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Theo Aquacates

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  1. 1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

    I dunno, man, you could always... you know... stop posting. That'd make it a lot harder for us to crowdsource you if you did.

    But that would be the SMART thing to do, and we've already established that you're not smart at all.

    Keep posting, kid.

    Thanks, I will keep posting. I really don’t give a fuck about what you think. This is entertainment and if I get under your skin this easily then toughen the fuck up. 

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  2. Just now, texifornia said:

    Loud, stupid, and spending your night keyboard shitting in a recruiting thread? I'd be surprised if three or four women would even touch you.

    What have you been doing yourself?😂 Negging every single one of my posts. You just sitting down waiting for me to post something?? Sounds sus to me

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  3. 2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

    That is entirely beside the point.  I mean, sure, most times when CTJ whines about someone being "tedious", we all picture him as Ricardo Montalban from Wrath of Khan ranting about how someone tasks him while his second in command / Sydney Carton dutifully braids CTJ's manbun even as he internally questions why he has pledged fealty to the man who would blow up the ship over a petty personal vendetta.

    But there are exceptions to every rule, and in this case, he's absolutely right about you.   We all support his efforts to assign you a Chinese government style social credit score based on your posting that would not allow you to eat food, or at least not post about David Cutcliffe anymore.  Your posting is bad, and you should feel bad.

    I don’t feel bad because I don’t give a fuck about a thread talking sports. This is entertainment to me, for these other losers it’s all they have left after their third and fourth divorces. 

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  4. 4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

    But would hating you help us unite, given how much the world of geopolitics has changed since then? Just asking a simple question here. And who the fuck is Herb Brooks? I'm going to act like an ass and demand you answer my simple questions rather than be buggered to spend the ten seconds it would take to Google it. After you call me out on my stupidity, I'll then double-down and triple-down on my stupidity until people are just negging every post I make just to get rid of me.

    Good one, Bimbo

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  5. 9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

    Hahaha holy shit I hadn’t followed the thread today and didn’t realize Theo Aquacock had brought this entire board together in cooperation like we haven’t seen in years. 18 negs, 11 negs, 15 negs. He’s gonna crowdsource himself out in no time. Great stuff. 

    I’m like Herb Brooks; hate me so you have less time to hate each other. Beat the damn Soviets!🤘🏼

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  6. 28 minutes ago, ousux said:
    2 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:
    Some of you dumb fuckers clearly didn’t read my original post where I posed the question. Nothing cunty about it until that douche wanted to give me lip. Sorry I’m not aware of a coach that was Peyton Manning’s OC before I was even born. 

    To ally your fears, there is literally zero downside to adding Cutcliffe to the staff, and it could possibly (no guarantee) help us land Arch. Thats it, nothing more, nothing less.

    This might have been the most informative post yet. Thanks for that. 

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  7. 12 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

    imagine being this proud of ignorance

    My dude, what the fuck are you even talking about??😂 I just stated the fact that I am unfamiliar with this coach. How does that make me proud of my ignorance? I posed the damn question to get more information on a coach I know nothing about. 

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  8. 4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    No one's afternoon got fucked up besides yours. I've enjoyed mine, including the part where you distracted me from work by becoming a cyber punching bag. You sprinted onto this thread, mouth agape, hawt takes spewing, and then you shit yourself and squirmed while we all watched you stew in it. The only reason people seem upset to you is because what they said to you made you feel that way.

    This wasn't a scrap. It was a two-hit fight. I hit you and you hit the floor. Maybe don't worry about reading long form before asking leading, stupid questions and instead do a quick search and then assume the rest of us here aren't as stupid or ignorant as you are before making that next post.

    Ok, ctj or whoever the fuck you are. Enjoy feeling like a badass in a thread full of 50 year old dads. I’m sure if I saw you in person you’d scurry away like the keyboard warrior you are. 

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  9. 2 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

    I didn't, I was too proud.  I also know who David Cutcliffe is though so... actually, literally everyone except Theo knows who David Cutcliffe is.

    Apparently so. Good little online scrap today, boys!🤘🏼 Next time I’ll make sure to finish the autobiography of every single college coach before posing a question. 

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  10. 2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    Yeah, you're JAQ'ing the board off, and you're too stupid to avoid immediately walking right into the premise and verifying that you're doing so. It's rhetorical bullshit and BBS clown behavior. Then you cap it off with unimaginative namecalling, poor punctuation and an ad hominem attack attempting to question and sarcastically mock my posting integrity. You do these things because your position can't stand on its own merits and you have a room temperature IQ, so when you get exposed to adverse stimuli, your lizard brain attempts to lash out in a manner that worked in junior high in the hopes that it will make the meanie stop again this time.

    Do us a favor and do what I what I said in the first place. Go do you own fucking work and research in an attempt to purify your own weak-minded ignorance and stop shitting up threads with your lazy, powerless, insipid musings. 

    Do research on college football coaches? The fuck I look like, some dork that works at ESPN? God forbid you ask a fucking question on this board. We cheer for the same team, asshole. Lighten up. 

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