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Posts posted by StrippersAndNobelPrizes
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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:
Had never heard of the Rudder Association. Checks all the boxes of everything aggy - the medication comment is priceless 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤘🏻
To sum up their rating 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 hours ago, TexasMan said:This call says “hi”, “hold my beer”, and “f you and the horse you rode in on”. It is that bad! Literally tried to hand the game to aggy and weren’t even subtle about it.
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10 hours ago, PvilleStang said:
Ha! aggy network is pure fan fiction. And I’m very sure the recent aggy engineering grads I know who can’t get a job to save their f-ing life and are now trying to get certifications from UT just so someone will hire them - would disagree with the above. Glorified clown college/diploma mill.
Oh and then there were the job fairs at aggy that were so overrun with aggys desperately seeking a job that they had to call fire marshalls to kick people out - true story.
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1 hour ago, TxEx84 said:There's a question mark, but this is actually true. HS friend was in corp. He didn't play any instrument but they had him in the band carrying a tuba and pretending to play.
Ha! Had a HS friend in the corp and walked with a tuba but could not play, too! Dipshits called it the bass horn b/c they could not say tuba b/c it had t and u in the name 🤡🤣🤪 He would even play a CD of the aggy band from one of their bowl games and was so proud! He really liked listening to himself not play. Bunch of freaks!
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If we can hack the speakers, requests are:
It’s Raining Men
Man I Feel Like a Woman
Beers, Steers, and Queers (Revolting Cocks from back in the day - great song!)
Touch My Tra-la-la
Dancing Queen
Material Girl
I’m Every Woman
I’m Coming Out
FYI that list above and the milkmen’s Spotify playlist are one and the same 🤣🤪🤘🏻
NCAA rules:
Artificial crowd noise, by conference policy or mutual consent of the institutions, is allowed. The noise level must be consistent throughout the game for both teams. However, all current rules remain in effect dealing with bands, music and other sounds. When the snap is imminent, the band/music must stop playing. As with all administrative rules, the referee may stop the game and direct game management to adjust.
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On 11/11/2024 at 5:22 AM, Longboard Horn said:
0U (The Harvard of the Mobile Home Parks) can still qualify under the Academic Progress Rate Rule that lets 5 win teams in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kidding! Even I can’t say that with a straight face.
One of our neighbor’s kids went to 0U for a hot minute and left because “it was easier than high school”.🤣🤣🤘🏻
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13 hours ago, TreatyOak said:
Major Applewhite once said to me, “know where a guy can score some pudgy Chola poontang?” That always stuck w me.
We were on a flight to Cancun shortly after all of that broke. Major on the flight with his family.
1. I have never seen a group of people look so miserably unhappy. Looked like they were heading to a funeral.
2. Why is a guy making $500,000+ have his family in coach at the back of the plane? At least put yourself, and maybe the Chola, up in first while the wife gets stuck with the kids in coach.
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43 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Script helmet and all black uniforms with no school colors - chasing every trend at once
JFKFC! Jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City fa……well, you know the rest.
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Torchy’s not listed. List is bogus. 🤘🏻
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1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:
You’re telling me the 28 year old 3x SB 3x MVP future HOF NFL QB has better pocket presence than a 21 year old college QB?
No dumbass but I expect someone who has been playing football over half his life to understand a concept like “pocket” and when to step up and when to step sideways. Guess that is too complex a concept.
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Watching how Mahomes handles pocket pressure and how Ewers handles it is like watching Michael Jordan vs. toddlers. Mahomes knows exactly when to step up and when to step to the side. Ewers just panics and basically trips over his own feet. It’s like he doesn’t understand the concept of the pocket and how it works.
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Quinn is fucking ass!
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Sideshow Bert be like
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Hire a Briles.
Leave SMU for TCU because you want to be in a “better” conference.
Karma be like
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2 hours ago, butthurt said:
Can we use natty when talking about natural light?
Larry says Hi, and yes, you can.
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40 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:
Jerry Jones, Stephen Jones, Cede Lamb, and Dak made lots of money yesterday.
That's what's important.
This ^^ He paid $150 million for a team now valued close to $10 billion. $tadium and parking lot$ are full win or lose. He does not care about W’s or L’s, just $$$$$.
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RevenueThe Cowboys' revenue for 2023 was $1.2 billion, which was an all-time high and made them the NFL's highest-grossing franchise. This was nearly $400 million more than the Los Angeles Rams, who were second in the league.
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Operating incomeThe Cowboys' operating income for 2023 was $564 million, which was a 60 million dollar increase from the previous season
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1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:
GJ Kinne's offense couldn't execute in the second half.
This ^^^^ . Unimpressed with the play calling in the 2nd half. Hero ball was not working, the long interception where the defense wasn’t close to ready and the receiver was wide open was a bad miss, and every screen or pitch back ended up in a loss. They needed to run forward and use the ball control offense that worked in the 1st half. Almost beat a quality opponent though, good crowd (loud), and maybe this loss will spur them on, and keep GJ a little longer. If he wins 10-11 games, I don’t think he’ll last long, unfortunately. Eat ‘em up!
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2 hours ago, Muny_Tex said:
Wink Martindale blasting out of his male spanx while Mich got thrashed by superior players at all 22 positions was a rough look for the reigning champs. Orji is also a talentless fucking scrub who makes Tyrone Swoopes look like Heisman/MVP version of Cam Newton. Just a total humiliation in all facets of the game.
Overall very impressed with Sark's scheme + Ewers poise....Gunnar was also best player on the field during several drives, which bodes extremely well for future matchups against opponents with at least C+ roster composition.
So once again to recap the day……
Somebody say Orji (orgy)????“ I’m” being Texas in this case 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Complete clown show (Jimbo buyout, turn Stoops plane around after texags meltdown, Texas takes their coach, etc.)
Claim there are multiple NFL/MLB coaches interested
Claim there are multiple D1 coaches interested
Every coach turns them down/won’t return their calls
Stories now surface that ex-coach was a horrible human being and butthurt players claim feelings were hurt (but wasn’t the case when aggy hired them)
End up with drastically underqualified hire, dictated by Looch, who coached at aggy, who “gets” aggy, who is the only one who would take the job
Coach so overweight can only wear mumus (not always the case but give it time)
Pravda (texags.com) spins this as the greatest hire possible and that this was their #1 choice all along and this coach “gets” aggy and the wins will just pile up
World laughs at aggy incompetence/delusion
Losses pile up
Rinse, repeat (coming soon to a basketball coaching search near college station)
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Kid with no shirt on the 1st base side who keeps dancing - pretty sure that is the banjo kid from Deliverance. And fuck this announcer for constantly wishcasting aggy gets a hit.
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Pretty sure that to coach at aggy you have to be at least 3 bills and wear a mumu.
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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:
And managed to attend UT like his two brothers. But he did not manage to make it past the fall after his summer admission. Guess he wasn't initiated at Omicron.
Zero recollection of the stabbing.
Plus we graduated John Christian who murdered his teacher in Austin in a classroom two doors down from Armybrat.
Stabbing was May 1987. Didn’t know the bomber went to UT. Guess me and Scottie have that in common with him, too. Ha! Stabber went to UT, also. HP Longhorn Thug Life 🤣
2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
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So fucking tired of this bullshit.
Reminds me of….
History will repeat itself.
Horns win!
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