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  1. 20 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

    Not a fan of the number font and black for the alts when navy is a school color.

    I am much more troubled by two guys in full pads in the surf … in Rhode Island.  Coolest color combo in the world and they’d still be standing in full pads in the surf … in Rhode Island.

  2. 11 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

    aggy LOVES to (manipulate numbers) and claim they are a massive research powerhouse. Other than really killer guardrails, cotton flour that was supposed to feed the world by now, 50 million doses of flu vaccine within three weeks of any pandemic, cold fusion, and alchemy, can anyone list three things that A&M research has developed?

    Um, hello, what about the world’s least-exciting, windowless train?  Incomplete list is incomplete.

    #never forget

     

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  3. 2 hours ago, Blotto said:

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    Imagine a battalion or two of those yokels whooping it up and grabbing each others nuts on the battlefield, pausing every few hundred yards for a "farmers fight" and a spirited horse laugh directed at the enemy.

    How did seemingly healthy college kids settle on denim overalls and puffy paint as cool?  Culture is weird and skews to unforeseen ends, I get it.  But this … this is ridiculous.

    Taken out of context it makes as much sense as putting hooks in your flesh or a skewer through your cheeks.  But these hindus at least believe they are serving the gods.  aggy?  Dunno.  Maybe aggy serves the minor prophet known as Insular Delusion?

     

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  4. 1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

    Aren't they LDS? Maybe they were just auditioning her for an open wife slot? 

    Maybe we can all calm down.  Maybe they were just “soaking.”  In which case, nothing happened and it doesn’t count.  No harm, no foul.  He’s a coach and they’re just sorta practicing.  Thursday afternoon walk-through.

    I’m sure the lingerie was for something else.  Comfort, if I had to guess.

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  5. 56 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

    It's gonna be interesting watching the attrition rate of the highest ranked class ever.  Only aggy would go all 3 1/2" deep into so many elite recruits and not expect any sort of blowback. Which tells me they have no idea what it going to be like having so many Prima Donnas on the team at the same time and why this team is as likely to implode as it is to gel...

     

     

    What you worryin’ about?  Jumbo oozes masterful orchestration of potentially difficult personalities.  Not sure what you see.  I see a confident maestro.

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  6. 10 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

    I never knew being a roustabout required a four-year degree from trade school.

    Then again, I never knew being a chicken farmer required the same.

    Show some respect.  I have it on good authority that aggy is about to change the world with a revolutionary transport scheme that could not have come from just anywhere.  I mean, otherwise, there might have been commercially viable railroads since the early 1800s, right?  This thing will move one whole trailer … somewhere.

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  7. 7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

    The colors mean nothing, they are not correlated to home and away. It is just aggy being aggy. It looks like their annual rollercoaster may start the last week of September. I can see them going 2-3 during that October + Arky stretch with Florida and LSU still left to play. Also, leave it to aggy to make the SEC championship trophy look like a three guy blowjob train. 

    Silly, that’s not the SEC Championship trophy.  That’s 4th Place in the SEC West trophy.  Strong enough track record there that aggy just prints it on the schedule now.

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  8. 1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

    yup, the coin toss winner is 10-1 in the playoffs in that time. that's a hard pill to swallow for the team that lost the toss. 

    Should’ve slept with a coin under their pillow and practiced those tosses with more intensity.

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  9. 3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

    NFL OT rules suck. They should adopt the college version.

    Crazy Bills didn't even get a shot on offense.

    Yes, please.  Would love to see 18 cycles of going for 2.

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  10. This photo … tell me it’s real.  It’s fantastic but has a sort of Sgt Pepper’s feel to it, where all the heads are inserted collage-style.  I mean, none of the aggy fans appear to be connected to or interacting with each other.  What are the chances these three people with these three expressions (all variations on the theme of, “Oh, my gerrd”) all line up next to each other?  The math on this is complex.  The woman with the gum … perfect.  One thing is clear, whatever they’re looking at, it ain’t right.

     

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  11. On 1/6/2022 at 3:04 PM, Scholz said:

    aggys are fearless on every front

     

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    Haven’t stopped laughing about this post.  It’s like somewhere at some costume shop on the Atlantic Seaboard years ago, an anonymous seamstress had a premonition and sewed the “really, aggy?” expression right onto Wake’s mascot knowing what was coming.

    #neverforgettheabsent12thman

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