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  1. 14 hours ago, Pimphand said:

    Yeah but the Elk ran off all the pre madonnas. 

    I have a 3rd cousin on my aunties side high up in the aggy Locker room who has told me the elk has also ran off all the pre Duran Duran’s….

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  2. 13 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

    If we’re wish casting let’s have him start for three years, win three titles and two heismans.

    Don’t know why I read that as

    “three titties and two He mans….”

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  3. 7 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

    Two nights ago, I got into a discussion at a bar in Odessa. He was actually a UT fan, but thinks College Station is absolutely awesome to go party. Even more so than Austin. It’s all perspective. When you grow up in a field, I can see why a bigger field with a couple bars on it would look pretty sweet.

    When you grow up in a field it’s no wonder one parties with dirt.

    Joe Dirt 2 Fan GIF

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  4. 1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

    Isn't it just adorable (or as adorable as a mindlessly belligerent rodent gets) how they refer to THE STATION. Like it's some unfathomably happening VIBE capitol instead of a rancid slide of redneck nothing burger, which it most assuredly is.

    The fucking Station has never, ever been buzzing. Except maybe with flies.

    Should be referred to as 

    the Comfort Station

  5. 27 minutes ago, Bevo said:

    Is Perry still alive? I saw him box Manute Bol 20 years ago and he could barely raise his arms he was so fat.

     

    The former All-American football player struggled to keep his weight down once he was no longer actively suiting up on game day. Reports claim his weight reached a dangerous 450 pounds. He was soon diagnosed with diabetes and was found to have blood circulatory issues in his legs.

    He was then diagnosed with Guillain-Barré Syndrome in 2008, a condition in which one's immune system begins attacking its own nerves, sometimes resulting in paralysis.

    The condition saw Perry lose a gargantuan amount of weight, all the way down to an unhealthy 190 pounds, scarcely resembling the man he once was.

    In 2011, ESPN revealed that Perry was an alcoholic and that during his playing career the Bears had arranged for him to check into a rehab facility.

    Now, Perry has lost most of his fortune that he made from playing in the NFL. Per Sports Illustrated, his Super Bowl ring was auctioned for $200,000 of which Perry received absolutely zilch.

    His brother, Michael Dean Perry, the one who found a bed-ridden William weighing 190 pounds, has gone on record to say he believes his brother is also suffering from "traces of CTE."

    Perry is currently residing in an assisted-living facilitywhere his health can more easily be monitored. Here's to hoping Perry can get the help he needs and restore at least some of his health.

     

     

     

     

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  6. 58 minutes ago, Scholz said:

    Yes. If you bought me a beer, would you continue to call me the following, liar? Of course you wouldn’t.

    ”asshole...  dumb... a total douche... cupcake... little bitch… sweetie pie…”

    He might not

    but I would.

  7. On 7/3/2024 at 12:36 PM, TommysTinyTowels said:

    For all you WNBA haters.

    Watching a game the other day and someone throws up a wedgie. The center for Dallas tried to get it down but nope, couldn't quite pull it off.

    They went and got a broom.

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    Every WNBA team  should have a dewedger tool, ready and waiting.

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