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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
Yeah, good luck with that.
Damn, what’s your aversion to American made dildos?
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Jojo was just Fong’ed to LSU.
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I think I’m more offended by their joke execution. I mean, where’s the punchline?
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7 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:
Like what?
Don’t get him started. These CR types are all too eager to grab their cat-tails and flagellate themselves while punching their tear stained keyboards about the evil USA.
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11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:
I posrepped the joke, but when looking at it seriously, I assume a whole bunch of smarter people than me have to be viewing it as a case study for their jurisdictions.
Changing diapers and feeding babies, I don't even want to know how I caught it, but my immune system is fine. Kids bring sickness home constantly, especially when you have a house full of them. I think I've tested positive for strep more than 10 times in the last decade and didn't even realize I was carrying for most of those. My first kid of the new batch spent his first year going to daycare. I think he's been sick once in the last 9 years. It seems like that rubs off on parents with small children too.
Anyway, I wouldn't wish HFM on my worst enemies. Scorching high temperature for days leading to bouts of absurd disorientation and dizziness. My throat felt like I'd drank boiling water. Swallowing became an act of bravery. And then scabs all over hands and feet like a fucking leper. Nope nope nope. I hear Chicken Pox is way more horrible for adults than children as well.
Shit, my 2 year old caught HFM last year and it looked like the Black Plague. Fingernails and toenails falling off, sores all over his body, etc. I picked him up to comfort him and he sneezed directly in my mouth; i didn’t sleep very well that night. Thankfully I dodged that bullet, but damn, you poor bastard.
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Roach reached out to Bowman and he said he was still committed to Texas. He was also a little freaked out that people followed his Twitter profile that closely.
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I imagine those quarantined with Pam are wishing for the sweet embrace of Corona death. What a whiny cunt.
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Yeah, that’s exactly what our overly litigious society needs, more lawsuits. You think the ambulance chasers are bad now, fuck me.
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I appreciate the economic talk, but we need to start asking ourselves the tough questions. For instance, are pants necessary when picking up a curbside delivery?
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Where is the evidence that wiping down groceries is the prudent thing to do? Everything I’ve read says that washing your hands after putting them away is sufficient.
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31 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:
I dried a pair of her jeans once early in our marriage. I haven't been trusted to do anything but my own laundry in 17 years.
I’ve dried her jeans, broken a plate, and refused to buy sugarless snacks at the store. I’m ridding myself of chores one “accident” at a time.
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18 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:I'd file it under play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Back to the CR, Pam.
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Just now, PittsburghTiger said:
there is the story from der Spiegel about the Austrian party
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6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:Fucking Carole Baskin.
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My future hand and wrist specialist is the winner here.
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This is why Texas constantly bragging about how rich they are is embarrassing. They spend their money about as wisely as my meth addled relatives in Bakersfield.
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2 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:
Nothing like a sinus infection brought on by this shit, and the resulting fever/cough/etc. to get your mind spinning into some dark places these days.
I’m right there with you, I was convinced I had the corona last night. My nose was so stopped up that I was having trouble tasting and smelling food. Watching everyone else enjoy the cookies that my wife baked last night was a real low point for me.
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20 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:
Unfortunately, I cannot continue this conversation or I will be banned from this sub.
Wait a minute, you’re not serious right?
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My neighbor’s wife is a nurse at a hospital here in Montgomery county and they are keeping her completely in the dark. They won’t tell her if she has crossed paths with a coronavirus patient and she is worried about the lack of PPE. At the beginning of our conversation we were about 6-8 feet apart and by the end we were about 20. Backing away from someone without them noticing is an art form.
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3 minutes ago, stork642 said:
These graphs are only good with accurate numbers. That China line is a joke.
Yeah, they’re wai tu lo.
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30 minutes ago, XYZ said:
Hey! Why did they change the thread title? “Chinese coronavirus” is right.
Some pussy was crying over the original name.
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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
And it’s really difficult for an Ebola patient to infect others, short of actually bleeding or coughing blood into them and it puts people down so quickly it doesn’t spread very rapidly, allowing for full tracking.
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23 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:
It’s a bot. And it’s rule over the CR has banished any hint of differing opinions.
Opinions? All I see is fart sniffing.
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6 minutes ago, mdmost said:
Don't you still have to wait in the Covid19 filled line while the slowest person on Earth counts your items before you leave?
Naw, there were two lines. Took about 10 minutes or so and we saved a ton of time.
Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away
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I just saw on the news that Texas has 666 deaths. Interesting. Also, kids at the courts in my neighborhood are playing basketball again. Certainly feels like things are returning to normal.