that how it works?  Direct request, God does what you ask?  

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    Of course, I use "pray" in the vernacular.  I just hope very, very, very much, that I get a news alert on my phone that "Donald Trump has choked to death on a hamberder" or something like that.  And yes, I actually hope for that, like the thought actually crosses my mind.

    Read literally any account of the rise of fascism in Italy and Germany.  Then read what Trump ACTUALLY says and ACTUALLY proposes.  It's the same.  motherfucking.  playbook.  Anyone who doesn't want an asshole like that to disappear from the earth altogether isn't paying attention and/or doesn't actually care about humanity.  Trump is one of the worst figures in modern history.  He's a fucking sick fascist fuck.  And the sooner he dies, the better this planet will be.   Just like Il Duce and Hitler, who improved the planet by their expiration.

    I'm praying for it and I don't even believe in God. Pulling out all the stops. Of course, if there really were a just and loving God, we wouldn't be having this problem. 

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  4. 26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

    from last year:  https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/donald-trump-claims-victory-in-club-tournament-despite-missing-first-round/

    Donald Trump claimed credit for a club championship despite reportedly not competing in the tournament in the same time parameters as everyone else.

    Trump, the 45th president of the United States, claimed victory in the Senior Club championship at Trump International Golf Club in Palm Beach over the weekend.

    “A great honor to have won the Senior Club championship at Trump International Golf Club, one of the best courses in the Country, in Palm Beach, Florida,” the former president wrote on his social media platform Truth Social. “Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight. The reason that I announce this on fabulous TRUTH is that, in a very real way, it serves as a physical exam, only MUCH tougher. You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina – most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!”

    Nevertheless, the Daily Mail reports that Trump did not compete in the tournament at the same time as everyone else. While the tournament was slated for Saturday and Sunday, Trump was attending the North Carolina funeral for the vlogger Diamond.

     

    However, according to the report, “competitors arriving for day two of the contest on Sunday morning were surprised (although not exactly shocked) to see his name at the top of the leaderboard with a five-point lead over the overnight leader.”

    The outlet explained that Trump shot a stellar round on Thursday. Trump counted this round, which was a score of 40 using the Stableford method, which gives one point for a bogey, two for par and three for a birdie. This score was five points better than the top mark from Saturday’s round.

    A Trump spokesperson did not immediately respond to Daily Mail’s request for comment.

     

    Trump has long faced allegations of bending the rules on the golf course.

    “To say ‘Donald Trump cheats’ is like saying ‘Michael Phelps swims,’” longtime sportswriter Rick Reilly wrote in the book “Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump”, which came out in 2019. “He cheats at the highest level. He cheats when people are watching and he cheats when they aren’t. He cheats whether you like it or not. He cheats because that’s how he plays golf … if you’re playing golf with him, he’s going to cheat.”

    I defy y'all to name anyone in history who ever exuded anywhere close to the level of Small Dick Energy as Donnie and his little mushroom do on a regular basis. That his cult sees him as some sort of alpha badass - and actually cite his BDE - is the biggest gaslighting and joke out of the whole Trump tragicomedy. 

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  5. 2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    Has trump ever earned any legitimate victory in his pathetic life?  

    This is a fascinating question. It seems quite possible that the answer is no, even if we include all types of contests over his lifetime. He probably cheated when playing games with his kids.

    Kidding, of course. I highly doubt he ever played with them. 

  6. 4 hours ago, Thrawn said:

    That has to be a doctored video, right? I know he isn’t anywhere near as good as he claims. However, that was an absolutely horrible shot. 

    Video seems legit. Nobody who's anywhere close to good at golf could fuck up a shot that badly. I mean, I suck at golf and that would be by far my worst shot ever, including when drunk at Top Golf. 

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  7. This really is outrageous. I'm pretty confident that nobody in history has caught so many breaks so undeservingly. 

    I don't think I've heard or seen a court reduce a supersedeas bond by such a large percentage, and to do so without providing an opinion justifying the order is bullshit. When you throw in the fact that the worthless prick was bragging to the whole world that he had enough money to pay it, it's a total traveshamockery. 

    I think I'm just going to stop paying attention to all the attempts to hold this shitbag accountable. It's really bad for my mental health. It's probably time to accept that the Simulation is trolling me with this orange clown. 

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  8. 7 minutes ago, troph said:

    I don't know DJT's actual financial position, but I find the order to be a bit difficult - you need to make a $175M undertaking (which by most standards means posting a bond), but you can't go to a NY institution to get it.  So while they should not change the order, I think providing more time seems reasonable because of a lack of liquid assets (or an unreasonable/uncomfortable reduction of liquid assets) on the defendant's part and no access to NY lending institutions per the order. Without some leniency here it looks like a forced failure to comply that has nothing to do with politics but a shitty order by the court.  Courts want compliance, they don't want non-compliance. if the order makes compliance hard on the face of the order, the court is going to be sympathetic to a solution, especially if it's only time.

    I'm betting he has that amount on hand and won't need a bond. 

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  9. 3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

    The job was supposed to be a consolation prize. Serve a largely ceremonial role and let the DOJ leadership cook. Unfortunately those plans don’t match up with a uniquely corrupt former president who committed crimes in office and after while presently working to destroy democracy 

    Sadly he's proven that he's such a cautious, by-the-book boy scout that he would've been a fantastic SC justice. That's just not what we need at AG in the MAGA era. 

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  10. 28 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

     

    Smart people don't answer the phone when pollsters call.

    Definitely some truth to this and it's what I've been telling myself. Hopefully, if/when Trump does end up getting crushed, political opinion polls will be universally acknowledged as useless. 

  11. 1 hour ago, bolverk said:

    I just had a long conversation with my sister, whose high intelligence is restricted to healthcare-related matters. We were discussing inheritance and taxes for my now-deceased mother, along with the timing for selling our parents' house out in the oil patch. She wants to wait to put it on the market until after November, when we'll have a more oil-friendly president because, of course, prices will rise and housing demand will increase in the Permian Basin if Trump is elected.

    I'd have strangled her if we weren't talking over the phone.

    Sorry for your loss and your sister. 

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  12. 9 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

    Capping credit card fees at $8... and *crickets*

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/03/05/credit-card-late-fees-capped-by-bidens-cfpb-crackdown-on-junk-fees/72850553007/

    The Dem party is pretty bad at messaging. I honestly wonder if Biden dropping a few F-bombs in a tweet about his accomplishments might not get more media coverage.

    "We have the lowest unemployment rate for the longest time in 50 fucking years. Damn." - President Biden.

    Headline: Biden Aides Alarmed by Increasing Signs of Tourette Syndrome

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  13. 3 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

    If somebody had recorded HRC's response to losing to Trump, I wonder what she was saying? Probably something about "accepting the results" and "oh well fair is fair"

    Whatabout Hillary?! Very original. 

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