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  1. Highland Park + Texas Longhorns! For the win again!! Although HP was a very different experience back when I was there. Shit that would blow your mind.

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  2. 15 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

    Dating back to the '11-12 season, Shaka has 4 tournament wins and all are against double digit seeds. 

    He's just a bad tournament coach. 

    And has made over $24 million just through 2021. Add his (undisclosed) Marquette salary and now probably over $30 million (or $7.5 million per tournament win!).

     

    Year Base Salary SigningBonus Cap Hit Dead Cap Yearly Cash
    2011 $418,000 - $424,000 - $424,000
    2012 $1,190,000 - $1,210,000 - $1,210,000
    2013 $1,370,000 - $1,380,000 - $1,380,000
    2014 $1,520,000 - $1,530,000 - $1,530,000
    2015 $1,570,000 - $1,578,500 - $1,578,500
    2016 $2,800,000 - $2,805,000 - $2,805,000
    2017 $2,900,000 - $2,900,000 - $2,900,000
    2018 $3,100,000 - $3,100,000 - $3,100,000
    2019 $3,200,000 - $3,200,000 - $3,200,000
    2020 $3,300,000 - $3,300,989 - $3,300,989
    2021 $3,400,000 - $3,400,000 - $3,400,000
  3. 3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

    I think 4/35 from 3 for Marquette 

    4-31 (12.9%).🤣🤣🤣🤣

    But Shaka-ball keeps shooting the 3. As always in the tournament, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory with another brilliant game plan. I swear if that dude’s name was John Smith he would be making $7.45 an hour at WalMart. 

  4. 2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    This chick:

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    looks a fair bit like Austin songbird Kim Longacre (of Zeitgeist / The Reivers).  She's not a dead ringer, but there is a similarity.  Pretty much every (straight) guy who used to go see late 80's early 90's indie rock in Austin had a thing for Kim.  Sorry for the threadjack, I just wanted to find a photo of her.  I'll be in my bunk.

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    Big ups for The Reivers reference - all so true. Saw them back in the day and their reunion a few years ago. What a voice!

  5. OMG it is so on brand with Baylor that their court is named after Mark Hurd. That clown unsuccessfully tried to hook up ( tried for two years 🤣) with a contractor he hired, lied about it, covered it all up, and got fired. What a pathetic loser🤣🤡!
    Other amusing anecdotes, in addition to him constantly trying to touch her boobs:

    "You had been telling her about many different women that were crazy about you … including Sheryl Crow."
     

    Hurd was walking around Madrid with Fisher and stopped at an ATM to show Fisher he had an account balance over $1 million.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/heres-the-sex-letter-that-got-mark-hurd-fired-as-ceo-of-hp-2011-12

     

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  6. Left fielders and center fielders from the other team are going to hate the Yeti Yard. Just wondering what it will take to get thrown out - with BYOB and 0U or aggy in town, this place is going to be a zoo, and totally awesome!🤘🏻

  7. 29 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

    I’ve already heard an aggy at work stating their #1 Transfer Portal class! God I wanted to burst his bubble by telling him that they omitted the “quality percentages” let alone what they lost vs gained! The hive-mind only looks at quantity and not quality!

    We’re in the Top 10, with 5-7 portals, as this grading, but they have like 20+? I know, it’s the Elk doing his magic!

    Hook’em!!!

    Ask him about that “#1 all time” recruiting class 🤣🤪😱 Worked out pretty well for Jimbo from what I remember.

  8. More delusional - elevenwarriors or texags?
     

    Going from Corey Dennis to Bill O'Brien is an coaching upgrade of epic proportions.

    Last time he was in college, O'Brien turned our one trick pony WR4 into a CFB superstar.

    A home run hire who checks all the boxes.

     

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  9. Bjork not wasting any time destroying tOSU football program🤣🤪🤡. Hiring BOB straight off a record setting performance as OC and QB coach at New England. Does NOT fuck around!

    In the end the Patriots ended up with the 31st ranked offense in the league. Their 13.9 points per game were a new low for the Belichick era. They also ranked 30th in yards, 32nd in total plays run, 31st in 3rd down percentage, and 31st in three-and-outs.

    The two quarterbacks combined to throw 16 touchdowns and 21 interceptions while throwing for 199 yards per game.

     

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  10. 4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

    I am sure he will get plenty of touches this next season, which should make for it's own comedy when he starts angling for raises. 

    Oh, he gonna get touches all right.
    $1k per tralala and $2k per dingdong according to aggy untied, NTTAWWT.

    And who the fuck are the players on the Twitter posts. Like I’ve memorized their roster and roster numbers. No clue who these tralalas or dingdongs are!

     

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  11. 29 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

    Buckeye nation you just got Bjorked! 

     

    Beat me to it. They are fucked. elevenwarriors is in full mental gymnastics mode.

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    Rivals poster that I greatly respect has this to say. 

    This is a very rare instance where I actually know the person in question: Ross's reputation behind closed doors among university leadership is markedly different than the crazy, petulant, ridiculousness that you're going to hear from the TexAgs frequent poster crowd. Holding Ross accountable for the peccadillos of Hugh Freeze is analogous to holding Gene responsible for Zach Smith. Sure, the buck stops at his desk - but these are professional people and their tasking does not extend to managing personal lives. (IMO). His problem at A&M is the shadow regime of donors that serve as de facto player personnel directors and would be ADs. It's an impossible job. The donors forced that Jimbo extension out of desperation and panic - that wasn't Ross's sole decision. In the AD world, most people will tell you that Ross inherited a disaster wrapped in a catastrophe of mismanagement from Scott Woodward. I'm not saying that Ross is great - I am saying that he is at least good.

    Someone pointed out the fact that this guy has been at the forefront of Texas A&M having some of the best sports facilities in the country and will take one look at Ohio State’s football facilities and basketball arena and change everything

     

    The new president interviewed the A&M AD, Pat Chun, and somebody else and seems is deciding on the A&M AD. That's enough for me honestly. It really feels like someone that's going to take Ohio State into the new world of athletics from facilities to NIL and so much more.

     

    Yeah, I am not going to form an opinion yet, but the Aggies fans not liking him doesn’t mean a damn thing to me. Fans are stupid and irrational. 

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  12. The aggy level of mental gymnastics is in full force at tOSU. Apparently stupid and delusional is the way to go through life in Ohio. Ole Miss AND aggy were ecstatic to see him go, but that means nothing!!!

    From elevenwarriors 
     

    Rivals poster that I greatly respect has this to say. 

    This is a very rare instance where I actually know the person in question: Ross's reputation behind closed doors among university leadership is markedly different than the crazy, petulant, ridiculousness that you're going to hear from the TexAgs frequent poster crowd. Holding Ross accountable for the peccadillos of Hugh Freeze is analogous to holding Gene responsible for Zach Smith. Sure, the buck stops at his desk - but these are professional people and their tasking does not extend to managing personal lives. (IMO). His problem at A&M is the shadow regime of donors that serve as de facto player personnel directors and would be ADs. It's an impossible job. The donors forced that Jimbo extension out of desperation and panic - that wasn't Ross's sole decision. In the AD world, most people will tell you that Ross inherited a disaster wrapped in a catastrophe of mismanagement from Scott Woodward. I'm not saying that Ross is great - I am saying that he is at least good.

    Someone pointed out the fact that this guy has been at the forefront of Texas A&M having some of the best sports facilities in the country and will take one look at Ohio State’s football facilities and basketball arena and change everything

     

    The new president interviewed the A&M AD, Pat Chun, and somebody else and seems is deciding on the A&M AD. That's enough for me honestly. It really feels like someone that's going to take Ohio State into the new world of athletics from facilities to NIL and so much more.

     

    Yeah, I am not going to form an opinion yet, but the Aggies fans not liking him doesn’t mean a damn thing to me. Fans are stupid and irrational. 

  13. 1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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    Exactly! He is on to something here! While you’re at it:

    Why do you need a football team - no significant accomplishments since 1939 (assuming you even take that title seriously)

    Why do you need a basketball team - Buzz has 0 tournament wins and team has  0 Final Fours ( the white Shaka?)

    Why do you need a baseball team - 0 national titles

    Hell, while we’re at it, why do you need the university - diploma mill / back door for nuclear secrets and Chinese spies / etc.

    That is a lot of $ that could be diverted to much more worthwhile causes.

    Profit!!! 🤑

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  14. 1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

    It's hilarious, and very Aggy, that none of those goobers seem to realize that wide receivers are attracted to play for a Sarkisian offense, and a top tier QB in Ewers. Like, the offense is literally designed to showcase top-shelf receiving talent. And there's a proof of concept right there in Adonai Mitchell.

    Certainly the money is there. But all things equal, do good receivers want to go play for an unproven dink and dunk offense at Aggy with a litany of QBs that are always getting hurt? Or do they want to fly around the field and catch passes at Texas? It's not hard. 

    I am shocked that players aren’t beating down the door to play for BumFuck U, in BFE, for this mumu wearing bumblefuck. It just doesn’t make any sense!!!!

    This looks like an advertisement for a proctology practice. All they are missing is the ASSMAN license plates.

    The guy on the right is being held hostage, the guy in the middle is grabbing ass on both sides, and the guy on the left is letting us know he really likes it. NTTAWWT.

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