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Posts posted by Agent 13
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16 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
Thrifty ice cream was the gotdam bomb when I was a kid. You could get a triple scoop for a quarter.
Fifteen cents for me, homie. I'm old, though.
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1 hour ago, Lobo said:
It wasn't a battalion, it was a company...at most. Flying separately from myriad airports in Asia and Europe gets them here undetected. They smuggle their uniforms and weapons by boat from Cuba. They use steel and power from Hawkins. The dirt excavated I guess gets blended in with all the earthmoving from Starcourt Mall, they pulled an Andy DuFrain. I also imagine they used several sleeper agents in the Midwest that were activated years prior to start getting the logistics in order for a construction project of this magnitude.
Don't forget hiring Gus Fring's engineering crew.
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Felt it in Las Vegas.
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Sit in dark room and contemplate answer.
Await a Pifane.
Rittle solved.
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So glad I clicked on that. Hilarious.
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57 minutes ago, crash_davis said:
2028 Olympic sport, no doubt.
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6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:
Essential oils keep police officers from being shot? Well, I guess it makes sense. I've never heard of a violent crime scene that reeked of patchouli.
No, no, no. All he is saaaying, is give nard a chance.
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1 hour ago, housious said:
Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.
He deserves this.
Preach.
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Ohhhhh, a Pifane! Well, damn, son. And IBM is in on the shenanigans? I'm heartbroken. I'll need a lot of nard oil to get over this.
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If you ever have anyone ask you "what is this surlyhorns.com all about?" just point them to posts 1565-1568 of this thread.
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Does the kitty Kat thing come with some kind of cover so my balls don't get skewered?
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49 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:
This. Close to a shit ton of outdoor activities.
And delicious nectarines!
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1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:
What?
I've been waiting for this reaction. Quite overdue indeed.
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I think I figured it out. She has somehow found a way to invest in this public place. People will now go there in droves wondering how this moron managed to get lost. Profit! Or, she's just stupid. I dunno.
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Do we really know for sure that this guy is crazy?
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On 5/6/2019 at 4:41 PM, shnsajax said:
Staying by Red Rock casino for work tonight. Anything good there?
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkTriple A baseball playing tonight. Walking distance, nice new stadium.
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What is your current educational background?
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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
And that's where we were, the 14 yr old didn't "make" me do anything. It was much closer to "hey, we're walking by a McDonalds [it's amazing how many there actually are in Paris], I need a snack." This was at a stage where he was eating 6-7 "meals" a day. In Berlin, he grabbed a wurst from a street vendor every time we saw one. In Austria, he grabbed snacks from bakeries. Mostly, we just shoved 8,000+ calories a day in him. And yeah....he DID enjoy getting a rise out of me by asking for McDonald's. In Paris. It was kinda the whole gag.
Those street wursts are delicious. I'd get one every time, too.
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2 hours ago, Rusty Shackelford said:
Happy to report that this was heroically saved from the Notre Dame fire.
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Another vote for California coast starting in SF. Take a coat for after sun goes down if you're anywhere near water.
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4 hours ago, EZ$ said:
So it’s been reported he’s been their 3rd worst QB this Spring (the other two are proven scrubs)....where’s he transferring next?
Does third worst equate to the best of three turds?
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Four? Dude with hands up the whole time should not count.
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13 minutes ago, deadshank said:
Did they have to put the truck down after that?
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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
Is the earth still revolving around the sun? If so, then yes, that's still happening.
Yeah, right. Earth revolving around the sun. Heretic!
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The UK's knife ban is going well
in Daily Texan
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How can I learn to make salmon, too? Sounds time consuming.