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Agent 13

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Posts posted by Agent 13

  1. 13 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

    Kiffin making friends hahaha

    I realize coaches leaving always gets people worked up, but Lane seems to get them worked up more than anyone

    What's weird about this is I think the players were good about it. He did coach them in the conference title game. Sounds more like announcers making up shit.

  2. 54 minutes ago, Let 'Em Hang said:

    One of my best friends lives in Tuscaloosa...haven't talked to him since the Iron Bowl.......last night I got a collect call at 1:00AM, caller ID on cell said Decatur and "Alabama Prison System".  Sure hope he didn't go Postal......maybe I should have called the number back.......

    Didn't answer call or call him back, eh? User name appropriate and whatnot.

  3. 22 minutes ago, alincoln said:

    Our discipline statistics bring to mind Freddie Kitchens' Cleveland Browns.  

    A few additional statistics that are of interest.

    Defense (Is this the worst pass D in school history?)

    129th (out of 130) in Total Pass Yards Allowed Per Game

    109th (out of 130) in Total Pass Yards Allowed Per Play

    100th in Yards Allowed Per Play

    107th in Sacks Per Play

    119th in Red Zone %

    Offense

    111th in Sacks Allowed Per Game

    103rd in 4th Down Conversion % 

    Special Teams

    111th in Punt Return Average

    Miscellaneous

    123rd in Penalties Per Game

    125th in Penalty Yards Per Game

    "And somehow despite these eye-popping stats, I've craftily coached this team to a 6-5 record. I'm a certifiable genius"! - Tom Herman, probably.

  4. 6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

    637 yds of offense for SC. Our defense is a hot steaming pile of shit

    SC does have some dudes at receiver. Also, is that stadium any better after spending all that money?

  5. 15 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    About 25 years ago Mrs. Brat’s cousin had a large German Shepherd. A friend dropped off her little yappy dog to stay for the weekend while she flew to Vegas.

    yappy little dog apparently annoyed big GS too much and became a lunch entree. GS ate the entire yappy dog. Shit the collar a few days later after the friend returned from Vegas.

    So the yappy dog became a little shit dog? Circle complete.

  6. 12 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

    Ido'nt know what kine of Egg's they are but they are jucy also are any of you doctor's because I was scratchen at my in-seam and their was lot's of blood on my finger and now their is a black hole on my ballsac

    If there ever was a use for nard oil, you've found it.

  7. 9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

    One thing for sure, there are a LOT of fair weather fans.... as the empty seats in Memorial Stadium obviously reflect that fact.

    No, no, no. Other fanbases have fair weather fans. Texas has "discerning consumers". 

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