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WgnBrnr

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  1. 8 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

    My cousin in Oklahoma is telling me that things are really bad right now. The one saving grace has been that while inflation has made groceries too expensive for a lot of people, bags of dicks are actually cheaper than they used to be because the OU fans are too depressed to eat them. So things are really bad, but also good if you are looking for cheap dicks to eat.

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  2. 15 minutes ago, ftf82 said:

    Come to find out that my "auto-fill" contract, prepaid mind you, with Pinnacle Propane means that it's not really "auto-fill". Checked my level early yesterday and noticed it was 15% (they're supposed to refill before it gets to 20%). Called and they said that they would get someone out this morning. Of course, they canceled this morning and won't be here until sometime late this week I'm sure.  So, in short, I had to call to get a tank filled that was on a PREPAID auto-fill contract, I'll likely run out within the next 4 days, during which I'll only be running my thermostat at 60 degrees, and Fuck Pinnacle Propane. 

    Where in the hell is Hank Hill when you need him?

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  3. On 12/9/2020 at 2:44 PM, BabaYaga said:

    Remember my first pheasant hunt.  HS kid.  One dog that was semi-trained so we did a ton of walking.  Never knew those birds flush STRAIGHT UP and are loud as heck.  I had a giant plug of Levi Garret in sloshing around in my mouth.  Almost walked over a bird before it flushed.  Scared the crap out of my.  Swallowed half the plug.  Turned green.  Spent the rest of the afternoon in the truck, sick as a dog.   

    If that ain't country I'll kiss your ass...

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