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Domedriver

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  1. Texas 63

    Toothless Sister Fuckers 17

    Bijan 162 + Worth 141 = 303 yards!

    so 2005 I had perfected my booze smuggling technology using a small Camel Back Bladder in my shorts with a quart of Crown and a hose in my pocket.  We had great seats at about the 40 under the upper deck.  We were seated next to these nice 50ish MILFs.  We start to git our game on by using the hose to doctor our cokes.  Flow was accomplished by squeezing my package and opening the bite valve.  
    The MILF next to me noticed what I was doing and asked, “What you got going on there son?”  I said, “Crown Royal!” With a smile.  She passed over her coke and her friends coke and we got our game on!  And oh what a game!  VY, Jamal! Smash Mouth D and Dirt Burglar slaughter!

    After the great game and in the full flush of victory and Crown, we got beers to augment of flow and toured the car shows.  We ended up by the Jeep display where they had a rock climbing tower.  I poke my buddy who was currently serving on the Board of the American Alpine club and he was drunk enough to duck under the barrier and climb the tower.

    As he was topping out, this irate Okie looking redneck comes up screaming for him to get down.  My buddy gracefully descended all the time with the Redneck screaming and me screaming back about how Mike was on the board of directors of the American Alpine club, etc.  when Mike reached the ground the red neck screams, “Just what the Hell do you think you are doing?  Mike replies, “Anything I want!”  We just walked away laughing and flashing 🤘🤘

    We had a great dinner to cap a great day in Longhorn history!🤘

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  2. From Mountainproject.com

    "Full report has not been released, but from a couple witness statements we can piece together a likely scenario. They were 3-5 pitches up the wall when a very heavy thunderstorm broke out. People described the rock as "turning into a waterfall". They were found with a rappel set up attached to the rope but no anchor attached. Witnesses say they saw a large block fall with them. My guess is they wrapped the rope around a large block directly to rappel down (no rap anchors as the routes top out) and the block pulled, either from the weight of rappelling or because the rain fall triggered rock fall. This one hits home for me because it wasn't inexperience or poor judgement that caused the accident. The decision to bail off a seemingly secure large block in an active thunderstorm is a decision any one of us could have made. Mountains are dangerous places. Sometimes you can do everything right and still take the big fall."

    https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/123142420/fatal-accident-at-tahquitz-today?page=4#ForumMessage-123150534

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  3. I know my opinion may not count for much or what you want to hear, but I support Sark and want to see what happens when he has his quarterbacks play his offense.  Card is a Herman retread and I want to see what happens when QE and Archie are at the controls.

    es I was disappointed by the D and don’t have much sympathy for PK so I would be fine forPatterson to come Assist Head Coach and DC.

    i also support this team and will kwep the faith rather than lighting bonfire🤘🤘🤘

  4. 5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

    They're honoring you at your alma mater, you are not in the league any longer and you have a "scheduling conflict."  Ok.....

    !

    His conflict was with getting his pussy waxed!  Fuck him and fuck the sand aggies

  5. I want them both to lose!  I absolutely hate ArkiPig and their toothless sisterwives and iI also despise the sheep shagging Aggies and their over paid fat assed corch Jumboass.

    l want them to play to a 0-0 tie after five overtimes and for it to be called due an intellectual collapse and someone turning off the power to the stadium!

    Fuck them all, can’t wait to play them again!🤘

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  6. So my wish list is:

    QE for the 1st Q and a 28 point lead

    Card for the 2nd and another round of scores

    W and RoJo for the 3rd and scores

    Malik for the 4th to put them to the sword

    63-12 slaughter and they can eat the left over tortillas!🤘

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