Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Navin R. Johnson
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Would the ncaa just donate an extra NC trophy to aggy so we don’t have to hear about this anymore?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Elko ain’t gonna work on an empty stomach
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Elko talks about winning championships like it’s easy. What championships has he won? It looks like he might have won an Ivy League conference title in 1998. What else? Probably a few hotdog eating contests.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Elko is engaged, organized, and has a plan. The SEC is in for a world of hurt. How can anyone be expected to compete with that total package?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Does Reveille sign off on all coaching hires? For example, the AD presents it to the BoR, the BoR signs off, then does Reveille have to bark once for approval and stamp her paw print on the contract?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Elko was at aggy when they forfeited the bowl game. He knows what type of idiots he’s dealing with
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
The twitter pic of Max Johnson should be of him being broken in half by a blitzing linebacker
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They need to keep E-Rob and E-Stew. Wiggy is important, but now they have J-Hen. The real question is what will they do with D-Durk and B-Pet?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is the best hire aggy could have hoped for.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Elko needs to hold out for $15M guaranteed. Aggy will pay it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Looch said Sark has done a wo…. a great job at Texas. He couldn’t allow himself to say wonderful.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I’ve been hooked on aggy misery since Herbstreit claimed on Gameday circa 2005 that aggy was a dark horse candidate for the national championship.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
The connection between aggy and academy is that aggy shop at academy and turn the tu merchandise upside down
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
E-Rob is being set up to be the fall guy next year. He should be paid handsomely for it. Otherwise he could continue his coaching career elsewhere, a career in which he presumably has a good future in. If he allows aggy to use him as a patsy for minimal money and essentially ends his career over the next year, that would be a sad deal for him personally.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
We all know he was at the top of their list, and for good reason. The timeline is such that he likely turned them down initially, so they went to Option B and so on. As the aggy got ever more embarrassed by national pundits questioning their rightful place at the pinnacle of CFB, they would have no choice but to circle back to Elko with an even bigger deal, just to save face. And obviously he said no again. Will the Aggy circle back to him a third time?
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
“E-Rob” needs to hold out for a minimum of a one year, $50M contract. The reason being is that aggy will use him to keep the recruiting in place, and retain the vaunted best recruiting class ever. After doing this, he will promptly be fired and likely never to coach again after the highly embarrassing season plays out.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
It’s remarkable to come to the realization that Elko turned aggy down, probably multiple times, for probably $11M+ per year. Much respect to Elko for having the confidence and self respect to turn it down.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
you’re probably right. After this fiasco not even Traylor will return aggy phone calls
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Stoops staff are probably looking at this shitshow and will bail. Stoops will have to replace them with recent high school graduates who played ball, like a lesser version of Lance Harbor.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Woodward and Bjork have to be plants. There’s no other explanation for what is happening in aggyland. The question is who is orchestrating this operation? This is some George Soros level shit.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
They got rejected by everyone
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
How can they not hire Jedd Fisch?! He knows Sean McVay! He knows him!
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Hiring Stoops will be the deal of the century. Just wait and see you stupid sips. I’m at the office if you’re man enough to fight!
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I think the best financial plan would be to have a buy one side, get the other side half off type of deal.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
They could set up a glory hole booth outside of Kyle Field to raise a few thousand dollars