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  1. Burt makes you spurt you fat fucking retard
  2. I masturbate a lot but mostly it’s to impure thoughts of Kate Chopin and Willa Cather munching each others boxes while I have Stephen a smith scolding me about something in the background on tv. I live at home with my parents
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    2023 NFL DRAFT

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  4. I’d be way more in favor of bringing hell’s half acre back
  5. i want in that bathtub
  6. old man with a dog she had really big nipples her name was Farrah
  7. I knew an old man with a dog named Farrah because she had really big nipples
  8. Hot Loads presents the Man Ranch Bowl. Loser is always the aggie head coach and he has to eat the cracker on live tv
  9. aggie swoops in with the two year 225m fully guaranteed deal to totally own the libs and win two nattys.
  10. Hear me out… SEC success (beat bama)… check knows Florida recruiting… check knows louisana recruiting… check knows TEXAS recruiting… check HAS A NATTY… check … gtfo you closeted texum poster
  11. I bet if there was a strong breeze and you squished her clam in the right places at the right time you could play that song that sucked from titanic.
  12. They don’t let you watch sports in jail. It’s all Mormon cowboy soap operas that fried out tweakers get really emotional about while they talk about their trucks that got impounded and sold but like they don’t know they’re gone
  13. I murdered a deer with my old Toyota van and a shop told me it could not be fixed. Jesus told me to glue the radiator back together with jb weld and a sock and pull the support out with a cumalong and zip tie a Chevy pickup headlight to it. He is a good mechanic
  14. Idk about charismatic. thinly veiled disgust and I can’t blame him. The kid that said he was the punter looks softer than fuck. And the one that barks up about how he tore his acl running down the field…. I don’t like Coach Prime at all and I understand the perception that he is putting all these players on the chopping block but holy fuck they look terrible and sound proud of it.
  15. This guy had been a big name in the assistant world for about a decade. Lots of success on the recruiting trail. I don’t think he made the best of his opportunity after frost left but he didn’t burn it down until this. He just really beefed it hardcore
  16. I *was* married to a notre dame grad and I had to endure Brian Kelly and going to games in south bend. It fucking sucks. Hes a douche. Fuck him. Fuck aggie. Whatever.
  17. I’d rather poker in the front and liquor in the rear
  18. Fickel was never in Lincoln. Rhule is a fraud and will jimbo the fuck out of Lincoln.
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