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  1. That’s what I was getting at in my Mensapost. Sometimes horse drugs burn your ballskin
  2. I’ve used a bunch of different horse liniments for muscular soreness. One time I picked up some gnarly looking stuff that promoted strong hooves and a glossy coat. I ended up with some pretty good chemical burns on my legs and balls. I also used to buy multi species colostrum replacer and mix in Ovaltine. It kind of has similar ingredients to “human” supplements. advantage aggy
  3. One really interesting way to distract your fan base from the absolute massive pile of aids jizz being shot out of your entire football program’s gaping destroyed asshole is to do something like this with no regard to recent events or really anything. It’s actually more embarrassing than the lil red fakes that came out.
  4. sign me up for an Israeli vaccination blunt plz
  5. Pelini is a fucking weird guy. Cares so much about his players doing well and succeeding off the field but berates them on the sidelines in front of a national audience. The players sure liked him at the time though. the nail in the bo coffin for me was LSU’s defense last year. They were fucking so horrible that I can’t help but think he’s concepts ask too much of players and his shit doesn’t work.
  6. Kevin warren is truly a mental giant.
  7. all three of em woulda been sore and lookin at each other funny if I was in town
  8. Whatever “alliance” they’re talking about is fucking stupid. If they (“they”) really wanted to do something interesting the sec would be included in conversations to completely usurp the ncaa and eviscerate the remains of the big 12. All these commissioners really want to do lock themselves in a room and talk about Texas’s massive endowment and masturbate on each other’s faces.
  9. aggy kind of built a ladder to heaven once
  10. This is one of the best responses I have ever seen.
  11. Seems like the university contacted the ncaa to put frost in a nice big pot of hot water. Great thing to do to a coach at the start of a season. The main takeaway from this to me is fuck the ncaa. last week they said Baylor did nothing wrong for blatantly allowing student athletes to rape other students. Now theyre making a splash about some mildly organized off campus practices that featured an analyst’s presence. fuck you ncaa. You need to burn.
  12. It’s titled “playoff wins since 2000” it lists nothing but the playoff wins since 2000 it’s only misleading by aggy standards
  13. If I were a UT lawyer I’d be laying the wood to bowlsby’s wife while he watches locked away in his cuckshed
  14. pubes

    Uniform Pron

    I want some team to finally come out with helmets that have depictions of hot barbarian sluts chowing each other’s boxes on the side
  15. It’s the poop hole loophole.
  16. Bowlsby to pac 12 commish: “help me im poor”
  17. Don’t be a retard and stick your nose up Disney’s ass while Texas fucks your face hole
  18. aggy just gave bowlsby an honorary diploma
  19. I accidentally made it through security with half a g of blow in my front shirt pocket. mci rules
  20. get it i fucked my first post up drunk fuck aggy
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