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Agent 13

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  1. 6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

    637 yds of offense for SC. Our defense is a hot steaming pile of shit

    SC does have some dudes at receiver. Also, is that stadium any better after spending all that money?

  2. 15 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    About 25 years ago Mrs. Brat’s cousin had a large German Shepherd. A friend dropped off her little yappy dog to stay for the weekend while she flew to Vegas.

    yappy little dog apparently annoyed big GS too much and became a lunch entree. GS ate the entire yappy dog. Shit the collar a few days later after the friend returned from Vegas.

    So the yappy dog became a little shit dog? Circle complete.

  3. 12 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

    Ido'nt know what kine of Egg's they are but they are jucy also are any of you doctor's because I was scratchen at my in-seam and their was lot's of blood on my finger and now their is a black hole on my ballsac

    If there ever was a use for nard oil, you've found it.

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  4. 26 minutes ago, Bevo said:

    Yeah, I got home from college and my brother forgot I was coming home. He was asleep in his room. I got in at about 11:00, watched TV for a little bit and then went to sleep in my room. I use to sleep with the covers over my head. My brother heard my bedroom door open and close, snuck out of the house and then called the police and told them there was an intruder in the house. They even asked him if anyone was expected to be home. Anyway, you can guess the rest. The cops broke into my room, pulled the covers down with their guns drawn, and yelled freeze. Thank god I am a deep sleeper "and that I'm white". 

    Exactly how much fraternal ass did you kick?

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  5. 52 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

    RIP.  I don't know much about the man, other than he seemed to dedicate his life to serving the public, which is rare.   Plus he used correct punctuation, even though given his name he didn't have to.  Godspeed Mr. E. Cummings.

    Outstanding.

  6. 6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

    D-Roberts may finally be catching on the real question will become does he start bullpenning once Ferris Buehler gets to the 3rd time through the lineup. That has always been his kryptonite.

  7. 6 hours ago, pepper brooks said:

    first place I ever stayed in Vegas circa summer 1992.  It was the Ramada San Remo back then, and it was about as low rent, $hithole a place as I had ever stayed in my then 21 years of life.  I think only a spring break trip to stay at the Days Inn in Destin Florida may have been worse.  Pretty sure when hooters took over they did noting more than put up some orange paint.  surprised hooters last as long as it did.  Speaking of which, how the heck do Ecalibur, Tropicana, Luxor and even Bally's stay open.  Those places are all absolute dogs.  

    San Remo in 1989. God it was abysmal. Tried not to be there at all.

  8. 17 hours ago, Nivek said:

    Damsel is distress is tiring. I would prefer him to go nuts after they fuck up his order at the drive through. Or maybe his tires are out of stock and he gets sold a piece of shit tire that explodes and then after getting jerked around by lawyers he mass murders everyone in Detroit and Canada. Only to retire to the North Pole to sex some polar bears and make little half-bear rambos. He finally is at peace then sea levels rise and his polar bear kin die, so he returns to North America to wreck shop on OKC, Midland, and Houston. Then he boards a Saturn V rocket and goes to the moon.

    Dear sir, I am a Hollywood producer and am interested in your script. 

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