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Deamerxt

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  1. I changed jobs about 6 months ago. After putting up with stupid shit from a stupid asshole for the better part of four years, I'd had enough.

    I now have a better job, with better co-workers,  better management, and better pay. The commute is 30 miles vs. 7, but it's worth it.

    Getting to the point: every so often I'll get an urge to google my former employer and read some reviews, like I did this morning. 

    Six new bad ones, no good ones. People complaining about everything from dude's condescending attitude and comments, to the bills he hits them with. Followed by him commenting back in a defensive manner, followed by another bad review, singling out him and his shitty attitude.

    This pleases me immensely. 

     

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  2. 11 hours ago, After irth said:

    ... they turn around and get offended, as if you just committed some crime against humanity?  And it’s your fault all of a sudden..

    I think they're looking for it. They "need" an excuse to be an asshole, so they push people in such a way that they know will get them called out. That way "you are now the asshole" because you didn't just "let them be an asshole". I see it at least 3 times a day, and IMO it's gotten exponentially worse the past 5 years.

    They all should be tied to some train tracks so a bear can shit on them an hour before the train arrives. 

    (And I usually just do my best to give them a look that conveys that. Preferably without ever saying a word.)

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  3. Trying to watch Grizzly Adams this morning and got ambushed by a commercial masquerading as a 7-and-a-half minute talk show. They want me to sue the manufacturers of talcum powder.

    I've never used talcum powder in my life.

    Fifteen minutes later, a different idiot wants me to sue the boy scouts for molesting me. 

    I was never a boy scout.

     

  4. When physics defies itself in order to fuck me over.

    I'll give you an example: try to pour liquid gently from one glass into another. Not water, it's too easy to clean up. Use something like gatorade or soda-pop. The more sugar the better. 

    Watch as it runs UPHILL along the side of the glass and onto the floor (or counter), making a nice mess that now needs cleaned up.

    Fuck you, science. 

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  5. 18 minutes ago, After irth said:

    ...I drink coffee like a madman...I piss like a fucking firehose. You should too. 

    Yes, and yes. Most of the time. 

    I usually have a pot for breakfast, and if I'm going anywhere, the last cup goes with me. We have a keurig at work, and while I think they're pretty wasteful, they are hella convenient, and I use it a lot. At least another pot's worth throughout the day. So, yes, there's definitely a fire hose involved. Roughly every 20 minutes by my watch.

    The problem seems to be if I have to go say, 45 minutes without (about how long it takes me to get to work). 

    I've long since given up and keep a bottle under the seat, which is why I consider all of this trivial.

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  6. Arriving at my destination and before I can get the car parked, I have to take a piss and IT'S A FUCKING EMERGENCY NO IT CANNOT WAIT YOU MUST PISS THIS VERY SECOND!!1!

    And then when I piss it's like a third of a cup.

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  7. For some reason that step up prep shit makes me rage so much more than all the others. The mute button isn't even enough for this one. I have to change the channel and god forbid it pops up there as well. You mf'ers want safe sex? Go fuck (wait for it..) yourself!

    I hope they all catch covid in their asshole.

    Someone else mentioned skyrizi which is (according to that stupid jingle) presumably for dyslexic nihilists?

    They can catch that shit too.

  8. This fucking prick.

    https://www.ispot.tv/ad/n78K/troy-bilt-save-50-on-the-reliable-pony-42-song-by-a-ha

    I hope he falls UNDER his own mower and it shreds the ever-loving shit out of him. Not enough to die right away, of course. He needs to still be bleeding out on his perfectly manicured lawn about 20 minutes later when his entire neighborhood (maybe even the whole county) gets fucking carpet bombed straight to hell.

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