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William Bludworth

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  1. I appreciate it. I love watching gymnastics, too. We would load up, imo. I'm happy we have sand volleyball, but we need a gymnastics team. Fucking Title IX shit.
  2. So a little off-topic, but was Del Conte really trying to get women's gymnastics to UT? I wouldn't mind revenue sharing with those chicks. The Olympic team trains in Texas, so we could reasonably land some of them. We would be a powerhouse in the sport in less than 5 years, imo. And no, unless you have insight into whether we will or will not get a team, I don't care.
  3. Can we please go back to shitting in the woods?
  4. Or, hear me out...just don't look to the right of the screen. Tah-Dah! Read TexAgs? I would rather listen to Winston Churchill tell the world how beans on toast is better than a sirloin.
  5. I see the 1 at the very tip end! What prize do I win?
  6. Or stopped cosplaying and lying about their fake military history from WWI & WWII, where they shout to the clouds that if they weren't personally on the front lines they would have 25 NC's. Never mind it didn't stop Army from winning NC's during that time. But who needs logic, amirite? They only won NC'S in 1914, 1916, 1944, 1945, and 1946. Let's not forget Navy winning their NC in 1926. Real military schools winning without an ounce of whining, all while two World Wars were ongoing. Imagine that.
  7. It's gross that you even put us in the same neighborhood as any of those teams. They live in trailers while we live in O'ahu mansion. Aggie are related to us in the same way Ketch is related to slim fast. Arkansas is the kid who throws beer cans at adults on the other side of the street all while trying to complete a sentence telling them to get off his lawn. Baylor is the institution that allows depraved, animal abusers in their uni while also trying to justify why they're pieces of shit. Tech is the Herbert of Family Guy who tries to lure kids with money to come over and have tickling contest. TCU is just...nothing. They're as relevant as Nebraska. We should send them a picture each year we win the title with flowers. Georgia was aggie before they broke through after 1945, and then went dormant until bags dropped and they got Texas nuts drugged across their faces. Now that they know we're here to face fuck them, we have now solidified our place on the throne of villainy. It's our turn now. As a Longhorn, I would like to thank the state of georgia for supplying us with their elite players. Same for Florida.
  8. Vet true. He's fast as shit, but as smart as the man who though it would be a good idea to reach down and pet a great white in South Africa, only for him to lose his entire arm up to his collar bone.
  9. Message boards are serious business, didn't ya know?
  10. I can't believe that dude is in the NFL. It's truly something else.
  11. Wait, we did land a few.... Malik Jefferson, Brandon "film my life, aggies" Jones, Caden Sterns , Erik Fowler, Bijan, Bru "I'll attend 3 universities in 4 years" McCoy, JT Sanders (Herman hold out), BJ Foster, Jordan Whittingham, Jalen Green, and a few others while we constantly shit ourselves. We just closed our eyes and grabbed a ton of shitty 3* kids that keep us enraged and forgetting.
  12. People barely knew Georgia had a football team after 1980 when Walker left. They truly wandered the desert for 40 years, won 2 NC's, and now they believe they're one of the greatest programs in existence. Yet, Clemson also won 2 NC's before UGA, and they somehow acknowledge they aren't some sleeping giant that finally awoke. When your NC was relevant when Reagan was president, you know you're desperate for attention. But but but we Jawja. We a powerhouse with 4 total CFP appearances and keep riding our last NC from 2022. It's not fair! We should be given everything now! Those losses we've taken don't count!
  13. Well he's their problem now. He just left all his fucks at the door before 2021
  14. I don't understand the house settlement, so can you expound on this? How does this work? Doesn't that money (not all, obviously) help them with getting good and possibly elite players? It shows they have the money, but I'm not sure what there sports they have.
  15. So when Justin Williams transfers here after the season, he'll be a great role player. I would like to think in the back of his brain matter that he knows he should have thought his recruitment through before pulling the trigger. Now he's stuck behind CJ Allen. Kids are very fickle, so I wonder if he comes home? Doesn't matter at the end of the day. It's just an exercise. For those who know the difference between LBs, which side would he play? Now that he sees Sark, PK, and Nansen are witches. He made his decision based on Kirby selling him huckster potion. Now he sees Sark and co. aren't fucking around. UGA takes 2 of ours, and now we're coming back to reclaim what's ours. Next up we're poaching Joseph Jonah-Ajonya. We caj never have enough room for for a DT. Bo Davisbis a lazy crust stain that he didn't even bother following up on him since he was high on Texas. Thank God he's LSU's problem now. I'm sure he's changed Sydir Mitchell mentally and physically. /s I'm also not backing away that we land Guervil by December.
  16. NFL players get 67% of the profits of their jersey sales, or two-thirds. https://www.vemil.hr/en/do-nfl-players-get-money-for-jerseys-sold/#:~:text=Players now receive two-thirds,for player rights and welfare.
  17. I don't see a picture of reactor 4. Someone must have airbrushed it out.
  18. Has, uh, anyone notified Georgia fans that their QB sucks, and they replace just about their entire offense except for the WR's who can't catch, and most of the defense? I know they're simple jack, but they're floating into aggie territory.
  19. Didn't you know? All of their team and the entire university and alumni personally rescued those in need, and I heard RC Slocum personally climbed to the top of the towers and tried to rescue those by the thousands.
  20. That face has been seen some trauma. WNB. Bag over head, I'm Scrooge McDucking that taco.
  21. Well, good thing there are about 20 different countries in Africa France colonized, which is why they mostly speak French. Anyway, it's weird you brought this up. I read not too long ago that Africa has around 1200+ languages, but mainly speak French. Had you asked me how many languages the world itself had, my answer would hsve probably topped out at around 700...in the entire world. One continent with 1200 languages just blew my mind. That's all I got. Carry on.
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