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  1. 1 hour ago, notre dame joe said:

     

    I'm pretty sure the Soviets use to kick ass with maybe $2,000 worth of globe barbells on a cement floor + vitamins.

    lol.
    Soviet recruitment process-

    “Anya has is of baby of very large” 

    “send baby to dark heavy place of next 23 years make gold medals”

    cmon man 

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  2. On 5/10/2023 at 6:21 PM, Jkwellborn said:

    When I was in high school biology, a buddy of mine managed to write the answers on a pencil. He got off by one on the scantron. It was pretty funny to see his face when he got the grade back.

    Our high school paid us as seniors to paint the “science” room. The teacher had been there for decades and never changes his true false multiple choice questions. We stole copies and printed out tiny little slips and slid them into clear bic pens. At the end of the year the teacher called us all out cheating but admitted he couldn’t figure out how we did it and he had a pretty good laugh. 

  3. 1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

    That’s just dumb, a&m might be wishing they had him next year.  We only have to go back 6-10 years ago to find much worse starters.  He’s not terrible and he’s not great but he can be an improvement for better teams than SFA.  

    Thomson is way way better than the clowns on a&m’s roster. Those qbs are unserviceable. Dude got ran off from Nebraska’s 3-827-1 squad and is light years better than hayes Carl or whatever that wbp at a&m is. Fuck them all 

  4. 21 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

    She’s the salt of the earth because, as salt does, Delores Liucci stops things from growing. Particularly in the groin area. 

    Not for me buddy. I gots terabytes in the old spank bank. plz dnt kink shame 

  5. 9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

    Today in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:

    Business leaders and politicians have no shortage of superlatives when describing the future Texas A&M-Fort Worth campus on the south end of downtown.

    Developer John Goff calls the project “the most significant thing for the city in the last 100 years.” Fort Worth Mayor Mattie Parker predicts it is “an opportunity that will pay dividends for generations.”

    To a casual observer, looking at the site’s current parking lots and plain concrete law school, those assessments might seem like exaggerations.

    But with construction starting this summer on the first of three planned buildings, experts say the new campus will indeed be transformative, well beyond just educating college students. 

    What was once Hell’s Half Acre, wild west red-light district in the late 1800s, will become a shiny new jewel in downtown’s crown and an economic engine for the entire city — attracting major high-tech industries, creating new and higher-paying jobs, and elevating Fort Worth’s ability to compete on a national level.
     

    aggy building the new “Austin”…..in Ft Worth?

    I’d be way more in favor of bringing hell’s half acre back 

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  6. 3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

    In the same way young boys in the 80's went for Farrah Fawcett because they had her poster.

    No coordinator worth his salt would take a job as Jimbo's OC, especially not a rising star like Garrett Riley.

    I knew an old man with a dog named Farrah because she had really big nipples 

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  7. 4 hours ago, Juicy said:

    This shit is wild. The Herd reporting Denver is going to offer him a 5 year 100 million contract, fully guaranteed. I guess that would be a reason to pick denver. 

     

    Still Michigan should offer him 15 years 200 million with a 50 million dollar buyout if he leaves for the NFL. Let him raise his kid in the same place, retire at home and have generational wealth. 

     

    But last year he said he was done with the yearly JIM TO THE NFL shit. Can't keep letting this happen. 

    aggie swoops in with the two year 225m fully guaranteed deal to totally own the libs and win two nattys. 

  8. Hear me out…

    SEC success (beat bama)… check

    knows Florida recruiting… check 

    knows louisana recruiting… check

    knows TEXAS recruiting… check

    HAS A NATTY… check

    gtfo you closeted texum poster 

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