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Posts posted by Agent 13
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19 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
I lived in Topeka from 1986-88. Well, I had a fake I.D. Kansas DL, Chris Lewis from Topeka, Kansas. So this hits close to my fake home.
I figured you more of a Brian McGee.
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2 hours ago, Red Five said:
I'm pretty sure I called someone a fucking moron for saying Baylor would go 9-3.
Well, you weren't wrong.
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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:
I don’t get it?
Yes.
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54 minutes ago, Let 'Em Hang said:
One of my best friends lives in Tuscaloosa...haven't talked to him since the Iron Bowl.......last night I got a collect call at 1:00AM, caller ID on cell said Decatur and "Alabama Prison System". Sure hope he didn't go Postal......maybe I should have called the number back.......
Didn't answer call or call him back, eh? User name appropriate and whatnot.
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1 minute ago, futureman said:
maybe from an entertainment standpoint? if they played in the 21st century they wouldn’t have a major between the four of them.
Balderdash!
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Fantastic atmosphere.
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22 minutes ago, alincoln said:
Our discipline statistics bring to mind Freddie Kitchens' Cleveland Browns.
A few additional statistics that are of interest.
Defense (Is this the worst pass D in school history?)
129th (out of 130) in Total Pass Yards Allowed Per Game
109th (out of 130) in Total Pass Yards Allowed Per Play
100th in Yards Allowed Per Play
107th in Sacks Per Play
119th in Red Zone %
Offense
111th in Sacks Allowed Per Game
103rd in 4th Down Conversion %
Special Teams
111th in Punt Return Average
Miscellaneous
123rd in Penalties Per Game
125th in Penalty Yards Per Game
"And somehow despite these eye-popping stats, I've craftily coached this team to a 6-5 record. I'm a certifiable genius"! - Tom Herman, probably.
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6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
637 yds of offense for SC. Our defense is a hot steaming pile of shit
SC does have some dudes at receiver. Also, is that stadium any better after spending all that money?
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That neck snap did not look good.
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15 hours ago, Armybrat said:
About 25 years ago Mrs. Brat’s cousin had a large German Shepherd. A friend dropped off her little yappy dog to stay for the weekend while she flew to Vegas.
yappy little dog apparently annoyed big GS too much and became a lunch entree. GS ate the entire yappy dog. Shit the collar a few days later after the friend returned from Vegas.
So the yappy dog became a little shit dog? Circle complete.
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12 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:
Ido'nt know what kine of Egg's they are but they are jucy also are any of you doctor's because I was scratchen at my in-seam and their was lot's of blood on my finger and now their is a black hole on my ballsac
If there ever was a use for nard oil, you've found it.
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10 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:
Bitch I went to a collage suck my retnum
Obviously you did. Your erudition knows no bounds. My apologies.
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36 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:
why do'nt you eat my dangle string bean
It's d'ont.
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None of the above calculations are accurate unless your particular team performs exactly at the NFL average.
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Pac 12 refs trying their hardest to distance themselves from the field for worst refs.
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You could just tell us why you love both instead of making us guess, dipshit.
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9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:
One thing for sure, there are a LOT of fair weather fans.... as the empty seats in Memorial Stadium obviously reflect that fact.
No, no, no. Other fanbases have fair weather fans. Texas has "discerning consumers".
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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:
Yes. So another reason for SC to hire him. If they sell their soul and hire him anyway, that will say a lot about a morally bankrupt university.
So true, but not everybody can hire upstanding citizens like Chip Kelly!
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On 11/3/2019 at 10:02 AM, Stella Link said:
Drunk Woman Stupidly Grinds on Cop During Arrest
(yes, with video)...
https://rare.us/rare-humor/woman-grinds-on-cop/
Narrator: He did.
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Broke down and bought some Antimo Caputo 00 flour. Will never go back.
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So you parrot someone else's conjecture and now it becomes a "report"? Sports media dudes suck.
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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:
Uhm.....Trojan #28 just tackled a Duck defender and no penalty? Hmm
It was so blatant it looked like 28 thought it was legal.
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37 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:
listen dick ball's nobody ask you why don't u go fuck ur mom oh wait I already did I'm the anes
Phrasing!
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26 minutes ago, Bevo said:
Yeah, I got home from college and my brother forgot I was coming home. He was asleep in his room. I got in at about 11:00, watched TV for a little bit and then went to sleep in my room. I use to sleep with the covers over my head. My brother heard my bedroom door open and close, snuck out of the house and then called the police and told them there was an intruder in the house. They even asked him if anyone was expected to be home. Anyway, you can guess the rest. The cops broke into my room, pulled the covers down with their guns drawn, and yelled freeze. Thank god I am a deep sleeper "and that I'm white".
Exactly how much fraternal ass did you kick?
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What Is Your Favorite Football Movie Of All Time?
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Every one of you is a big ol' dummy. Op said favorite football movie. Bend It Like Beckham is the only answer.