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  1. 1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

    Let me go ahead and tell you fucks something.  Night crew would welcome me with open arms.  In fact, I have a standing offer

    Whatever you say, Senor Shrimp Dick 

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  2. 6 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

    There is some serious chatter around campus that Earl Campbell’s legacy and statue are thinking about entering the portal.

     

    If only you'd hit the transfer portal and head to Texags where you rightfully  belong. 

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  3. 6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

    1) close friend or relative (but not too close) has encounters with group of UT illuminati that's meeting behind closed doors and dictating the future of the program. 

    I see you went to the Nahlin school of making up bullshit. 

    2) Meyer feels great about being the coach here but wants to wait until he can have some more meaningless Fox appearances or, better yet, for Herman to coach the Cumdumpster.com bowl that Texas will accept but probably won't be played due to coronavirus. He'll just wait and let the majority of a signing class come on line and get zero say on getting stuck for 4 years with a lot of players he probably doesn't want. All because he doesn't want to upset the fox gig or a coach he's replacing. Yeah, that makes complete sense for a taskmaster anal perfectionist like Urban Meyer. That fits his personality to a tee. 

    You're the  potato Larry was talking about earlier. Go rub your pussy with the Day Crew. 

  4. 3 minutes ago, Lonestar4.8 said:

    Has HFD posted a pic of CUM in the deer blind yet?!

    You think anybody who talks like him should be anywhere near a gun? People like him are the reason they made gun safety courses. 

     

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  5. 6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

     

    IIRC, Fox, ESPN, and others reported that.

    Can't imagine they would collude in a cover up .... 

    Fox and ESPN never  ran with the rejection bit. They did run with the Herman being back bit though, but that was pretty much piggy backing off what was being said by FCB etc 

  6. 5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    It’s been said many times - but that Fox contract isn’t stopping anything. 

    May not be stopping anything on our side but if Meyer wants to fulfill  his contract with Fox I'm sure we'll respect it. Seems like he has a good time with those guys. Something to watch will be if he re-ups with Fox sometime this week or shortly after.

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  7. 1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

    So when was this super positive indication? That Saturday when you said it was done? 

    Basing off the last few sentences. It seems like he's inferring the super positive indication came some time after the bad news hit. The roller coaster started to climb back up the hill around Wednesday-Friday. So that may be when he gave the reinforcement. 

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  8. 10 minutes ago, Loather said:

    It is ironic that this team resides in Texas, and yet this site is policed by little Bolsheviks, how about a group hug and you can all French kiss my ass

     

    I'd be careful with what you say next. futureman lurks in the shadows and if he's not busy fisting his own ass, he'll double fist yours. 

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  9. 44 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    Joe Brady may be a good OC, but he looks like a goober. Pass

    Panthers hire Joe Brady as offensive coordinator

    Yeah well there's a goofy cock gobbler in Norman who was a good OC before shitting on the Big 12. That said, pretty sure it's been mentioned Brady has said he's not ready for a HC gig 

  10. 1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


    What is is that makes Texas fans thinking nothing is happening? 

    This is the day crew we're dealing with full of doomers and pansy asses. Sky is falling when no news is bad news or in yesterday's case, a vague comment made by Del Conte means we're stuck with Herman forever. 

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  11. 33 minutes ago, Gigglebush said:

    You know if the Urban deal doesn't work out I actually think our next best option is hiring Mack Brown. UNC is starting to look like a powerhouse and Mack's recruiting staff is no joke. Imagine what he could do with Texas' resources?!

    Chicago Bulls What GIF by NBA

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  12. 1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

    Bama is gonna fuck this Florida team in the ass with a sandpaper condom that has a hole punched into the reservoir tip.  

    Is Florida in regardless of this outcome? 

  13. 3 minutes ago, troph said:

    So this new target isn’t available until at least this Sunday. Probably a CFB playoff team... Florida, Clemson, Cincy? No way Agroid, don’t see Bama (or Dabo), Kelly ain’t our type at ND and we aren’t his.  So Mullen, Venables, Cincy Head Corch, really sounds like UM is a no because we cray cray - and that actually makes perfect sense. So it seems those three.  What am I missing ?

    Don't think he implied it was a new target. As Urban's contract expires on the 19th with Fox and tOSU's season could effectively be over on the 19th if they got upset (unlikely). But that'd also leave Urban open on Sunday at the earliest. So Mullen, Fickell, Urban and Venables. One of those four imo. 

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  14. 1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

    I stand by what I said previously, because it’s fucking happened. This flaccid “vote of confidence” is the lamest one I’ve ever seen. The hedging afterwards with reporters is also directly in line with the release itself. 

    Here’s the deal. Crystal Conte isn’t running any of this. The game is being played above his head at this point.

    1) He showed up at first and tried to push back on Urban Meyer. This is after he argued for keeping Herman last year when the money was lined up.

    2) Then, when things went back and forth with Urban Meyer, he starts to fucking float James Franklin as his candidate and attempts a push on it. Nope.

    3) After Urban Meyer indicates “I’m thinking no”, CDC comes back to the table with, wait for it, his nomination of his fucking buddy, Sonny Dykes. Sonny fucking Dykes.

    4) From there, he’s out of the game. He’s doing what he’s told and he hasn’t handled this shit well. He’s a political suit who doesn’t understand how it’s played on a stage this big.

    5) He’s tried to dance around firing Herman and we’re left with this kind of shit because the guy we want won’t be available until next Sunday at the earliest. 

    6) All of this bullshit is because CDC thinks he understands the roster and how recruiting works, btw. He also straight up doesn’t think ATM is an issue right now for Texas in recruiting. He’s out of his fucking depths.

    Take this and post it wherever the fuck you want. Tweet it at him. Ask the IT guys what to believe. Send it on a carrier pigeon to a BMD. The hacks at AAS, 247 and Obloods don’t know a fucking thing besides what Crystal Conte tells them, so they’re not going to have a clue other than to say “no wai!”. 

    I liked the CDC hire at first, and he's done an exceptional job in other sports but has really fucked the pooch here. Shame. Had one job and couldn't get out of his own way. Like someone else we've come to know and love 

  15. Urban or Herman? Even if it is Herman I plan on drinking til he started to look like Urban, that way I can thoroughly enjoy a win and be totally caught off guard if it's a wtf loss. That is until he starts pinching his nipples on the sideline waddling around again. That'll be hard to get by 

  16. 1 minute ago, Caddox said:

    I’ve gotten bashed a good bit on here for saying I think CDC is a lightweight. I still think that, but I don’t think today’s statement has anything to do with that. Anyone melting down over it and the retards at the AAS need to hand the keys to the night crew.

    The retards at AAS should hand the keys to the bank and shut the fuck down. The day they post or publish anything meaningful is the day hell freezes over. 

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