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Just now, Native Horn said:
They also didn't hire him to go 0-4 and then send the team on its way back to Jacksonville while he fucks around in Ohio.
Technically he was poking around in Ohio.
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15 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:
This is all funny because it just sheds more light on the fact that Urban is a POS, but Jacksonville already knew that. They weren't hiring him to teach Sunday school. Them looking to can him right now seems equally as dumb.
Unless, they realized they made a horrible mistake after the hire and how it has gone. Maybe before they were like man we fucked up but we're locked into this contract. Now they could be like holy shit look what dropped into our laps as an ejection seat? Maybe.
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Payout to leave and go to rehab to save his family presser incoming.
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How long until he goes on vacation err rehab and a tearful press conference?
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This game still scares FUPM to death. Probably hasn't slept in 48 hrs now.
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1 hour ago, Lobo said:
His wife spends her time broadcasting bullshit anti-vaxx shit. He's deflecting his biblical husbandry duties by picking up strange in an Ohio bar in clear violation of your interpretation of the Good Book. But it's the thread, and not his unholy ass and his cunt wife's dangerous approach to life...that's what's turning things political? You ever wonder why he didn't get hired here? It's because you didn't pray the shit outta that prayer!!!
This lap grinding has you full tilt.
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4 hours ago, Lobo said:
Urban Meyer takes his marital vows about as seriously as his cunt wife takes the Covid-19 pandemic. I know they're idols to some of you, but fuck 'em.
"Honey. Shelley. Love of my life, my gift from Jesus, my holy betrothed. I know it looks bad on camera, but look...none of us were wearing masks which is an anti-Christ hoax. Even when she violated the six inches social distance from my six inches, I remained a strong man of faith who believes that God's will shall keep me safe from the hoax virus. And it turns out that blonde woman doesn't believe in the vaccine either. She's a true woman of faith like us. She also doesn't believe in keeping current with her Syphilis vaccine shots either, so I'm gonna go to CVS and get some staples for our holy family. It's just so nice to meet people who are similar faith level as we are. Praise God."I knew somehow this thread would CR somehow.
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9 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:
My wife and me are still laughing about this one.
I totally forgot I did this until going through my emails this morning. I remember watching YouTube videos on it and now I remember buying it but forgot this morning.
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Are you still drunk?
BTW your bender was cheaper than mine. I started drinking during the game and didn't stop until 12 30am. I lost like 5 college bets and bought a $600 gravity fed wood/charcoal smoker from Lowes at midnight online.
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3 hours ago, South Austin said:
I don’t recall any of us wanting Urban to come to Texas. Nope, not a one.
I definitely didn't want him.
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He definitely has a type
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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Urby is protecting his crotch throughout the video. Strong married energy
Are you sure he isn't grabbing dat ass?
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34 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
Buddy liked his night out.
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2 minutes ago, Assman said:
I haven't read through all 98 pages so I'm sure it's been mentioned 69 times in this thread, but this is absolutely a game we lose under Strong or Herman.
That's a fact. Herman loses this game by 15.
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Line isn't that good and Bijan isn't a goaline back. Also that was retarded. Take the points and go up 15.
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4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:
So, are you saying Charlie Strong is as bad as Hitler? That is my take away from this nugget.
You have a problem with that?
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3 minutes ago, Atticus said:
How did we determine that Tech was a bad team? They were 3-0 with 2 wins over D1 teams. One of their wins was on the road against a UH squad (now 3-1) that had them down 21-7 at the half.
Our only loss is on the road against a currently top 10 and hyper motivated Arkansas team. The main thing TCU will show us is how well we play on the road, but I have a feeling Casey will embrace the environment even if we start a bit slow
Because they're sand aggy and haven't had a good team in a long time.
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On 9/25/2021 at 7:53 PM, Thatguy said:
If TCU beats us and then we go on to run the table making us 10-2 in Sark's first year will we be happy?
You fucking moron. If TCU beats us we won't run the table as that means we are super shitty. Your takes make my head hurt.
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On 9/25/2021 at 7:48 PM, Thatguy said:
Wait and see we said. Let it play out we said. Maybe Pig is pretty good we said. No! You guys and your sandy vagina'ed, kneejerk reactions. Arkansas did to them exactly what they did to us. It might have been even worse because had KJ not gone down they win going away. Now that you know Pig is better than you thought, and that we aren't as bad as everyone feared, how does everyone feel going forward?
We still got our shit pushed in by arky and looked unprepared. It shouldn't of happened. Don't get too high off of beating a shitty rice and sand aggy.
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So if I'm vaxed I don't need to worry about the unvaxed, right? I mean I'm protected and even if I get it I won't be that sick. So we don't need to worry about others do we?
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
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Urban is tainted now.