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  1. 2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

    And managed to attend UT like his two brothers.  But he did not manage to make it past the fall after his summer admission.  Guess he wasn't initiated at Omicron.

    Zero recollection of the stabbing.

    Plus we graduated John Christian who murdered his teacher in Austin in a classroom two doors down from Armybrat.

    Stabbing was May 1987. Didn’t know the bomber went to UT. Guess me and Scottie have that in common with him, too. Ha! Stabber went to UT, also. HP Longhorn Thug Life 🤣

  2. 37 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    Wait, what???

    Yep, it was insane. Blood everywhere at the police station - it happened a couple of hundred feet from there. Was one of the biggest trials in Dallas County in 1988. My conversations with the DA and press (since I was the only one who saw it) were quite interesting. DA basically trying to prove HP and the Miami Vice drug scene were the same thing. The bullet proof vest was just bonkers!

  3. 18 minutes ago, Scholz said:

    All I know is Highland Park Scottie definitely needs to work on his crip walk.

    This^^^
    Highland Park is the home of the original OGs.

    While I was in school there in the 80s:

    Student put pipe bomb in cafeteria trash can. Pipe bomb explodes and nearly kills one.

    HP graduate Hinkley shoots Ronald Reagan.

    Crazy lady shoots student in shoulder in front of school.

    Honor student stabs and almost kills star football player (was two feet away when this happened). At our graduation the police had the stabber wear a bullet proof vest because they thought someone may try and take him out.

    Scottie Scheffler.

    Thug life HP!🤣

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  4. Highland Park + Texas Longhorns! For the win again!! Although HP was a very different experience back when I was there. Shit that would blow your mind.

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  5. 15 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

    Dating back to the '11-12 season, Shaka has 4 tournament wins and all are against double digit seeds. 

    He's just a bad tournament coach. 

    And has made over $24 million just through 2021. Add his (undisclosed) Marquette salary and now probably over $30 million (or $7.5 million per tournament win!).

     

    Year Base Salary SigningBonus Cap Hit Dead Cap Yearly Cash
    2011 $418,000 - $424,000 - $424,000
    2012 $1,190,000 - $1,210,000 - $1,210,000
    2013 $1,370,000 - $1,380,000 - $1,380,000
    2014 $1,520,000 - $1,530,000 - $1,530,000
    2015 $1,570,000 - $1,578,500 - $1,578,500
    2016 $2,800,000 - $2,805,000 - $2,805,000
    2017 $2,900,000 - $2,900,000 - $2,900,000
    2018 $3,100,000 - $3,100,000 - $3,100,000
    2019 $3,200,000 - $3,200,000 - $3,200,000
    2020 $3,300,000 - $3,300,989 - $3,300,989
    2021 $3,400,000 - $3,400,000 - $3,400,000
  6. 3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

    I think 4/35 from 3 for Marquette 

    4-31 (12.9%).🤣🤣🤣🤣

    But Shaka-ball keeps shooting the 3. As always in the tournament, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory with another brilliant game plan. I swear if that dude’s name was John Smith he would be making $7.45 an hour at WalMart. 

  7. 2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    This chick:

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    looks a fair bit like Austin songbird Kim Longacre (of Zeitgeist / The Reivers).  She's not a dead ringer, but there is a similarity.  Pretty much every (straight) guy who used to go see late 80's early 90's indie rock in Austin had a thing for Kim.  Sorry for the threadjack, I just wanted to find a photo of her.  I'll be in my bunk.

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    Big ups for The Reivers reference - all so true. Saw them back in the day and their reunion a few years ago. What a voice!

  8. OMG it is so on brand with Baylor that their court is named after Mark Hurd. That clown unsuccessfully tried to hook up ( tried for two years 🤣) with a contractor he hired, lied about it, covered it all up, and got fired. What a pathetic loser🤣🤡!
    Other amusing anecdotes, in addition to him constantly trying to touch her boobs:

    "You had been telling her about many different women that were crazy about you … including Sheryl Crow."
     

    Hurd was walking around Madrid with Fisher and stopped at an ATM to show Fisher he had an account balance over $1 million.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/heres-the-sex-letter-that-got-mark-hurd-fired-as-ceo-of-hp-2011-12

     

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  9. Left fielders and center fielders from the other team are going to hate the Yeti Yard. Just wondering what it will take to get thrown out - with BYOB and 0U or aggy in town, this place is going to be a zoo, and totally awesome!🤘🏻

  10. 29 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

    I’ve already heard an aggy at work stating their #1 Transfer Portal class! God I wanted to burst his bubble by telling him that they omitted the “quality percentages” let alone what they lost vs gained! The hive-mind only looks at quantity and not quality!

    We’re in the Top 10, with 5-7 portals, as this grading, but they have like 20+? I know, it’s the Elk doing his magic!

    Hook’em!!!

    Ask him about that “#1 all time” recruiting class 🤣🤪😱 Worked out pretty well for Jimbo from what I remember.

  11. More delusional - elevenwarriors or texags?
     

    Going from Corey Dennis to Bill O'Brien is an coaching upgrade of epic proportions.

    Last time he was in college, O'Brien turned our one trick pony WR4 into a CFB superstar.

    A home run hire who checks all the boxes.

     

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  12. Bjork not wasting any time destroying tOSU football program🤣🤪🤡. Hiring BOB straight off a record setting performance as OC and QB coach at New England. Does NOT fuck around!

    In the end the Patriots ended up with the 31st ranked offense in the league. Their 13.9 points per game were a new low for the Belichick era. They also ranked 30th in yards, 32nd in total plays run, 31st in 3rd down percentage, and 31st in three-and-outs.

    The two quarterbacks combined to throw 16 touchdowns and 21 interceptions while throwing for 199 yards per game.

     

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  13. 4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

    I am sure he will get plenty of touches this next season, which should make for it's own comedy when he starts angling for raises. 

    Oh, he gonna get touches all right.
    $1k per tralala and $2k per dingdong according to aggy untied, NTTAWWT.

    And who the fuck are the players on the Twitter posts. Like I’ve memorized their roster and roster numbers. No clue who these tralalas or dingdongs are!

     

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